So I thought I’d check out DJ Youna at the free outdoor event expecting to walk into the park 😭😂 But instead it’s fenced off and there is a giant chaotic queue 10 mins after she already started. It doesn’t even go past midnight people. F this. Back to the PS5 🤓

27 seconds of ham-burger inspecting his pirate ship because it now smells like vinegar after I cleaned it

One of the last strip clubs to survive downtown is having an auction if anyone is interested. #toronto (the sign should be in a Toronto museum 😄)

Do you ever overhear a bunch of people talking and think they are speaking another language but then realize they are actually speaking english? I think I'm going insane 😆

At least medicine is still going forward. This poor 18 year old girl had her entire face burned. She didn't even have to have skin grafts. It's so good I thought the after photo was her before the fire. globalnews.ca/news/1190907...

The Kristi Noem mining scheme has added a self-styled "Trumpette" who worked for Homeland Security and left under weird circumstances. We don't need their type in Canada. Kick Kristi back across the border for good. youtu.be/rVrHULtch1E?...

I was just about to post this 😂 Serves them right. I hope they implode. They're trying to grab our resources. This is how unrestrained capitalism works. And if they can't do it this way they do it with military.

Timeline Cleanse – 20 seconds of ham

Trying to blame protestors for recent shootings in Toronto. Classy NEW: The Zionist narrative on shootings of Jewish institutions in Toronto is bullshit, writes @davide.readthemaple.com www.readthemaple.com/the-zionist-...

Anyone else dread hitting update on software now that you know it's just gonna add a bunch of useless AI slop buttons?

He's doing a little jig!

lol

I procrastinated so long today it’s very obvious I’m not gonna get to it until tomorrow 😂 Possibly. Maybe.

*clown music* 🤡😭 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Yet more weird pop up stores in Toronto. This would make a great doll horror movie 🍿 😱

😂 I needed this comic relief

I'm posting all over social media. This is outrageous

Even domain name prices are inflating. NameCheap is going to have to change their name… 😆

Wait wut we won? ⚽️ Football/soccer has never been something big here but when I see all the kids in Toronto out playing in the snow and rain it seems like there is a lot of potential for this sport. It’s more accessible than hockey. Less elitist.

This is outrageous. Fuck this!

So prett–––Nyaargghh!!! 😱😱😱

"Pillow Princess activated!" 😵😱

😂 So does everyone understand how this guy bankrupted a Casino now? $300 billion war reparations. Oh well the deals falling apart already anyhow

What is it about conservatives that they feel no shame using the worst AI slop ads? Canada's CPC is a joke 😂 Look at this trash ad. It's like they used TEMU AI 😆

Pretty impressive! Maybe she’s pro

Bahahaha I installed legs on the aquarium so I can spy on this lazy hamburger even more! I’m a creep 👀

A work of art!

That is not the sound I expected 😗🦭 #officewalrus

I need to get me a hurling stick. I don’t even know what hurling is but this dude cracked a knife attacker over the head 3 times and saved his victim from a possible beheading 😱 www.dailymail.com/news/article...

Yi Long Ma is a genius. He speaks perfect Chinese!

Doug is ruining public healthcare with private money-grab "alternative" medicine My clinic send me a "partner" ad for this quack therapy. How am I supposed to trust their doctors now? They claim they use OHIP qualified but this makes me wonder what that even means anymore. $210? 🖕#DougFordSucks

Hokum (2026) Damian McCarthy has made yet another horror I love. 3 in a row. This guy’s work is great

I hate it when a DJ you like gets really popular so now they don't reply to anything you comment on because marketing took over their social media 😆 Damn you Coachella youtu.be/GLbWGbWauxE?...

I just learned what a frohawk is

This shit really makes me angry. I blame Mark Zuckerberg more than the scammers

Whatever happened to puffed wheat cereal

So funny when LB stands on his hind legs. Little trex arms 😂

Balzacs It’s a nice coffee shop but the name is hilarious to my immature sense of humour

If you ever can’t find help in a store just start doing stuff you’re not supposed to and help will magically appear (Like pretend you’re gonna start operating the bandsaw for employees only)

Apparently a red triangle is considered anti-semitic. Do Israel propagandists really think this will work? They're making themselves into a joke youtu.be/G05l-rqt084?...

Hahahaha what a dolt! He's eating air! (I gave him a sour blackberry and he's savouring the flavour 😂)

Wearing long socks like an old grandpa wasn’t a prediction I would have made for me in 2026

Looks like it's going to be a 16 hour work day Good thing it's mostly sitting down

If you enjoy watching angry racist white guys crying and getting arrested, these clips are pretty funny. youtu.be/qKig5nxM4yU?...

This is so disturbing… but funny 👶🍼 youtube.com/shorts/xz074...

😂 youtube.com/shorts/fnzhA...

My place at night feels futuristic with this coloured lighting 👀

30 kilograms is a lot more than 30lbs. Why did I walk this sand bag home? 😂

I managed to bribe this greedy miscreant into liking me because everytime my hand appears in his cage I give him pumpkin seeds. Now he likes me! Bribery works!

This is where we are at in 2026 😂