I didn’t think this was real but holy shit.

And when you’re done listening to Bullshot listen to Bullshot but about being a Dad. It’s called Human Dads, I’m not on it, but I am one and I endorse it.

Hey long time no talk, here’s the latest episode of the podcast I’ve been doing for my entire life it’s “about video games”. on.soundcloud.com/34Jqu7P4cxOn...

This is pretty damn good.

My optometrist just sent me an email that said VISION BENEFITS USE IT OR LOOSE IT So if anyone knows a good optometrist let me know.

Are they going there to take new photos? variety.com/2025/music/n...

Hi today is Bandcamp Friday and if you want to listen to some hidden gems from the early 2000s Chicago Suburbs scene that birthed Fall Out Boy, Plain White Ts, etc well did I run a record label for you. beminedigital.bandcamp.com

What the fuck is Sober October?

Big day for people who have pics of clothes on their phones.

In space no one can hear you clean.

The honey roasted peanut m&ms are dumb.

My fantasy football team.

Today is day 250 without alcohol. Do I miss it? Not really. I do have dreams about sitting in a tap room and having one beer and maybe one day that can happen again but I’ve made incredible strides in my physical and mental health over the last 8 months.

Wow, congrats to Brian on being the first outsider to ever see a hop farm!

Walked into the grocery store yesterday and saw all the Fall beers and it’s the most I’ve wanted to have a beer in 240 days. I left with a 12 pack of Just the Haze, hopefully it helps.

In the late 2000’s this beer was just called Summertime Ale with nothing to suggest the style. I loved it and would continue to love Kolsch not knowing this was the first one I ever had.

Am11bo

Help. I’m stuck here.

I’ve been on Lexapro for like six or seven months now and one of the things I wasn’t expecting about taking it is that I’m enjoying old hobbies again. I’ve gotten back into Magic the Gathering in a big way because I’m not afraid to go to the game shop and play with strangers.

Agreed, new Armed album is best Armed album.

Been playing with the iPadOS 26 beta for a couple hours and I can’t believe what a game changer this is. You could 100% use your iPad as a laptop now. I don’t know how it took so long to make the iPad feel like a genuinely useful tool and not just “the other device I can check my email on”.

My son has a phone now.

GIVE ME YOUR HAND

They should make pants that don’t go all the way down to your ankles. Especially for the Summer.

Someone’s grumpy.

Woke up at 7am to make @beerinator.com’s English muffins, which I then turned into a breakfast sandwich.

Made it here once, during GABF in 2018, I still hold it as a fond memory. What a bummer.

Wrong Numbers? More like Right Numbers!

Because of woke???? www.cnn.com/2025/06/05/f...

Thank you, Teache rs

Don’t miss

Horse Income

:spins chair around and sits down: You know who else liked their beef dipped with hot and sweet

The new Pope has probably been shot by a gun.

new Wrong Numbers tune out everywhere today - it’s about a guy named Tony who can’t stop winning the lottery and then losing it all over and over again. stoked to announce vinyl will be available via subscription to Storm Chasers LTD! sign up for vinyl and other extras linktr.ee/wrong_____nu...

Can’t stop won’t stop.

Let’s gooooooooooo

I removed Untappd from my Home Screen after a decade.

BIG SYMMETRY is out everywhere today 💙💜💙💜 we love yall with our BIG ol hearts. listen to the record LOUD on your medium of choice. tour starts next week. see you out there! ffm.to/bigsymmetry

It’s here. A BIG gift for the world. music.apple.com/us/album/big...

ONE MORE BIG TUNE BEFORE THE RECORD IS OUT ON FRIDAY. THIS ONE’S CALLED BIG WISH. I REALLY GOT MY WISH WITH YOU. TOUR STARTS SOON SO BUY A TICKET. WWW.PETSYMMETRY.ROCKS. NAMASTE

Wrong Numbers is the music i assemble. i create in nooks and crannies with odd equipment, following melodies and words that come to mind. i try to make my own head bop along with it, at least. new song ‘How The West Was Won’ out now linktr.ee/wrong_____nu...

Wish I could afford to buy the dip*. *Guacamole imported from Mexico

I’m sorry, what?

Don’t worry everyone I’ve pulled myself up by my bootstraps and bought every Switch within 5 miles of me and drawed a 2 in Sharpie on the back. Now that’s American ingenuity!

THIS IS BIG ‼️‼️‼️ Our new album Big Symmetry is out May 2 on Storm Chasers LTD / Asian Man Records! Pre-orders are live at the link in our bio. New single ‘Big Mileage’ is out everywhere now! And don’t forget to pick up tickets for our tour starting ‼️‼️‼️ hit petsymmetry.rocks for all the goods