Leaving this here to get stuck in your heads like it’s the 90s all over again. I am sorry, you’re welcome, and happy Saturday. Love y’all.

In today’s episode of “war crimes” … getting SpongeBob songs stuck in loved ones heads. And now it’ll be in all of yours too. You’re welcome. 😈

Thank you in advance for your participation in this “very anonymous” survey that has a “very individual” link that is ONLY for you. Fuck outta here.

After drama with my son’s middle school, electing to unenroll him, and hybrid online/home school him, checking in and seeing he went from below grade level to a B in all subjects after placement and 2 weeks time? Hahahaha! Hope they’re having so much fun with their ACLU lawsuit. Good riddance.

I’m never going to actually progress this game. I’m just going to wander, and take it in. Photo mode is just… 🤌

Wake up, babe. New insult dropped!

I love perusing Linked In, tbh. Every time I see “achievement driven” or “change focused” before anything I am just like “ah… praise kink in business speak needs attention.” It REALLY isn’t different, and I am tired of pretending it is.

Welp. Just had my first incident of a family needing all services postponed due to care loss thanks to the shutdown. I knew it would happen but it still feels bad. Hope that sweet baby is okay through this. America is SO great again. 🙄

Legitimately I met my two best friends that became IRL bestie for the resties because of it. @dominowolf.bsky.social and @mrtechguy.bsky.social are the GOATs for putting up with my…. Shenanigans. :)

Okay. I finally did it. I sat through all of 28 Years Later. All I can say is WHAT THE FUCK? 🤣🤣🤣 Why was this not marketed as a full blown comedy?

Bruh. These places were still open? I thought they all died in the early 00s. 🤣🤣 They apparently won’t be silenced with all their garbage quality and shitty ear piercing values tho 🥴🤣🤣

For my Tantrum Tuesday…. I’m still mad nothing has made me happy quite like see thru everything. Also I recently found my Tamagotchi. Turns out I can’t keep it alive more than a couple days. ADHD has only gotten worse with age… AKA…. I absolutely misplaced my electronic egg child.

Sometimes it’s the simple peaceful things…

It’s Monday. I don’t think anyone likes Mondays. This Monday I realized, not only do people not ask us what our favorite dinosaurs are anymore (RUDE!)… nobody asks us what our favorite mythological creature/animal is either! So.. what is your favorite mythological creature/animal?

It’s probably lack of sleep.. but I’ve been laughing for entirely too many hours about identifying as a mozzarella stick.

Alright. FOMO won. Yotei acquired. Can’t play it til I’m back but.. tis acquired.

HAPPINESS IS SO FUCKING WEIRD. I may never get used to it I stg.

😭 Lady of the house is no longer speaking, @mrtechguy.bsky.social

Okay for real I want answers. I mean I probably DON’T.. but I do. Men.. wtf. Make it make sense.

I would name him… Apathy. 🤣🤣

I was today years old when I found out that having a nice booty will get you: A sunroom. A pony that looks suspiciously like a dying Victorian era child that has seen some shit. Possibly a library. Can you get sunburnt in a sunroom? 🤔

If I say I’m madly in love? I may have seen a puppy. If I say I’m so done? Definitely something nuggie related. If I’m crashing out? I probably had to fold laundry. It might be valid. Or I might be dramatic. 🤷‍♀️

🤷‍♀️ Seems reasonable really.

I’ve decided I actually love this timeline. Redhats want Creed over Bad Bunny forgetting Creed HELLA crashed out in what.. 04, with violence and addiction and bad behavior? KAAAY. Video games supposedly causing violence again. Memorials come with fireworks and grift shops.. Shits hilarious? 🤷‍♀️

I fuckin can’t… 🤣🤣🤣

Tomorrow is officially October so I’m here to ask the important question….

I wish so badly I was a trust fund baby. Not for the money. The time. I could spend the proper time on tutoring my sweet baby more than adequately. So depressing seeing how much work there is ahead thanks to this school’s shortcomings now that we took him out and have done assessments. 😭😭

@dominowolf.bsky.social look what I found 🤣🤣

Just bring this back. It might heal me.

It was far too early to find out I have…. Accidental rizz. 😭🤣 Happy Monday everyone!

*hissing intensifies*

Do you even love someone if you don’t bring them something to drink when they’re making napalm in a comedically large cauldron in their front yard? I would posit that you probably don’t. 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣

Normally I prefer my teddy bears boneless… HOWEVER… I’m willing to make an exception here 🥹

The SHEER NUMBER of times I’ve popped off and then said this… verbatim… to my best friend.. should nearly be studied.

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Real shit: all jokes aside.. thank you, to the friends and acquaintances who have been amazing the last while while I’ve been stressed out of my mind with my kid, my dad, and school. You guys are amazing. Super honorable mention to my besties and this idiot who almost never leaves my side.

The other weekend… SpongeBob had really seen some shit.

Shout out to the “monsieur” to my “bon jour” for accepting the fact I look like this version of Anna 99% of the time and WILL sing “do you want to build a Gundam?!” instead of snowman. I am utterly intolerable and still haven’t had food thrown at me. Top tier. 🤣🤣

Happy Saturday!

Me: Playing BL4, take a quick break… walk down the hall and hear… My son: “LEAVE… MARY POPPINS… ALONE…” Guess he’s playing Silksong 🤣🤣🤣

We are completely unserious creatures… but “Operation: Casa Boniiiiiita” is complete. And we didn’t even have to get rid of Butters, and speed run the place. 😉

Just a hot mess and her pup cup.

WE RISE!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

In case anyone needed to know: This cover lives rent free in my head.

Wasn’t the only thing. Was just the MOST autistic thing I did lmao.. For anyone wondering.. EXTRA strength Tylenol came out in 1982. So I’m just normal Tylenol autistic, not extra. 🙄 so disappointing. I wanted extra powers.

So? The rapture? Y’all still here? SINNERS. Love that for you. ;)

It’s bisexual visibility day. If you can see me, that must mean you’re bi. Congratulations. 😘

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Good morning, I think now, maybe calling someone “autistic" may be a slur. Please call me by my new and preferred term henceforth: Tylenol-American. Thank you. Also go drink water. Love y’all.