I often look like I’m taking daughter to dinner. And we are the same age.

Getting plugs. Don’t care.

Back on my shit. Fried chicken for breakfast is undefeated.

I didn’t wear a hoodie this morning and I’m regretting it.

Worst part about living on the outskirts. HS mountain biking. And everyone from slc is just hauling ass past us like it’s 7th east.

Well. It appears the Utah football community is making their way. WELCOME TO THE LAND OF UNFILTEREDNESS KIDS.

Love spilling my espresso in my lap. Worst part is. It’s not a lot of volume so I can sue.

Is there college football here yet.

Looking for more college football freaks. Where you hiding.

OTD to the ballon fest with all the necks.

Love when kids go back to school and tourist szn is over. Finally can have my sleepy town back.

Bringing these kind of vibes to the sky. Hi. And come follow.

Currently in a 45 minute wait line at Wendy’s so AMA

Today was nice

Welcoming people to blue sky

I really need to get back to learning French on Babbel. Oui?

If Bryson Barnes is our starter I really will melt down. 3 years of him. And we can’t get a better backup?

Best part of the US womens soccer losing. Is it ups my chances to see them in the Olympic gold match next august.

Welp. Looks like I’m back to twitter to troll the big12 Godspeed

Fuck you big12. LETS RIDE PAC8

Waking up feeling good about Utah to the SEC.

I live amongst big12 necks. The pac12 was my escape. It literally was my escape. I’m crushed.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Who the hell let big game boomer here

I literally might come back to twitter just to troll the entire big12. Lord have mercy on these hos

If you think Britney Spears is off her rocker. If Utah joins the big 12 watch the fuck out.

I woke up in a bad spot. My fandom is dying. And frankly nothing is going to save it.

I know Utah is sending BIG10 officials Harry and David’s. But we gotta step it up to some Rick Pitino level gifts.

I’m unhinged. Utah to the SEC.

Hey @equitybruin.bsky.social

Utah to the SEC. YOU THINK IM JOKING

Lort have mercy. I love a quick mowjob.

Can I get some milk with that cake

Okay

Daily reminder that Utah is going to the SEC.

There was a threat of blowing up a nuclear reactor on the Utah campus over football. That sounds like the SEC to me.

USC beats Notre Dame in a thriller, gets ranked #2 for a week, then loses to Utah. Probably still wins the Pac-10.

USC won’t make the PAC-12 championship game

I’m never sorry

There is zero camp Kyle coverage here. And im about to activate twitter.

Fuck the B12. Don’t care. But Camp Kyle starts today. And that’s all that matters.

Golf is hard

Not me being washed having heartburn. Don’t care.

@eatthelurch.bsky.social hi bebe

@foxonabox.bsky.social 100 followers. Noods or I’m getting you back to 99.

Tamales from the farmers market never fail. Nor does the tres leches.

It’s Saturday all. Wake up. Enjoy the fuck out of it. And most importantly. Make a smile. Give a smile.