"I can't give you 80, so I'll give you 0! What kind of math is that?!" "...girl math..." "YOU'RE TOO SALMACIAN FOR GIRL MATH!" @thundalarchsys.bsky.social

"It looks like a 4-legged Lopunny with a scarf" @thundalarchsys.bsky.social "What is a Lopunny but an Eevee with tits standing up?"

On the gender of an orange kitten: "Gender is irrelevant in the face of stupidity." @thundalarchsys.bsky.social

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CHICKEN LEG!

"Did you just threaten to tape me to a seagull?" @thundalarchsys.bsky.social "You're damn right I did!"

TiL(courtesy of @thundalarchsys.bsky.social I've been writing several letters incorrectly for my literal whole life, because I never learned cursive This realization completely derailed our Japanese studying

At least we learned how to call someone a bastard 😅

I just accidentally spent three hours redoing a bunch of my Japanese flash cards because I actually thought to use my Brush Pen to do so and it was so satisfying that I just kinda zoned out into it. Which is to say: *Ow*. My hand is now sad, kupo…

"I know I'm supposed to know what that is, because it looks like a pitchfork." "What do you do with a pitchfork?" "Stab people!" @thundalarchsys.bsky.social: 🤦🏻

I very handily beat Mr. Anime in SSB in high school, causing his girlfriend to tell him he was "losing at being a loser". I also gave him the idea for the name of his YouTube channel/intended company; he did not get that it was a joke at his expense until after we graduated and I'd moved away.

Flareon has Golden Lab energy, kupo.

Lulu truly is one of our cats. She managed to step on the two buttons on @thundalarchsys.bsky.social controller that swapped the face buttons without stepping on the home out button

"Sorry, we got sidetracked" "Yeah but it's ok, we bonded over the horrors!" *pause* "...we bonded over the horrors..."

I have a group of my people that I play Sun Haven with Our discord group is called SHEEP THIEVERY Because one of my partners has made it their sole mission to steal and hide our pet sheep We just got a pet Roomba My partner has a new target

"I figured out why you liked the wolf boy finally" "Well yeah, he's hot, unhinged and has teef. What more could you ask for from a wolf boy?"

The duality of depression: Too low to want to do anything, but still able to laugh at the silly Pokemon content I'm watching

As a reminder: we can win, so long as we give a shit.

Guess I'm finally going to try Zen out. The statement from them gives me hope. I've been using FF since around 2005, when I jumped from IE. I've seen a bunch of slide from them but they bought a lot of goodwill over the years... Still: It's been a great ride, right up until now

Kitty~

"Is that weird?" "You're weird, I love you!" "Valid."

Happy Halloween from the Witch of the Crossroads!

Ahhhhhh so excited!! My Critical Role and Hatsune Miku Gfuel boxes just arrived! The Hatsune Miku cup makes my little brain happy, it has a sippy cup lid~ Now it's just a matter of figuring out the best way to display our growing number of collectors boxes...

FF9: Kuja gives half the audience a queer awakening. Freya gives the other half a furry awakening. The Venn diagram of these two halves is a stack of pancakes

Don’t engage with biggots. Block on site. They need that tinker bell like ‘I belive in fairy’s’ attention clap to feel worthwhile. No. No thanks. I’m busy watching PointCrow play a different Zelda game every 10 - 30 seconds.

Never thought we, as a society, would get to a point where a YouTuber has to out loud say "please don't put essential oil soaked tampons inside you to cure PCOS" 🙄 #antimlm #reproductivehealth #fuckdoterra

Playing Hades 2, had to pause on one of the last bosses, and the boss started shit talking me from the pause screen 😂 man, I love this game so much

No-Context Theater Presents: "Please don't overclock my kidneys! 🥺" ~fin~

*shrug* sorry not sorry "His kids are gonna grow up without a father" They never had one to begin with.

HAPPY 9/9 EVERYONE! GET YO GAME ON!

This view! So excited to spend time with my partners in Chicago this week

One thing I love about my job, and more specifically the people I work for, is both of my managers trust me to do what I need to, and to have good judgement. Working night audit you get some weird ass people, and knowing that my managers have my back regardless gives me a huge confidence boost

Vaccines save lives. They are safe and effective. And no, they do not cause autism.

**for context: I work overnight at a hotel** I was having a not great mental health day at work, so I wasn't super upbeat while dealing with some old Boomers™️ this morning. I wasn't rude by any means, just flat/monotone. I didn't say anything mean, I just wasn't smiling

Remember folks. Consent is sexy, and can be revoked **at any point**.

Kimchi makes a terrible smoothie

Fun fact, the only brand of coconut water that all three of us basement dwellers like is only sold at Dollar Tree (very specifically Dollar Tree) So, when we remember the Dollar Tree near our house exists, we buy everything they have. This morning's haul was 26 cans

I've pushed myself so much this last week. I have the next several days without much engagement (dates with two different partners, but both low-key affairs). So I'm hoping to put some of it towards actual production writing. But, in the meantime, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, and I all made Pita!

"So you're telling me if I give you my soul, I won't have to pay taxes anymore?"

Had a great get away with one of my partners to Vegas, had some good food and enjoyed a really fun burlesque parody of Star Wars

*boards plane on time, everyone has been seated, flight attendants are performing flight prep* *Pilot comes on to state there's a maintenance issue and we have to deplane, will be delayed for an unknown period of time* *40 minutes later, maintenance issue has been fixed, re-boarding shortly*

The "poodle" in question

Everyone knows that cats are a fluid. I'm pretty sure, more specifically, they're some negative form of oobleck. More research (owning cats) is required.

"I live in the United States... I don't *have* standards!"

"Lulu, you look like a poodle" "WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO MY CAT"

Norcal Furries on TV for the SF Pride Parade

Every chance to introduce more people to Takarazuka, I will take it.

"What are you looking to get into?" "Whatever you want sir~" That is not a helpful answer! We're negotiating consent not figuring out what to order on doordash 😭

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Listened to a dozen hours of novel, to better my craft, over my eight hour shift. Depression is mean, but did some excellent editing: I spent three hours to rewrite two sentences. So I'm treating myself to a giant homemade pizza, while my partners split a second one. Numeric metrics are dumb...