How the Confederacy of Independent Systems could have won: >don't terrorbomb Kamino, focus on clone production facilities >demand Grievous not to be a dumbdumb with Utapu >don't siege Coruscant, take it immediately

this is how I feel being my grandmother's favourite grandchild

in obscure tv show family guy when the baby is in love with someone and it's meant to be a joke he'll be gay but when it's supposed to be (as) genuine (as that show gets) it's heterosexual... much to think about...

Do people actually say "Hello boys 😚😏" irl or is that just a thing in movies?

mr biden, put me in charge I can solve the male loneliness epidemic

This is me if you even care

One day I will find a guy covering santa baby who isn't afraid to be gay for santa claus for 3 minutes

I need to get skinnier

feature suggestion — if a user is discovered to have a substack account, the bluesky server should cause a satellite to be de-orbited onto their house

Interesting

Stuff like this makes up the plurality of my tiktok fyp now

Congratulations to new President of Syria Juan Guaido

incredible tbh

canonically confirmed bbgirl

Don't blame me, I voted for Lee Jae-myung

yippee

I think one thing people are missing when talking about the attempted coup in South Korea is how a conscripted army pulling from all parts of society will be more democratic because it's not just people with a pension for violence and hierarchies in it

manuls

Now reading: Time for my scifi slop

Another great day in my amazing fäggöt life

Great sign that half the gold check accounts on twitter are just Musk's cringe sockpuppets. Incredibly cooked app

If I got a nickel every time someone told me I had an "estrogenised looking face" I would have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Capybara!! :)

"Our city has great nightlife" is the equivalent of "our culture loves family and food"

I love a lot of nominally socialist states old naming conventions. A plan will be named like "let 100 oaks of friendship take route" and then it's just a project to increase train traffic by so and so % or something

Least pale Swede

There's a Swedish cosplay twink on tiktok who makes me insanely jealous every time I see him but I keep liking his posts, meaning I'll see more of them, trapping myself in a jealous spiral 😭😭

I am not sorry for eggbaiting, in fact I will do it again

thinking about calling Ireland "Lesser Britain" to an Irish person, just to feel something

in the most cis way possible, how do I look like this? but like as a man?

🧊

There's a mountain of laundry just out of frame, tell me to get to it please

Ugnspannkaka....

hahahahahahahahahaha

Alien>Prometheus>Aliens This is fact btw

my fantasy hot take is that fantasy elves should be the ones to industrialise first (based on the general tropes established around elves, such as longevity and not enjoying work much, rather than like narrative value)

a toxic trait of mine is I assume any man into men is into me

I don't know why, and this is probably very childish of me, but seeing pictures of the "broke boyfriend hug" really just makes me feel weird and anxious.

Reminder:

Someone should make a list on here regarding men who sexually harass women to act as a warning to women about certain guys. Twitter is full of creepy men and I bet you some of them have jumped ship to here.

Explaining citizenship to a german-american: So imagine a bürger

I think one of the most indicting things about the US is how people seemingly talk about latchkey kids as something vaguely dangerous? because from my perspective that is genuinely just the expectation

Never once have I been tempted by all the "nebula exclusives" I keep seeing advertised on youtube

Land doesn't vote

Not sure what Paul thought he'd accomplish by fighting Tyson to be honest, like sure you beat up a nearly 60 year old man

So a business student has been taking some economic history classes together with me in my economic history masters programme and it's very funny watching him sort of slowly turn into some kind of marxist? He's talking about primitive accumulation now

Free her

does bluesky still use that code system or?

Books I've read this week, didn't care much for Landes

Token pic post