Every Thanksgiving I remember that when normals say they’re going to “watch the game” they mean they’re going to put it on in the background while they talk instead of shouting “they dropped into cover 2, kill to the run, kill to the run!”

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He is risen

Yax is getting the plaudits, and rightfully so, but Morez stuffed those dudes in a trash can and I’m all 👀

Kordel is a long way from being viable. Just trying to stay grounded here, people.

the yax reverse

lol dude trying to body McKenney

Attn teams: doubling the point with Morez’s man isn’t going to work

If Michigan can shoot 8/14 from 3, you’re gonna die.

yax, imo

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lol dude trying to body McKenney

This flagrant foul review on Morez is wild. Ike had him hooked. WTF is he supposed to do to get the guy off him.

Yax is a glaringly obvious NBA player.

So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.

TCU is trying so hard to lose this game, and Michigan is just like haha no we’re throwing the ball out of bounds every time.

Nothing like some early season uglyball. Blech.

I think the basketball team should not run the butterfingers set. Just a thought.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

I can’t believe these stupid assholes. What was the point of the last 40 days of hassle, stress, and expense for everyone if you were just going to give in and get nothing?

What a pass by Dante Moore. Inch perfect over the DB’s elbow.

Iowa punting in you’re-locked-in-here-with-me conditions. Concerned for Oregon.

My Indiana fan wife is on the verge of ascending to a different plane of existence.

That’s a TD in the NFL man. Let’s go.

Indiana doesn’t seem to have any short passing game. Mendoza is holding the ball forever because no one can get open downfield.

Penn St made a mistake by making today a white out day. There’s so much red in the stands next to the white that it looks like an Indiana home game.

Jonathan Smith seems like a nice man who should be in a nice place, and Kelly is a perfect gargoyle to sit atop Dantonio’s Cathedral of Disrespect.

WHERE IS PAUL?! LFG!

Leaving Derrick Moore out there against the backup QB is exactly the sort of let the hate flow through you this matchup requires.

Barham shouldn’t have casually dumped the QB on the ground like he was pulling a pillow off a shelf but also damn.

Fortunately, you can’t tempo Jimmy Rolder.

This is always the absolute stupidest game every year without fail.

The Hollenbeck Random Number theorem.

No, Wink! Goddamnit!

Wink is thrilled at the opportunity to get out the 5-2.

MSU had less edge than a sphere on that TD.

Sherrone vs Clock is a thing. Sigh…

Fox just ran the Michigan commercial during Texas Tech-ASU.

Jordan Marshall is a RS freshman? Out there talking like he’s been a coach for 20 years.

I hope you have something you love doing as much as Gus loves saying “three way chili”.

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

Michigan is going to be starting practice squad guys at this rate.

Somewhat concerned about Marshall’s vision. Seems to pass up the right cut a couple times every game and runs straight into DL.

Cole Sullivan is the green dot? Huh.

Hell yeah. Two excellent plays in a row.

Hooray for holding but why is Nate Marshall in the game at this juncture? This is a hugely important moment.

Um, do we have a Sherrone vs Clock problem?

“Ask your doctor about ZVADA” has a different subtext this year.