New book! Good friend! Go buy!!!

youtu.be/MrhJz7Lsllo Botchamania 527 back online! featuring hard tables, missed superkicks, awful dives, corpsing, Taz-isms, singing Bryan Alvarez, Red Alert 2 music, King Rex promos and everything else keeping wrestling sane.

Hello again from Still-Occupied St Paul! This is a vetted GFM, neighbors of a good friend of mine. These are real people and a real dog! They need about $1000 to reach the goal of housing Buck and his humans. If you can't donate, no problem, I hope you can boost! www.gofundme.com/f/help-buck-...

OVERDUE RENT: linktr.ee/wylder - Elderly Black grandma & family $2200 (focus) NEEDED EARLY FEB 5th - Disabled DV survivor & animals - $800 (direct - linktr.ee/vivkivvinters ) #MutualAid #TransCrowdFund #HelpSky #BIPOCMA #RentFund

But also, you could just own a gun

I haven’t stopped laughing at this for the last ten minutes (sorry Lawson)

Today I had a colonoscopy and a couple things if you’re on the fence:

Ian was always a very kind person no matter what the circumstances were. He was one of the first people to really welcome me along in Germany outside of people E already warned. I hope he’s resting well and wherever he is he knows how much he’s loved.

People Of Unsolved Mysteries III

10 games to get to know you: Fallout: New Vegas Shadow Man Fatal Frame Silent Hill Resident Evil 3 Legend of Dragoon Final Fantasy 9 The Suffering Nightmare Creatures 2 Resident Evil 4

Yeeeeahhhhh right so they’re going to fire Semtex obviously for that, right? Right guys?

Hey, here’s my two cents no one wanted:

Orange my sweet baby blink twice if you need my help

It’s big fuck Saige Ryan hours over here all the time

Watching the jacksepticeye play through of the SH2 remake (I did not and won’t play it) and they’re reeeeeeally going out of the way to knock you upside the head with the HEY JAMES YOU CANNOT GO BACK

If you’re keeping score I did indeed find the 24/7 forensic files channel

Oh hey Philadelphia been a minute

I’m going out of town for a really short but exciting trip this weekend and I’m looking forward to being naked in my hotel watching Forensic Files and then (insert secret reason for travel here)

Arm day was created in a lab specifically to fuck with me and me only

It takes about four back to back rugby videos on the clock app before I start really having to remind myself of an 11 hour difference between me and E

Just an update on wedding things: June 20 was officially a year until. We have met the planner and solemnizer. As of today we are waiting for the Irish government to say we can be married.

Me: starts Date Everything Also Me: DO THEY KNOW ABOUT THE D O R E

Reno is using the world’s most delicate Walmart turkey pan to bash AWOL about the head and shoulder regions

Managing in the indies and adopting random children to build an empire of tiny carnies

Give me Halloween Havoc 2000 Alex Wright vs KOW Claudio via the power of Christ and a Time Machine

I have been subjected to Disco Inferno and the phrase “Power Plant mutant wrestlers” in the span of five minutes

Your parents went to a wedding (before decisions were made on my part)

Hungover in an airport in Spain

I can’t tell if I smell donuts or someone is vaping at the airport

Sometimes I have a nightmare where I make a wish that everyone I know would be happy and then I die in the dream and I realize everyone got their wish and then I wake up going “ah yes okay I see”

Joe and his dad could really use some assistance as the weather creeps towards getting hot and humid. Please help any way you can:

Posting this here for a friend of a friend. Jeff Cannonball is one of the nicest dudes in the world and his family really could you some assistance: www.gofundme.com/f/rgs2d8

I am striving to get compliments the way you do in Oblivion where a random guard will tell me I have great muscles

George Wendt passed at 76. While everyone remembers him as Norm (rightly so), his turn in the Masters of Horror ep Family was horrible and delightful by turns. www.dailymotion.com/video/x91h52o

I will also pee aggressively at you

Okay so yall need to buy presents for your mom before Mother’s Day because I am a retail worker trying to simultaneously answer your questions while trying to dehydrate AND pee myself you see the issue, Chauncey

American pope, American pope

Pope is from Chicago which means the new blood of Christ is Malort

Playing Oblivion in front of my kid is hilarious because he knows now what it’s like to parent a toddler except it is me, the armored toddler, and no I will NOT do the main quest because there is a cave over HERE I could level up my heavy armor in

Birthday parent

Well, if he doesn’t want to be anymore I do need citizenship, so hand it over, Brendan. You fucking bootlicking chode.

Mongo died, and I don’t think the dude ever had anything bad said against him. ALS is a hell of a thing.

Fashion accessory of the summer

It’s after midnight in Dublin so now is a perfect time to wish @nomoremutants.bsky.social a happy birthday!

I would Simply like to just not

This is how I flirt