When my mom moved out of our childhood home 7 years ago, she had to change numbers. I have no idea what her number is now, but I could tell you our childhood number, my grandma's number, my 2nd grade best friend's number from when we lived in NJ, my 5th grade best friend's number, and so on.

Great sports weekend for the fam. SMU wins. Texas Tech wins. Chiefs win. TCU loses.

Why do you need ChatGPT to come up with an exercise plan? Google would have done that just fine.

Twirl Mom Report Week 7: I don't much like the color purple. But I do love this vibrant KState Twirler costume worn by daughter's teammate & friend, who we saw en vivo this weekend. We loved the atmosphere & how integrated the twirlers are in all the traditions, especially the pub crawl.

Thank you for your service KState Wildcats! And suck it Sonny! Happy to cheer like the locals against our common enemy! Happy trails frogs!

Preston Stone avenges the SMU loss last year. Go U Northwestern!

This is exactly how any deserving recipient acts. It's not about them.

Joe's KC BBQ acquired.

Twirl Mom Week 6 Report: busy weekend last week so I'm a little late on this. We talkin' 'bout the Noles ... feature twirlers & majorette line, who had my favorite costumes last week. Tough loss against rival Miami, but at least the twirlers sparkled. Gold fringe on the skirt is 🔥🔥.

Spotify ads going hard on the Everybody Loves Raymond museum exhibit. Sit on the couch! See real props! Like, is there a market for this? Are there people so nostalgic for Ray Romano that they're going to a museum in NY for this?

Easy sweep of Clemson. They had nothing against our hitters.

Good teams win; great teams cover. We are not a great team, but I'll take a win. Kind of a back door cover anyway.

24-3 at half. Pony up! And the shade finally arrived with 30 seconds left on the half! Hooray!

Homecoming for Heisman High. The only high school with 2 Heisman winners. One of them in the house: Tim Brown. Couldn't get a good pic of him hyping up the students or striking the pose. But here's one with the cheerleaders.

My husband was detained by ICE today Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away I have had zero contact or updates since #SOS @duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov

I'm not allowed to comment (sad puppy dog eyes), so I have to repost. We only have 100 spots for seniors. First come first serve with a fee. I was with my daughter at a twirling competition when online signups opened. Dad was sweating bullets making sure he got one for her. Sold out in ~8 minutes.

What is my algorithm doing? These are the ugliest things ever regardless of body type. They are giving me wicked flashbacks to the hideous required junior high gym clothes I had to wear in the 80s.

Daughter learned yesterday she's autoadmitted to Texas and A&M. Very proud of her, but lotta damn good that does us in this family, cause she aint going to be a Longhorn or an Aggie.

Bakers, we let my 13 year old bake brownies herself. I think she misread the directions and probably put too much oil. It's been 1:15 now. Will it ever actually bake? Can it be salvaged?

Kid1 wants to twirl in college (as a feature twirler, not a line). So her list of schools is shaped by which schools (mostly P3) may have an open position. Would love to hear from the CFB commentariat about unique classes, programs, student activities, traditions at schools below.

That has to be a Scorigami! Tie tie tie!

Who would have thought the Ravens would be a get right game?

Texas State Fair discontinued its program of offering a free ticket to DISD high school kids. (They're still giving middle schoolers & elementary kids tickets, but only good on a specific day). They're about to find out what a loss leader is. No one in my family going. It was already too expensive.

Twirl Mom Report Week 5: who wore it best? I love a signature textile pattern incorporated in a football uniform--or a twirling costume! I personally love the Kentucky version, by Showoff Inc., but the Volunteer line's new costume with checkerboard is pretty snazzy too.

Stanford wins. Never a doubt. Uh, I'm hearing that there was definitely a doubt.

Quack quack!

Looks like the ACC wheel of destiny has returned. Hokies beating the Wolfpack with the ball with 2 minutes to go.

So disappointed in you guys. I come here expecting to see some clever quips about the worst snap hook field goal kick I've ever seen, and it's crickets.

Of all the elite, distinctive color combos Oregon has, they choose to not wear any school colors and instead dress like Iowa State's equally lame black and white combo.

Heupel wins despite atrocious combo of play calling and clock management with 1:39 and the ball in regulation.

"His name should be Big Play Brazzell". But Brazzell Dazzle was right there.

TIL there are 3 Weeks brothers all currently playing LB for LSU. Are they good enough to become the new Watt brothers?

That time my girls befriended a girl who turned out to be Landry Kiffin at the Bama homecoming bonfire. (FIL used to be GM of Crimson Tide Sports Network and taught sports marketing)

This is the right call going for 2 in 1st OT. I hope Wake is rewarded

Why do we need a rules expert every time? They add nothing. The announcers know the rules. They have eyes. We don't need an "expert" to repeat it.

Haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaas!

Jeez ASU.

Why didn't Sonny take the penalty?

Suck it Sonny!

Let's go Sparky!

TIL that Hines Ward coaches at Arizona State.

Ok y'all. I don't do this often, but I'm so proud of my kid I had to share. She caught her double illusion on the field for the first time tonight. There are college twirlers that don't catch this trick.

This feels exactly like watching SMU let Baylor come back and win in OT a few weeks ago.

Play calling is ass, Wahoos.

This is the man that ICE just detained. This isn't about catching criminals, it is about Ethnic cleansing www.iowapublicradio.org/news-from-np...

Ready for #5 Pitt at #11 SMU.Powerhouse ACC matchup.

Y'all let me know what happens. All I have watched tonight is Rick Steves. PBS is the one true station. When fascists threaten it, PBS farts in their general direction.

Twirl Mom Report Week 4. Nothing of interest happened in college football this week. Really. I don't know what you're talking about. Wait. OkieState hilariously lost to Tulsa.They're a twirling school now, with 2 amazing twirlers. Great costumes that embrace the Cowboy vibe. Perfect use of fringe.

Took the lead. Then immediately gave up a TD, then another. Then a pick. It was fun being relevant for a short while. Sigh.

Nobody calls Fort Worth "Funky Town."