Laura Boomer gets injections of Silly Putty.

Laura Loomer has the face of a 1930's ventriloquist dummy.

Laura Loomer's face is shown topographically.

Where are my 2 little hamsters @paulmorris.bsky.social and @dannythedevil666.bsky.social ?

Which daddy is the real daddy? Mark or Wayne?

How much do you want to bet that Trump will try to call "Tony Stark" for more missiles?

Markwayne Mullin is a the name of an actor in trailer park porn.

Isn't Markwayne Mullin the name of the car Thelma and Louise drove off the cliff?

Johnwayne Gacy > Markwayne Mullin

Markwayne Mullin sounds like the worst flavor of Mountain Dew.

Kristi Norm gets fired. Pam Bondi gets subpoenaed. Markwayne Mullen gets promoted. No, I am not on acid. This is real.

Wasn't Markwayne Mullin a character in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby?

Corey Lewandowski to Kristi Noem: "Ummm, we still gonna fuck?"

Markwayne Mullin sounds like a cheap set of tires at Costco.

Markwayne Mullin is the most hillbilly shit since "Dueling Banjos"

MarkWayne Mullin = Mark - dad's name Wayne - mom's name Mullin - Irish for "small toad"

Donald Trump wears baseball caps you find in a pet store.

What's the total value for "Release the full fucking Epstein files" in Scrabble?

Greenland must be shitting its pants right now.

BREAKING: Trump sends the United States Women's Hockey Team to Iran to fight as a congratulations for their gold medal.

As of the bombing of Iran Barron Trump has pinky toe spurs.

The 1920's were dubbed "The Roaring 20's." The 2020's are dubbed "Release the full, unredacted Epstein files you assholes!"

Me to Congress:

Are @dannythedevil666.bsky.social and @paulmorris.bsky.social Wang Chung'ing tonight?

Trump Meltdown is when you shit your tighty whites.

The Trump Meltdown is the pimento loaf sub with Limburger cheese at Subway.

I watch the Winter Olympics for the escaped dogs and the cheating.

The face you make when you realize the food in English prison is ten times worse than regular English food.

I wonder if the artist formerly known as Prince Andrew will be called Princess Andrew in prison?

I'm looking for the stud muffin @dannythedevil666.bsky.social who breaks the ladies' hearts.

If you fucks are so worried about voter fraud, maybe they should have checked ID's on Epstein files. Right?!?!

Pam Bondi as a waitress at Applebees: "The fucking wings are only 25 cents per wing tonight fucking order those nobody cares about the jalapeño poppers!!!:

Come out come out wherever you are @dannythedevil666.bsky.social

Stetson University: "Ummm, Pam Bondi who?!?"

Pam Bondi is the Erika Kirk of Megyn Kellys.

Pam Bondi taking a shit -

Pam Bond under oath -

Pam Bondi under oath -

Pam Bondi under oath -

Pam Bondi under oath -

Pam Bondi under oath -

Pornhub: "My cock is over 50,000."

Her: "Is your dick really 10" long?" Me: "The Dow is over 50,000!"

Donald Trump is as transparent as the 3 Stooges "Who's on First?" routine.

Hmmm, who does Pam Bondi remind me of?

@dannythedevil666.bsky.social are you gaying it up tonight?

Has Trump dropped a bunch of bad Asian driver jokes on Truth Social yet?

John Rocker "liked" Trump's Obama post.

Trump uses the N-word more times than a Tarantino movie.

Trump named his new boat "Jungle Bunnies."