WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING *FUCK*

3 out of 4 people I sent a pic of my new scooter to told me to be careful. Like they think I am prone to injury or something... 🤷‍♀️😉

seriously everything he touches turns to 💩, it really is astounding www.themirror.com/news/politic...

I thought the broken ankle and 4 metatarsals was the stupidest injury ever but have 2 more contenders from the last few weeks: -sliced a small piece of my fingertip off cutting cheese - dropped my phone on my baby toe tending to the hydroponic machine

this made me sad www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ju...

😂

We got a thermomix. I think I'm in love.

This article... I... just-- it's a hell of a ride. vt.co/lifestyle/re...

Make America Health Again my ass, this MF-er is about to bring back the bubonic plague thehill.com/policy/healt...

I don't care about anything FIFA related except hearing that the Australian fans in America started a chant that goes: 🎶Aussie boys we're on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender🎵 I shit you not, look it up.

These show up on my Screensaver and I don't click or anything but my dumbass legit thought they meant the show for a good 30 seconds or so 🤦‍♀️

SCREAMS iNTO THE PILLOW www.propublica.org/article/trum...

I would like a side-by-side account of the cost of: the Iran war, the reflecting pool, the ballroom, the Qatari plane, the WWE fight; DOJ settlement payoffs (like to Ashli Babbitt) and any other vanity projects I'm missing; compared with all of the "waste and fraud" supposedly saved by the DOGE cuts

and fuck phone updates jfc

fuck them for even trying this

Just got a big bang here, would appreciate if followers could tell me why

Had a dream where I was in the U.S. and white supremacists shot up my house (I had had guests who were POC) with an automatic and tried to hit it with a grenade. Then I had to take pictures for my landlord. It was stupid realistic and everything needs fixed over there jfc.

Jasmine Crockett response to Trump calling her low IQ: “Every time you say my name, you’re reminding the world that you’re terrified of smart, bold Black women telling the truth”

wild

what a fucking timeline we live in abcnews.com/amp/US/appea...

oh nooooo :( Back in middle school my sister totally called me out for having a crush on him and not Angel www.bbc.com/news/article...

Happy Pride month! (the thumbnail is reused, but drilled the heck underneath and fully sanitized. I spent six hours making that Pride thumbnail from scratch and am immensely proud of it, so not getting rid of it easily!) ((the rest are pressies, so I do cheat lol))

I give people nicknames in my phone. Especially when they piss me off. No idea who this is anymore, but tittered a bit when I got this notification.

i full on belly laughed at this

Farage wants us to believe he has distanced himself from Trump. His comments yesterday shows he hasn't. Trump could have written everything Farage has said. We don't need any more evidence as to why he shouldn't be Prime Minister. The UK deserves so much better than to be America 2.0

worth a read.

It's been over a week since I watched the newest version of "Wuthering Heights" on the plane. I don't know why I expected some sort of boring historical drama a la Jane Austen, but it was NOT that. I was glad the couple next to me was fast asleep, I was a wreck! It is still haunting me...

Today is International Sex Workers Day, the beginning of pride month for this Queer Asexual™️ , AND ITS MY BIRTHDAY!! Let's gooo 🥳🎂✨🧁

Happy Birthday to these two! #BrowncoatForever #CantStopTheSignal

First bebe capsicum!

Heroes be hero-ing.

Last leg of the trip, Melbourne to Perth and straight into my husband's arms. They need to finish inventing the teleporter stat, because I will miss people in the states very much, but my body is begging me not to do this again any time soon.

I remember when I thought flying Newark to SFO to shoot for Kink was a long flight... next flight on this journey is more than 10 hours longer (LAX to Melbourne). Hell, simply flying from Sydney to Perth takes nearly as long as EWR to SFO because Australia is humongous.

for profit imprisonment is truly the root of so much greed and evil-- and it's also costing taxpayers a ton apparently

I sincerely hope the best for Tulsi's husband and if his condition is truly the reason for her resignation, it is understandable. The timing is pretty sus, though.

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Thanks for 11 amazing years to a man we’ve always put on a pedestal, sometimes literally.

Amazing night with friends from all walks and periods of my life. And now watching Colbert's last show. ALL OF THE FEELS.

🔥 SPRINGSTEEN: "I’m here to support Stephen Colbert, the first guy who lost his show because a president can't take a joke - and the Ellisons feel they need to kiss his ass… small-minded people with no idea what freedoms of this beautiful country are supposed to be about." 🇺🇸

As a career-long global health, outbreaks-in-humanitarian-contexts person most recently at USAID I genuinely cannot read this stuff. Full head in sand. Everyone, everyone in the field knows how bad this is going to be.

Gotta say, Colbert's final show coinciding with my last day in the U.S.A. makes watching hit a bit harder.

As my visit to the States winds down, the various amount of feels I have is increasing.

Found my nail supplies in time for June

The slush fund is bullshit. But so was the plane, the gold cards, the crypto, the watches, the phones & the bibles.

People still think I am an extrovert and that is interesting to me.

I know this isn't simply from bondage porn but I beg those in their 20's to take care of their back and neck.

Honestly don't know why anything shocks me anymore but: as a former gov employee who specifically worked with procurement and contracts-- the fact that these vanity projects are going on with no competitive bidding astounds me.