Congratulation in advance to Trump's Gold medal in Mens figure skating at the Winter Olympics in Milan.

Trump is the Riley Gaines of Tonya Hardings.

Who wants an enema tonight? @dannythedevil666.bsky.social ? @paulmorris.bsky.social ?

Get the fuck out of here, shithead dog killer

Jonathan Ross is the Kyle Rittenhouse of George Zimmermans.

Trump just announced he wants to change the name of the United States to ICEland.

Ken Jennings has a bigger dick than JD Vance.

JD Vance's dick is an "innie."

If you write poetry and play guitar YOU are a domestic terrorist!

Baby shit has more substance than JD Vance.

JD Vance has the spine of a dead jelly fish.

When our government starts shooting its own citizens in the face: AI Overview AR-15 prices vary widely, from budget options around $400-$700 for basic models (like Palmetto State Armory or Diamondback) to mid-range rifles from brands like Springfield Saint ($700-$1,500)

Paging Tulsi Gabbard circa 2019.

YOU'RE NEXT HAITI! - Don J Trump

Seahawks by 17. Book it.

Erika Kirk grieving:

Erika Kirk grieving:

Who wants to get in on the "Which non-militarized country will Trump invade next" pool?

New Year, new Donald Trump. #worstjokeever

Isn't Radical Left Scum when the shit hits different in the toilet bowl?

Christmas Steve is trending because we as a species are begging for that meteor/asteroid thing to slam into our planet.

Christmas Steve is trending and my first instinct was to go to Urban Dictionary to see what kind of filth it means.

How big of a crap does Santa take after a full night of milk and cookies?

Erika Kirk got Charlie's life insurance payout for Christmas.

How many times will Santa get shot at by the 2nd Amendment crowd tonight?

JFK tuned into the Kennedy Center Honors and his head exploded again.

The Epstein files are harder to read than Ulysses.

Sorry everyone, but Christmas is redacted this year.

@dannythedevil666.bsky.social you singing Christmas carols 2nite?

Donald Trump: "You see all those reee-dashchunds??? That's Russel Brain ... errr, Brand."

Ummm, I'm pretty sure we ALL knew Trump liked young, nubile girls. That's not news!

My weekend starts 2nite. Where's @dannythedevil666.bsky.social @paulmorris.bsky.social and that rascal @razzle.bsky.social ??

Jake Paul is the Gilligan of Gomer Pyle's.

I've seen punching bags fight better than Andrew Tate.

Andrew Tate is a boxer like I'm a FUCK MACHINE.

@dannythedevil666.bsky.social the Bears blow. Can't even beat a back up QB.

V/O: "Now playing the part of Jeffery Epstein is .... "oof, No, no, no! I don't want to hang mysel ....

Guys, I'm throwing an Epstein Files release party. No assholes I don't have a bunch of underage girls at my house. Just old hags.

It's bad enough JFK got his head blown off, now his spirit is being name-raped by Fat Fucking Trump. #Kennedycenter

The Shit-Pants Kennedy Center.

At this point Epstein is reaching fairy tale status like Santa Claus.

Matthew Stafford is a grown ass man, probably a Hall of Fame football player, but he can't grow a fucking mustache???

Holy shit the Epstein files just got the measles.

Matthew Stafford is 40 years old but has the mustache of a 13 year old.

Hey CIA, Donald wants to put his name on the Kennedy Center. Remember what you did to Kennedy?

John F Kennedy - Assassinated Donald J Trump - Ass

Waiting for Andy Kaufman to jump out as Epstein.

At this point the Epstein files has reached the "Oh what's in the box?!" stage.

How fun would it be if the Epstein Files turned out to be a Mad Magazine spoof?

Hey @dannythedevil666.bsky.social and @paulmorris.bsky.social are we bird-doggin' tonight?