Hah I used a red light to spy on this useless hamburger. He doesn’t know I’m watching!!! Look what he does at 3:00 am. Eating and being useless!!! He should be active and doing stuff like a normal hamster. A whole minute and he just eats and lies around. What a life. Nibbley little bastard

If you’re feeling down. Just remember Jimmy Brown. He’s truly the saddest man around.… the town so wipe off that frown you clown! (I’m a terrible poet but this man is a genius!) youtube.com/watch?v=DeZP...

Rude!

Iran is at it again. This time they added the Tesla logo. 😂

Streaming and the pandemic has made TV so weird now. How does a show just disappear for 5 years and then reappear like this? I'm glad it did because I really enjoyed the 1st season of this show. 2nd was a bit meh. I hope the 3rd is good movieweb.com/horror-serie...

Is it possible that bad design can work? Design so bad it haunts you in your nightmares until you give in and buy the product to remove the curse it has inflicted on your eyes? Gentle Giants is finding out

The Match A Tubi horror original that’s actually good? This movie crossed a few lines I was lot expecting. If you watch it you’ll see what I mean. 🤢 www.imdb.com/title/tt3743...

Happy World Hand Hygiene Day 👋🧼🫧

Happy May the Fourth and all that

Tim nails the Alex Jones voice and style of bullshit 😂 So funny the Onion owns Infowars now youtube.com/watch?v=Exu1...

So tempting to overfeed my lil dude so he ends up being as physically hilarious as this guy… 😆

Me after seeing the 2024 expiry on the Dijon mustard I just used for lunch Was wondering why the ham sandwich tasted extra tangy

I tried to feed this ungrateful wretch a protein packed squashed grasshopper and he visibly shook with revulsion!!! The audacity

Does Trump know Arc is just the French word for Arch? So saying Triumphal Arc is kinda stupid. Either say the French phrase or call it an arch 😆

Dude stop asking stupid questions and google it. You seriously need to ask where every post office and service Ontario location is? Also small talk is great but 5 minutes straight is wasting everyone’s time when there’s a queue. 🔪 Sorry venting on here so I’m not rude in public.

Time for a snack! 🪳🪲🪱

🖕ICE

Lmao getting older sucks

This is creepy AF 👀

Just gonna leave this here. Who needs AI when you have reality? 😆

My $8 Temu figurine arrived! Totally not 100% 3d printed plastic 👀😂

How dare you! He rejected the formed chicken breast chunk!!! Gonna be mealworms for you next time you ungrateful little wretch

Some people think we don't make anything in Canada anymore. But we still make lots of things. They're just parts of things… These American Weapons Used In Iran Are Partially Made In Canada www.readthemaple.com/these-americ...

Me: I’ll just cut this wood with a handsaw and sand it round to make a perfect hole! Result:

I've finally narrowed my dwarf hamster's name down to a few options: Dwarf names: Gimli Tyrion Glod (from Discworld 😂) Names with "Ham" in them: Hampton Hamish Hamilton Hamlet Hammerschlagen (German for “beat with a hammer” -- in retrospect I don't know why I thought that was funny)

Ooo excitement at the field today. Is this anyone famous? Crew looks pretty small but…

Truth!

If I was an dementia ridden megalomaniac dictator like Trump, I would ban beige. I hate this colour and all its variants 🤔 Logically I’d need to change my skin colour too

This little dork fell asleep in his wheel. I should return him and get my money back

We men are not okay 👀 youtu.be/hac1U8WMkgI?...

So now China is providing targeting information on US bases too. Have fun Trump you dummkopf idioto

Guys I have imprisoned this hamburgler I found on Kijiji. Should I keep it? He's so ugly I don't know if I want him around…

Toronto this morning 👀

My Bluesky isn’t so blue today. More like gray and cloudy and not working very well

When you're overflowing with confidence but your skill level is just a trickle coming out of your adult diaper

Africa Bambatta died? What a legacy! I didn’t realize he was a creep and a pedo 😕 Kraftwerk hated him claiming he “stole” their work. But head a hip hop pioneer apnews.com/article/obit...

I want to go back to using a 300 baud modem for my network connection

Important information for Todd

I wonder what else could possibly go wrong in the straight of Hormuz

Who needs AI when you can hire someone from another country who gets paid the equivalent of 5 cents and hour? Am I right?

10:30pm. too late for coffee? Naw!

More good news! The one really great thing about tech is medicine: bbc.com/future/artic... All the other stuff civilization brings is just kinda meh when you get down to it

Congratulations Hungary 🇭🇺 And good news for Ukraine 🇺🇦

Mark Carney wont stop texting me because I once gave Justin Trudeau $50 😕

Another one for Danny 🐸

Guys it's $3 off Ben & Jerry's today Today is a good day

This dude physically attacks 3 women while his buddy records it because they didn’t want to give him their Instagram? The police didnt even want to do anything 😡 youtu.be/48KfT8zxIjw?...

Since the beginning of the Iran war, the group Explosive Media has released over a dozen viral videos mocking Trump and the US.

Sorry TEMU. You and I are breaking up. You’re far too needy. (Don’t ever sign up for notifications with these guys 😆)

wtf is Ms Rachel?