Top Drop is so annoying...(Sigh)

Let me get this straight Geico. You jacked my insurance from $200 to $250 because of the rising costs of gas and accidents in my area. Guy literally said it was nothing I did specifically, it's everyone else. Me: So you all just raised prices is all? "Um, yes sir." Let me go get some new insurance

Goddammit Fegelein.

Need Spain to win this game.

They really made that woman a senator because she was his sister. I just fucking can't at this point.

Mood.

(Sigh) I'm done with today. I'm annoyed at getting pulled over for some bullshit. I was angry, went to shoot some pool with pool shark buddy. Friend was drunk. Told her to stay home cause the bar closed in 15 min. She didn't. Added responsibility on a night I really, really didn't need it.

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

Once again Kreb's psychic fish has predicted the outcome. I need the Swiss to be Vargentina.

(Sigh) Goddamnit.

Let's go Norway!

I'll never be able to hear the word pickleback again without knowing this exists. Curse you.

So class…what have we learned here? Maybe next time use some common fucking sense and if a person has a NAZI TATTOO they aren’t fit for government office? Didn’t think we had to set a bar that low but *gestures wildly*

"But I will always be. Alas, only a coward feels mighty when stepping on ants." Hard. As. Fuck. Line. Apocalypse was always one of my favorite villains.

I like that the cup has also become a custody battle for Miku. Downright hilarious.

Congratulations to VAR on overcoming Egypt and reaching the Wc quarterfinals

I still can't believe that goal got called back.

The prophecy has been fulfilled. Goddammit.

Unfuckingbelievable.

Send em home Egypt!

Egypt! What a save!

Belgium: Don't be angry. Next time we fight it will be on fair terms and you might not get so easily crushed.

We told ya'll at the jump that a guy with a Nazi tattoo that didn't have the knowledge to know what it was or to get it removed before he ran for office was too stupid to do the fucking job in the first place. Fucking told ya.

Parking lot is empty and all the lights are off. Apparently everyone at my job decided to take the day off. Thought maybe I missed a memo or something. Nope. Just no one is here today. Can't blame them I guess.

I pick up Thr Count of Monte Cristo. And also LOTR.

Lukaku ain't never seeing Heaven.

Middle Fingers for everyone! EVERYONE!

Heads held high Congo. Ya'll gave them boys the scare of their lives and gave us a tremendous show of grit and ability.

Someone call that witch doctor. Hex his ass again.

Congo playing aggressive. Keep up the pressure boys!

Morocco!

What a fucking save!

I hope Japan isn't trying to hold out for penalties. Sure looks like they are playing desperate at this point.

Japan gotta refocus and attack.

Aight weebs! I see you!

South Africa lost.

WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE: 1. Casual Goth vibes 2. Mild Pyromania 3. Decent cooking skills 4. Hook suspensions 5. Quiet afternoons reading books 6. Nerd of all stripes 7. College football shit talking. 8. I'm good at Spades. 9. A stupid amount of video game music. 10. A California King sized bed

I've discovered a minor pet peeve. Went to the closest pizza spot near my place to try it out. Took a bite, "not bad, ain't really a fan of the crust but it will do. Wait, there's no sauce in this shit...goddammit." Making pizza at home for so long has ruined my ability to enjoy crap pizza.

So many parents let their kids walk around barefoot in this brewery and in my head I'm like, "Hell naw, could not be me or my kid."

Send them fuckers home Czechia.

Your honor my client pleads oopsie daisies and that he was momentarily possessed by the spirit of...(ruffles papers) a one, "Lil Boosie."

*Chuckles* smh...I just be over here minding my own goddamn business...

Not gonna lie. I can't believe Burt lost that race.

Gasoline. But I'm a pyro so...

Bruh!!! You can't miss shots like that! Come on Senegal!

I appreciate being in a job where I am largely autonomous and my boss understands that my schedule is situated around the world cup games I want to watch.

Cape Verde won that game. I don't care what anyone says.

Let us Weeb. Go Japan!

Made a new friend today. Pretty sure we're the oddballs at the spades group. But we talked for a good while after the game was over, we exchanged instas, (Me: Are you squeamish?) Her: No. Oh, holy crap my guy!. Me: Yeah... Her: We are gonna be such good friends! I like when I find my people.