Hey kids if you're a local band you actually have no reason not to bring your own amp head to the gig

Imagine writing a song called "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" and everyone loves it

The amount of men who asked me if I listen to Iron Maiden tonight (I'm wearing the shirt)

The sheer power of being able to trouble-shoot a 60 year old sewing machine is really going to my head

"I love meeting my fans!" *takes picture with my mom*

Help! I'm on vocal rest and desperately need to know how to say "Go Piss Girl" is ASL

I swear I'm wearing this real tree camo in a gay way not a republican way

LGTBQRT (real tree)

Announced TWO shows today!! 1. We had to move our May 15 date to Barrie, ON but the good news is we get play a homies birthday show!!! 2. We are coming back to Brooklyn May 17 ayayayayayayay!!

Discord Listening Party next week!

I was not built to work nights. I was built to pirate Simpsons episodes and play Sims 4 on my laptop.

If you join my discord I will tell you my tempeh recipe.

JUST ANOUNCED I FORGOR TO POST IT ON HERE LOLOLOL ‼️Tour Dates‼️ 5/15 - Hamilton, ON - Vertagogo 5/16 - Montréal, QC - Pouzza Fest 5/17 - NYC - Our Wicked Lady Tickets and info at www.ratbathband.com

Line cooks get the most unhinged shit tattooed on their bodies. A spatula, a knife, an oyster that looks like a d*ck.

We've really been blowing up lately. Not as a band, but as a shit-post account on Instagram.

I'm going to start exclusively wearing merch for bands I don't listen too just to piss men off, what bands should I wear?

Don't say that you're in a punk band while wearing an Iron Maidon t-shirt, the men will lose their minds.

"Welcome back to my favorite series where I read comments that men leave on my posts!" Instantly banned.

Help I'm stuck at work and I've got the zoomies

If you dm me correcting my grammar I'm going to block you

Don't let Elon buy Wisconsin too. All yall should take the time to vote today.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility babes!! Thank you to everyone who has welcomed this little trans band into their hearts, especially on this last tour!!! Trans people are everywhere, we've always been here and we always will be 🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏻🎀✨️ #tdov

We are opening for Pinkshift in 10 days which is the biggest news we've all year!!! Tickets on our website <3

I lost two (2) followers when I said "goddess bless texas queers" and I just wanna know. Is it that you hate Texas? The queer community? Or the fact that god is a woman?

Goddess bless Texas Queers

I love Louisiana and I don't wanna leave

I only fucked up the tour van a little when I tried to park it today

Um okay I'm obsessed with Louisiana

Memphis was very gay ty

Eating every free sample I find in Buc-ees to feel something

People showed the fuck up in Columbus last night hall ya bruther thank yall for the help getting the word out!!

Reposting one more time!!! Thank you everyone for sharing!!!

Reposting again for more eyes to see!! Thank you everyone for sharing!!

Reposting for more eyes to see (hopefully)

Hey if you're in or anywhere near Columbus, OH could you repost this??? There was a mistake and the flier had to wrong date and now we got 4 days to promote 😬

Looking at my bank account has me changing “notaflof” to “bring money”

We found someone!! Ty everyone!!

Looking for a local band in Columbus, OH to hop on our bill SATURDAY 3/22!! There was a mix up with one of the bands and even the flier had the wrong date on it 🥲 hmu if you wanna play with us!!! *must be willing to spam this show to your followers bc ya

Girls rock

I love when bands have vocal harmonies dawg take all my money

Could a depressed person do THIS (make sims after the main characters from our culted concept album Call Me a Monster)

All tickets that could possibly be on sale are now on sale at www.ratbathband.com If there's no link for your city then all you gotta do is show up!!

Growing up is realizing that nothing will ever sound as good as the piano breakdown in the 1979 hit single Chiquitita by ABBA.

I like scream, I like to holler, I like to lose myself on stage

I'm day 5 no coffee, I gave up hard drugs you'd think I'd be handling this better 😭

We went to the house and made sure the angel was juuust right 🏠

It's International Woman's Day and if you ever called this band "Female Fronted" you owe me $100.

What if every day was Bancamp Friday? (We set up our own merch store and keep 100% of the profits regardless of the day)

If you saw me drop a bagel on the street and then pick it up and keep eating it. A) 5 second rule and B) no you didn't

Im trying to give up coffee bc my acid reflux is so bad I have to get surgery this summer. Theres no bit here I'm just having a bad time