In light of certain recent documents that have released, I'm taking a break from my indefinite Bluesky hiatus to say that I fucking told you so

Been a bit since I posted bc this site is gay and cucked, if you wanna talk or see more of my paintings either message me on Discord or follow my Insta <3

aweseome

Since the general election is coming up I want to clarify that I don't particularly like Mamdani and I think he's a Zionist who prioritizes his own optics over actually opposing the consensus of the Democratic party. I mainly just think that Andrew Cuomo should die

Figure drawings

Getting iced by a Redditor is easily in the top 5 most humiliating ways to go

Good morning Bluesky!

Never gotten into romhacking and I typically don't like making fan art/projects but I REALLY think Real Bout 2 deserves an overhaul romhack that rebalances the game and refines the system. That game is so insanely close to being perfect but it has some serious issues holding it back

Good morning Bluesky!

It's not a joke anymore it's literally real. I win. Fuck you

Thread of figure drawings from this past Tuesday because this fuckass app crashes every time I try to post all of them at once:

I don't hit TERFs because they're so far beneath me that it constitutes as animal cruelty

I think could fight every bluesky moderator and developer all at once completely unarmed and still win

White liberals be like "peace and love no matter what, vote blue no matter who and get Drumpf out of office once and for all 💙🇺🇲💙" and then 5 minutes later hit you with "it's just a word, context matters"

They call me broken wristwatch the way cranking/twisting it doesn't do anything 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Whatever dude, MY homunculus could beat up YOUR homunculus

I NEED Cuomo looking like this after the general election hits

Never posted the raw album art here it is lol (also I just finished an album cover for a different artist that will be out very soon)

I have hoes left and right typing :3 in my DMs, you are nothing compared to me

Beating the fuck out of Elon until he pisses himself and gives me all his money call that shit trickle down economics

Beating the fuck out of Elon until he pisses himself and gives me all his money call that shit trickle down economics

COTW base roster so washed I started learning Virtua Fighter lmao

Painted this a few days ago and forgot to post oops

I'm like a matryoshka doll the way a woman is trapped inside me, and inside of her is a trapped bald+obese 53 year old Jersey City wop named Mike Tortellini or something

I painted the album art for my brother's latest single, go listen to it right now!!!!!!!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu6v...

20 min sketch that I thought came out ok

Heritage For The Future fucking SUCKS, but Rubber Soul is probably the coolest grappler ever put in a Capcom game to date and I'm not even joking

Sucks that "slop" is becoming such an oversaturated word. Back in 2022 when I was living in Hoboken, I came up with (and still often use) "wopslop" to refer to all the shitty food served at the many dago trash restaurants that populated the area. I was an innovator and have nothing to show for it.

My wife must work for the CIA the way I'm constantly fedslop

I'm 23 now, every day I feel more and more like this

Cool study I did, I gotta work with acrylic more

The Lobster (2015) is about how gooning is bad and how bisexual guys with mustaches have no rizz #TRVTHWARHEAD

They call me Michael Roa Valdamjong the way I keep dispensing mid after mid

POV you try to build a peasant railgun

Just smacked a happy meal outta the hands of a German kid, he dropped to his knees with tears in his eyes and shouted "NEINNNNN!!!!! MEIN BÜRGERSLOP, RÜINED!!!!!" as he reached toward the sky #trolled

KOF but instead of Kyo and Iori it's an Irish American guy from NY and an Italian American guy from Jersey (they're still both gay)

Dropped "they" from my pronouns because I'm so unique and special and freaking awesome so there can only be one of me <3

Saw a clip from Emilia Perez and cringed so hard I canceled my browbone reduction surgery

Is this anything

If I leave the country I'm probably gonna go to Italy bc I'm eligible for citizenship but I REALLY don't want to leave the NYC dolls behind bro.....

Searched this website for K' to find sick and awesome posts related to the hardest fighting game character of all time and all I got was completely unrelated porn :(

Tony: Jesus fuhckin Christ Richie I can't turn my back one goddamn minute without you selling coke on my garbage route! Richie: Take it easy Ton it's just a little bitta coke Furio:

This will be real life irl in 10 minutes

Gone too soon. I wish somebody had told this to President Carter, but if you're suffering, please reach out to someone. There's always light at the end of the tunnel

I've made fun of Hallmark-tier romantic Christmas movies throughout December but I'd probably watch that shit religiously if it was Kyo x Iori yaoi and completely unchanged otherwise

I realize that a lot of people who followed me on Twitter would probably follow me again here if my name were HighQualityIce instead of Friedrich Von Killington, but I *really* don't want to change it just because it's funny

New Jersey

The worst thing about the KOFXV patch is that this stupid thing I made isn't relevant anymore