what it feels like by aly & aj

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

In 2024, I saw the TV glow. In 2025, I’m hearing that Asian Glow open.spotify.com/track/23K5wT...

somewhere by ml buch

i have opinions about movies

the great thing about balatro is that it’s like the climb by miley cyrus: there’s always gonna be another mountain (deck), I’m always gonna wanna make it move (to a higher stake)

ignoring the fact that that’s a tasteless joke, challengers isn’t even the horniest luca guadagnino film of last year

lo que le pasó a hawaii by bad bunny

do y’all think they found jesus this time around or is there gonna be a finding jesus 3

and to cap it off: my top 50 albums of 2024.

these are my favorite songs of 2024. enjoy my diatribes 💞 open.substack.com/pub/davidsim...

these are my favorite songs of 2024. enjoy my diatribes 💞 open.substack.com/pub/davidsim...

Tired of reading 2024 AOTY lists? I sure hope not, because mine is finally done at the buzzer. Split into categories and then brief blurbs for the top 25 ~ hope you find something new! t.co/p0hBgidveN

Surprise! I wasn’t going to do one this year but I was making myself laugh and hopefully you will too transientpeak.ghost.io/what-your-fa...

he lived through the Great Depression, World War II, the moon landing, the Challenger explosion, and 9/11 — and yet he still never witnessed the Phoenix Suns win an NBA championship

bottoms with long dicks are god’s gift to earth because tops can have a fidget joystick to play with while they’re getting rode

aquí by nicolas jaar

vaster than empires by caetano veloso, trent reznor & atticus ross

going from a movie with zero dialogue outside of animal sounds to a movie where — and I say this with love — it feels like no one knows how to communicate like a human being was certainly some form of whiplash

doing a weird double feature

dream sequence by jane remover

prove it to you by brittany howard

365 bible girl at communion be like “should we do a little prayer should we have a little wine”

enough time has passed.

my driver’s ed instructor telling me how to make a three-point turn

peggy by ceechynaa

what is this feeling? by cynthia erivo & ariana grande

a lot of people would assume that santana would be singing good luck babe if a hypothetical glee were on today. i disagree. knowing how ryan murphy’s mind operates, i can say with a level of certainty that it would be tina cohen-chang singing it about blaine.

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this is bayonetta-coded open.spotify.com/track/6UPiTN...

leash by sky ferreira

I’m listening to that Post Malone album from this year for the first time and I gotta ask: why the fuck did they mix… everything? that loud?

the B in LGBTQ stands for Baddie Baddie Shot O’Clock

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

it’s the most judgmental time of the year 💞 #SpotifyWrapped

Moana 2. What a picture. this is the picture in question btw

kingdom come by cindy lee

santa claus is coming to town? like, all over? because that’s just messy

sorry to beat a dead horse but it’s insane to me that the only Emilia Pérez actress who doesn’t stand a chance of getting nominated for an Oscar (Adriana Paz) is easily the best performance in the movie by a wide margin both in terms of acting and in terms of actually singing

wildflower by billie eilish

#IStandWithHunterBiden open.spotify.com/track/5lcyIe...

I heard some white boys yell “diddy party” on the subway and I instinctively clutched my gym bag like a racist clutching her purse

until he gives me a tracheotomy from the inside out

brain stew by green day

listening to some soothing midnight lullabyes

neiman & marcus don’t know you by drakeo the ruler

squabble up by kendrick lamar