Him: So what literature are you reading these days? Me: Cat identification guides.

Just heard someone refer to “The abuser formerly known as Prince Andrew” and I’m so jealous I didn’t come up with that.

Is it ever!

Fans of lesser know 1980s gems (the line forms behind me) have got to hear the gold unearthed in this episode.

“I just can’t cope, without my soap!”.

No matter how you try to get ready you’ll never be truly prepared for what you’re about to see and hear! But sure, give it a shot then come hear us try to make sense of it!

Co worker: There’s a cease fire in the Middle East. Me: There’s an actual cease fire or Trump declared there’s a cease fire…?

Trump has been awfully resistant to nicknames that stick. Whether due to the sheer number he inspires or his inherent general vileness (it’s hard to make a joke of a joke), none have had staying power. But TACO feels different somehow… Time will tell.

Things That Will Sun Up 2025 #1: Marjorie Taylor Green arguing with Grok about how Christian she is…

Did not expect this second hand book to call me out so brutally…

Well, yes. It’s been a hard year so far, Excel…

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3606... Stuff has released a six-part podcast about James Wallace - The Artful Dodger. I was interviewed for and feature in it, an interview I did over a year ago. Wallace continues to deny his crimes. But the jury saw the truth. I remain relieved and grateful they did. 1/4

Projecting much, Excel?

This feels like a reach even by Silver Age standards…

Only halfway through Ep2 of the new season of Black Mirror and it’s so harrowing I’m dreading having to watch more episodes after this. In other words, THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!

Is no there finish line.

Mysteries of Pop #27: Hello by Lionel Richie. They’ve never interacted before this moment. She’s blind. So how did she carve this??????

So it turns out orgies really aren’t my thing. Oh well, you gotta try everything thrice, right?

Me too, page, me too.

Every time I see a cat…

These were seen in London. London fucking ROCKS!💪

Hi. Here’s a snake.

Yasssss, bus!

Resistance is never futile. ❤️

Since certain types are coming for pronouns just know mine are he/him. As in “If you order him not to put his pronouns in his email signature he will punch you in the face.”

Me too, microwave, me too…

Gosh, if there was only a word to explain this familial connection…