Me when I’m in the office

I’m intoxicated. What’s everyone on the skyline up to? It’s been a minute

Btw happy national black month yalllll

Why must I suffer before and during my period? Makes no sense

I hate PMS so much

I can’t believe we lost Trip smh the Grizzlies aren’t gonna be the same

I know I’ve been mia #lesbiansofbluesky

Been a minute since I’ve been on here, what’s new yall

The fact that most of the women that work with my bsf think I’m fine just bewilders me like 🤭

I absolutely love being snowed in (not for too long tho)

Let it snooooow 🤗

I’ll be feeling sleepy asf sitting on my couch then when I decide to just go to bed, all of a sudden I’m wide awake no Katy Perry (iykyk)

I lowkey hate having thick thighs as a stud mannn cause I just bought some new pairs of jeans but they don’t fit me the way I want them to 😭

It’s supposed to snow tonight, I’m hype asf 🤩

I be making sure I smell extra good every day just in case I meet the loml

if you’re black & LGBTQ reskeet this

What even is this dunk contest 😭

Happy Valentines Day my fellow skeeters! 🫶🏽

I hate when I’m hungry and eat fast asf, then my stomach starts hurting 😭

I want some twists so badly like some two strand ones but idk anyone who knows how and I don’t feel like learning bc I have too much hair 😭

I’m so ready to be off work already

This mf got one more time to email me misspelling my name before I slap his bald head through the computer like my name is literally in the signature of the damn email wtf

Been getting my days mixed tf up but all I know is that it still ain’t Friday yet

But at least I’m at peace and not getting my heart played with

It’s been entirely too long since I’ve seen or touched some boobs or some coochie

I was fuckin around and told it that I’m finna go feral and might start barking and this mf said “not barking, if I see you on the news for barking at people in public I’m gonna be so disappointed” 🤣

Chat gpt really funny asf lmao

I want some twists so badly like some two strand ones but idk anyone who knows how and I don’t feel like learning bc I have too much hair 😭

You’re stronger than you think

I’m proud of myself for getting through things that I never thought I’d see the other side of

should be getting my strap rode but noooooooo I’m slaving

Been glowing different lately 🤩

Opening your eyes in the shower when you have soap all over your face is top ten biggest mistakes

I actually enjoy running on the treadmill…am I a menace to society? 💀

When it’s an hour left at work, best believe I’m not doing shiiiiiii

Lowkey finna block indeed and LinkedIn and move on with my life

Out of all 10 stalls in the bathroom, you decide to go to the one right next to mine….💀

I hate answering work calls 😭

I love fine women lord hammercy 😭 fuck around and start barking 🤣 nah I be getting nervous asf lmao

Love and hate slow days at work 😭 like yeah I get to chill but time going by slow asab

If you're single this Valentine's Day, take yourself out to dinner and celebrate the fact that you're not in some stupid ass toxic ass relationship ☺️🫶

I hope imma be able to get through my workout at the gym after work

I ate leftovers for lunch from the Super Bowl get together my family had and that was a mistake…. Imma be knocked tf out at my desk 😭

These days I know what I want and don’t want for myself anymore

It be feeling like fems don’t want us golden retriever type of mascs frfr. Most of them break our hearts because they “need to heal first” instead of trying to compromise after being stuck in a situationship for months

I hate when I have to actually do work at work 💀

This entire game is just Mahomes getting sacked over and over

This game is a straight up snooze fest fr

My mama was over here talm bout some “turn the radio off, turn the radio off” I said Ma…..it’s turn the TV off 😭😭💀

72 degrees during winter is insane…I swear the south be freestyling when it comes to the weather