My dog: OH BOY!!! YOU’RE HOME!!!! Me: Yup! My dog: I’m gonna drink water really fast and then cough for 45 minutes!!! Me: oh. hooray for me.

The state of flow is so fleeting and volatile (for me at least). I find that there’s no surefire way for me to enter that state, but when I happen to, it get results like these.

Maybe it’s just the fact that a lot of it has been thrown in our faces by algorithms… But, I’m exhausted with the music think pieces. Sometimes you gotta just enjoy the art.

I procrastinated myself from ordering a premade Thanksgiving meal for 2 people to cooking one. 🙃

I be forgetting that I can rap…

Idc what anybody my age says. Jared McCain’s whole demeanor is like a breath of fresh air lol

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

I can already tell after 3 songs that ima run this album back IMMEDIATELY.

I’ll never forgive social media algorithms for becoming so aggressive that people are unwilling to interact with posts made by people they allegedly support. Fear of seeming “cringe” is stupid, fear of messing up what’s served in your feed is stupid, it should be about digital support and community

"While the total rate of fatal accidents per billion miles driven by all vehicles was 2.8, Tesla vehicles overall had a rate of 5.6. Tesla’s Model Y SUV had fatal accident rate of 10.6, more than double the average for SUVs, which was 4.8." sherwood.news/business/tes...

I wonder… Could @dieworkwear.bsky.social find a way to improve the way this dude dresses? 😂

‘New Driver’ stickers are a terrible idea… Might as well be a ‘KICK ME’ sign.

This guy asked to play 1:1 and I said no cuz my knees weren’t feeling it. They he says, “I’m out of shape too bro. I’m just tryna shoot for real.” And that’s how this lazy game of 1s happened lmao.

Soooooo did they mean to show Mike Tyson’s whole ass?