Yesterday I broke down and bought chicken food for the visitors (2 weeks). I knew, just knew that once I did something was going to happen to the chickens. Sitting down? Today they are back in their own yard.

When I say I don't like chickens. I'm referring to 3 specific chickens. The neighbor's, who keep pooping on my deck.

My moth protection service runs year round. I guess I didn’t like that lamp anyway.

I see more and more white hairs on my black cat. Seems fitting because they correspond white the grey hairs she’s given me over the years.

Heated steering wheel....ok, whatever, lots of features I'll probably not use. That is until it got cold. Man, I am a 10 and 2 guy now.

Friday is the day he does shit hoping by Monday the market's forget.

Rare to see discusson of the point @jamellebouie.net makes here. "Most coverage of Trump treats him as president in a functional way, even if he doesn’t perform the civic duties of the office." www.nytimes.com/2026/01/21/o... Rather than designing coverage for a cateory of one — the mad king...1/

I really hope we flip the house and senate at the midterms. I just wish a lot of dems would be replaced as well.

Create a dip. Buy into the dip. Taco. Reap $$$$$. Rinse and repeat.

I found someone. It didn't work out though. Found out she was only interested in me for insurance. Which is the only reason I was interested in her. So, you don't, cause I don't......poof.

All the duck fans are pretty quiet today.

He stated the officer was "dragged." What video was he shown? What is his staff or miller telling him? Or is the brain rot that pronounced?

Plenty of calendars left if you have found yourself calendar-less for the past six days🤩🤩🤩🐀🐀🐀

Well, well, well. Would you look at that. Seems like the neighbor who kept us all up, setting off fireworks until 1, didn’t get his trash can out in time this morning.

Today I had two yogurts because I am living the life.

You leave these frozen rolls out until they double in size and then bake them. Which means I have to leave one frozen for reference.

I’ll get that later has turned into I’ll have to get that today .

I learned that raccoons like peanuts. So I left some out and they ate them. Did it again last night. Then I started thinking, maybe I shouldn't be doing things that attract raccoons, so I'll stop.

I was hoping to go this day without anyone mentioning the orange t, but he said something stupid, as expected, and the same accounts gave him the attention he wanted.

Post as many Xmas wishes you want to on fb, I’m only going to like one.

Of all the ways my cats try to kill me, sleep deprivation, tripping me. This cat, by laying on my face as I try to sleep, is the least subtle.

I only have one concern when it comes to my neighbor's chickens running loose in my back yard. That is, my doggie door.

Followed back, poster seemed reasonable. Poster sent me a "hello" message. Ran one of their posts thru duckduckgo. Sure enough, stolen.

The kitten climbed into my pants as I was sitting on the toilet. People, this is a game I had hoped to avoid.

It’s that time of year again where we have to decide, is it poop,or is a a leaf? Let’s grab a tissue and find out.

I know what he said was vile. So nothing new there. But really, does everyone need to post it? Can’t something happen without dragging his name into the story?

Sunday tip for you. If you ship say $20 in cat food to someone in need. Make sure (before) your next order that they have your address. And don't ship them your $100 order.

To everyone who suggested watching Derry Girls, thank you. I can't remember a show that causes so many laughs.

Modern problem. Either caught up on my shows or they have finished their run. Now what to watch?

"Now this is art." My cat, coming in from the rain and tracking paw prints on my lap.

I get to eat some cereal without the kitten bugging me and no I don’t.

Got new shoes. I can run faster and jump higher now. I mean I won't because of my knees, but I could.

Why are there feathers in the house? I know why. The kitten brought them in, I just don’t know why?

Neighbor kid built a dam in the rain water flowing down the street. It upset me, because I didn't think of it first.

RIP inner curtain. It didn't die. It's just the kitten decided she needed another exit from the window still.

I made it until today to hear the annual “war on xmas.” Progress??

One of the toughest things about watching “Death by Lightning.” Is not to google President Garfield.

The White House doesn’t need a ballroom… It needs a President.

For every person who has gotten bogged down in the trash women athletes conversation, PLEASE do yourself a favor and listen to this clip. If you don’t have Tik Tok, FFS GET IT, so you can listen to hands down the best and most cogent arguments I have ever heard on the topic!!

So the day a service member dies. All they can talk about is blame. How do they survive without a heart, or a brain?

"Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me." Buddy, how about the Sheriff knocks on your door with a restraining order?

I really hate this time of year. Bell ringers already out.

How much can one guy order from chewy? The FedEx maybe.

Guess the dems learned a lesson. Drop an Epstein email to distract from them caving days ago.

Future post. Hey, does anyone want to buy my corvette? 2026, loaded! It's what I bought with my "insurance" money they gave me instead of me saving it just in case I needed healthcare. Well, what do you know, I really need health care.

Hi ho, Schumer's got to go!

Good news! Thanks to the Dems leadership, I'll save $400 a month. That's what I was paying for health insurance, when I could afford it.

That’s a nice heating pad you have there. Be a shame if the cat found out about it.

For the record, neither of these belong to me.

Why am I in the garage you ask? Cutting up meat. Because the monster I created won’t allow me to do this in the kitchen.