I vaguely remember what integrity looks like. This is it.

Got to say I'm thrilled I didn't buy a $1300 scratch magnet.

Both are a catastrophe, but which is worse? ❌ 9/11 ✅ Trump presidency

The Optimus robots will be super safe and useful.

Not a cult. Nope.

I cannot think of few media things worse than FoxTok.

The presidential pardon power must be removed. Or, at least, not applicable to any current or former govt employee, contractor, volunteer, or whatever. All of these fuckers know they will get a pardon, and running the govt in moral hazard mode simply negates all our laws.

Man, this guy cannot get any more stupid. Even if this isn't a mistake copy/paste job, it's incredibly revealing. He cannot stop stepping on rakes. Great for us, but wow ffs man.

Been reading more about @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's proposal about a few govt gocery stores to cover poorly served areas. I love the idea! Let's remind those opposed that 17 states operate wholesale and/or retail liquor stores. The fed govt runs stores in national parks, prisons, and schools. 😉

Elon got in bed with Trump. In exchange, Tesla got: -Unprecedented brand damage -Global sales tanking -End of carbon credits worth billions per year -End of EV buyer tax credit -And now...this What a great businessman he is. A real genius. #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall

Great example of how the American legal system is borked. Challenging the Trump regime's bad acts follows the same path as every civil lawsuit, so your slip and fall weighs the same as 1A censorship. As usual, the case will focus on the right of credentials, not the act of govt restricting speech.

Can we please stop wasting energy pointing out hypocrisy on the right? They don’t give a shit, dude.

95 Democrats voted yes, and 38 voted present. These assholes couldn't be bothered to vote NO for a day honoring the piece of shit person who said… "Happening all the time in urban America, prowling Blacks go around for fun to go target white people; that’s a fact. It’s happening more and more."

I'm thinking of writing a book with every page just repeating the same two sentences. "Donald Trump is a born loser with no friends, whose parents, children, and spouses hate him. He's stupid, ill of health, and will be remembered as a silly person, if anyone remembers him at all." It'd sell.

The creeping aggressiveness continues from Putin. Probably next is a "mistake" missile attack.

"The US president suggested he was negotiating with the Taliban…" Cool. Cool.

Musk is certainly shitposting for clicks here; he couldn't care less about what people think of Kirk or his widow. What is really nuts though is this over-the-top hysterical throw everyone in prison rhetoric. Nobody believes it, nobody is scared by it, but these losers think it's a power move.

Good morning @sentimentbot.bsky.social

It seems like someone is projecting again… America? ✅ Poverty ✅ Hunger ✅ Terrorism ✅ War ✅ Corruption ✅ Violence ❌ Normal president

Trump is really going hard on the fake Antifa terrorist designation. I've never received a mailing list email of a post before.

Donald Trump's skin looks like European beach holiday bar chair plastic.

I mean, sure, it's crazy, but maybe… America led by the Cleonic Dynasty. Now, before you freak out…

Donald Trump sucks huge donkey cock since he has a shrimp-like dick, and he has a baby mind and cries himself to sleep after praying to Satan not to let him die while eating 20 Big Macs every day for lunch, after stroking his reptile skin with his microscopic hands that match his syphilis dick size.

Is this what we are fucking doing, America, really?

Awesome thread pls read! I think thought it’s going to take one more. Fallon, or someone else. Then the unions will get on board. Letters aren’t not a thing now. Shutting stuff down, targeted labor actions are the only irl remedy. Then Trump will have fired like 1000 industry workers from the shows

On a lighter note today, let's raise some money to install pop filters on every government microphone.

Under everything Trump does is about personal grievance, even if there's another reason that tracks with his regime. He hates comedians because Zelenskyy is a comedian. He hates Europeans because they are educated and happy. He hates Brown people because they were a hassle to Daddy on rent day.

The President of the United States asks the country's constitutional court to get rid of the pesky Black woman. That's where we are in 2025. 0/10

When I say nothing matters, I'm not speaking nihilistically; I'm pointing out that MAGA will say one thing and then just not at all give any fucks about how you objectively show them endless contradictions of themselves to themselves.

Know what would be great? Every Dem Congressperson and senator leading a protest in their home district/state against Trump's authoritarian regime the week of Nov. 10th when the Congress is in recess. Stand at the front of a crowd and scream. That's action. That's voicing a collective message.

The blue butterfly of @bsky.app might be a nice rallying symbol for those publicly protesting. Its symbolism transcends the actual social media site to convey the typical American use of blue for liberalism and the peacefulness of a butterfly in motion. It will also enrage MAGA, so a bonus.

Since we're building new norms, how about when a Progressive/Dem gets into the WH, this chaos scene is retired? The gaggle of press screaming questions, usually while the helicopter is running. No other country does this nonsense.

Hey. Hollywood stars. If you take a gig filling in for Kimmel you’ll be remembered as the MAGA scab of all time. 🤔

You don't have to believe me, but when Trump posts something, or when he issues and excutive order, or when he says something in front of a spinning helicopter, he doesn't create a law. Congress creates laws. Trump controls the operation of the Executive Branch, within the law. He's a serial liar.

Every major talent that works for ABC and Disney should refuse to show up for work until Jimmy Kimmel is reinstated. Marvel movies need to shutdown. Ditto the sitcoms. Collective boycott. Corporations love money more than anything,& this will harm them and force them to do the right thing.

I challenge anyone to find an incoming Trump regime employee, either a Senate-confirmed position or not, who is not an incompetent freak, either before taking their job or after. Scott Bessent, for example, was just a mainly losing finance guy who is now a completely unhinged MAGA freak.

When the French govt thought about increasing the retirement age from 62 to 64, massive strikes and protests happened. The measure was controversially forced through and has led to the collapse of several French govts since. So, America, unhappy with Trump? Get on with it. tinyurl.com/ytpnq2kr

Co-opting this for smaller creators … make sure to post your livestream VODs to YouTube if not already, post clips to Bluesky, get a website then embed your videos in posts along with the video transcript. Also, buy The Onion. membership.theonion.com

Trump got his quarter-point rate cut, and he's going to still ride Powell like a mechanical bull.

Fun fact while reading today. The British redcoats and MAGA are both asshole groups with red flags, and both ruled over America for a short time.

The death penalty is inhuman. No legitimate country executes its citizens.

Korean companies just wholeheartedly pulling out of the US entirely would be super; the regime's actions have to have serious consequences. Yeah, it's a huge financial hit and unrealistic, but wow, the fallout would be mega-epic.

dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts (youtube has killed my podcast stats)

The best defense attorney you can get is a federal prosecutor on Twitter.

The Don't Tread on Me people are the people in the tanks, and they think they are the suppressed people. I just hate that media time is wasted on stupid rhetoric. Just say the things directly! Arrghghghgh!!!

In the UK, suspicion of malicious communications is the act of sending messages or content that are intended to cause distress or anxiety to the recipient. That's some crazy law. Sounds like the plot of a Downton Abbey episode.

This image is heartbreaking. America, you have lost your way to allow this suffering to happen and to continue.