Threads is so messed up. Not least because a reply I made on a post that has 1 comment, got thousands of likes, but my reply isn’t even funny or interesting like my usual slappers 😂🤨

Designed for second class citizens by a mess of contractors, subcontractors and politicians with car brain #ttc @mayoroliviachow.ca youtu.be/Qjp7hqXgInI?...

Life is so good! I found a store that still has egg nog. I think I’m the only person buying it because every few days I go back and the only carton gone is the one I bought 😂

This is noise pollution 😂 #StreetMusic

You *have* to be nice to Karoline Leavitt, okay?! | This Hour Has 22 Minutes

We have some big problems here

lmao

This 4 part documentary about Post WWII Latin American geopolitics is really interesting. There is a lot about Nicaragua and US interference once Cuba got involved. youtu.be/UkZASVWnHmU?...

I need to learn how to do this

Catching up on Fallout season 2. I’m having so many flashbacks to playing the game. It’s hilarious.

Another timeline cleanser! Poor frogger (I love the way this language sounds… er whatever it is)

Meanwhile somewhere in east Asia, Gina continues her struggle with English! Terrtifficato!

Interesting. This mommas boy tried to kidnap, run over, and choke an officer and they still didn’t shoot him in the face. youtu.be/HR1qjC6Hw_g?...

I wish I could say I made this myself

I dunno it kinda looks like Nunavut (Canada) has the strongest argument for owning Greenland!

This is hilarious 😂 youtu.be/nViL4vNEmrg?...

After reading about a guy who wasn't found until months after he died, I was thinking of writing a script to do this for myself! Someone already did it with an app. bbc.com/news/article...

Why did no one tell me about the wonders of German toasted rye bread with cream cheese? 🥯

😱😂 When you’re walking around a store and nearly step on a Tortoise 🐢

Happy Caturday and I really want this shirt Is it worth $42 and shipping all the way from Japan? Maybe just maybe…

ICE shooter has an IMMIGRANT wife... as father comes to his defense www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Even The Economist thinks Venezuelan oil is a bad idea. youtu.be/HWezR4NNUr8?...

Canada stands with Ukraine. Their cause — freedom, democracy, and sovereignty — is our cause. We’ll keep working with our Allies to secure peace for the Ukrainian people, and we’ll be there to help them rebuild, recover, and create the foundations for lasting prosperity.

The start of the video has some great clips of how to properly shame ICEholes 😂 youtu.be/wBqFrnLdTZU?...

🐸 This frogs eyes are me after overdosing on news headlines this week

Bahahahaha 😂 Thanks for giving me a heart attack you fucks. Then I log in and see $9.84

ICEhole murdered a civilian for just trying to drive away

Take a break from the chitshow and enjoy watching someone struggling to pronounce english words. Gina is a trooper

Wtf. I thought this was fake but it’s from real footage 😂

There's this hilarious genre of Chinese ads that uses bad english to market stuff because they know we find it so hilarious 😂

If it doesn’t stop raining soon my entire building may float away. Part of me hopes it freezes so I can go skating on the field 😄

Can't wait to see how this thing in Venezuela goes wrong. I mean it's already wrong but…

If you think Canada is turning socialist we’ve been going in the opposite direction for a long time. This bottle of vintage government made alcohol one of my friends found is one part of the proof of this. Can’t get this anymore!

The Venezuelan military doesn't seem to be on board with Trump's plan. I'm guess Trump really did just kidnap Maduro while leaving the regime intact? Who knows at this point.

Stuff you end up watching when you've mixed your cocaine with anti-anxiety drugs and washed it down with alcohol

Mee-be-mee-be-beep!

Poilievre lights emergency flares to beg Trump to invade Canada www.threads.com/@thebeaverto...

Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case

Proof Pierre is a little bitch

Fallout season 2 episode 3 bottle cap factory scene is kinda hilarious. And the surprise of seeing certain actors appear in the Legion is hilarious

Oh wow the new Yi Long Ma video just dropped!

Me trying the Mediterranean diet but I’m too lazy to cook 🫒 🍾

🤢 Child abuse

Me if eggnog was available year round (It’s that time again when I have to say goodbye to eggnog. It’s probably just as well.)

I gotta hand it to IKEA. Some of their stuff might be crap but they are good at replacing missing or broken parts for free as long as it has a part # Like this obscure plastic piece of a bar stool I have that cracked after 10 years.

OMG my super yacht collection!!! (Billionaires when they find out they might have to pay a one time only extra 5% income tax)

Just in case you think cops are heroes. The culture in this precinct is more rotten than the poor dead guy they show no respect for. youtu.be/NLE8RnOauuU?...

Is it normal for a retirement home to have ambulances and fire trucks outside MULTIPLE times per day? I think a 20 story retirement home was a really bad idea.

All the Erica Kirk memes are kinda hilarious