Big Bad Gorc 5 months ago
Insisting you're a "big" boy should be met with equal force proving the opposite.
"I'm a big boy!"
I'm shaking a rattle in your face and cooing at you.
"I'm a big boy!"
I'm powdering your nuts.
"Im a big boy!"
You're now bouncing on my knee.
Keep going, runt. It's only gonna get worse.