⚽ ⚽ FPL GW12 LINEUP ⚽ ⚽ 🔄 Used 3/3 Woltemade, Paqueta, Enzo -> Thiago, Boomo, Anderson 🧢 🤖 🏦 £0.1 ITB 🌎 258k OR A case study in idiocy. Went early on FTs instead of waiting til end of IB. Would have done Gabs+Paqueta -> Richards+Cunha if I had patience. At some point I'll learn. Maybe. 💀

🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Odds GW12 🥇 Arsenal (vs TOT) 48% 🥈 Chelsea (at BUR) 45% 🥉 Liverpool (vs NFO), Bournemouth (vs WHU) 40.5% Others: Fulham (vs SUN) & United (vs EVE) 38%, Palace (at WOL) 37%, Villa (at LEE) 32.5%, Brighton (vs BRE) 32% GW11 Recap: 1) Arsenal ❌ 2) Chelsea ✅ 3) Everton ✅

10 random things I like 1. Coffee ☕ (v60/3rd wave NOT sbux) 2. Travel ✈️ (70+ countries) 3. Barca ⚽, Mets ⚾, Knicks 🏀, Giants 🏈 4. Running 🏃🏽 5. Cool Ranch Doritos 6. Pizza 🍕 & Root Beer 🍺 7. Board Games 8. Politics & Finance 9. Good red wine 🍷 10. Uncrowded Caribbean beaches 🏖️

Genuinely need feedback/advice with this decision. 🅰️ Mbeumo + Elliott Anderson 🅱️ Bruno + Dewsbury-Hall I like Anderson over KDH but also prefer Bruno to Boomo. Boomo has 6 GW left before AFCON beckons. Bruno has pens, but hasn't shown much of anything this season playing as deep as he has. ❓🤷‍♂️❔

💥💥 #FPL GW11 RECAP 💥💥 👉🏽 53 pts 🌎 🟢 258k ↗️ up from 453k Not all green arrows are equal. Decent rank gain but BB chip was a fail (as always). Most annoying chip thankfully binned. 3 FT & I'm likely to use 'em all. Woltemade+Paqueta+Enzo to Thiago+ either Mbeumo+E.Anderson or Bruno+KDH. Thoughts?

Saka cappers feasting rn.

Let's play a game on who has the most futility. Winner is whoever has the most players in their lineup that are ONE defcon short of bonus? I'll start. Two, Rodon on 9, Paqueta on 11.

The psychosis around defcon is insane. Especially when your player is 1 off & the match is in extra time (or your player is 1 off & gets subbed off). I don't know about you, but I'd take ASSMAN over DEFCON any day. People are viably doing 5 ITB formations in #FPL. What are we even doing here?!?

In case there was any confusion, Dubravka is not a good goalkeeper. Not good at all.

FFS, Paquata off with 11 DEFCON

⚽ ⚽ FPL GW11 LINEUP ⚽ ⚽ 🔄 Rolling! Used 0/2 🧢 🤖 🏦 £0.3 ITB 🌎 453k OR BB is active. Happy to get rid of it tbh. Will let me downgrade one fwd or mid slot and give me some budget for either Bruno or Salah in coming weeks. Will be happy with 12+ from BB.

🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Odds GW11 🥇 Arsenal (at SUN) 51% 🥈 Chelsea (vs WOL) 47% 🥉 Everton (vs FUL) 38% Others: West Ham (vs BUR) 35.5%, Forest (vs LEE) 34%, Villa (vs BOU) 33.5% GW10 Recap: 1) Arsenal ✅ 2) Fulham ✅ 3) City ❌ & Newcastle ❌

💥💥 #FPL GW10 RECAP 💥💥 👉🏽 77 pts 🌎 🟢 453k ↗️ up from 511k Tiny green arrow to climb back into the top 500k. Again, first bench slot hauls. Likely to BB GW11 & considering the psychotic move of Woltemade -> JP (after JP -> Mateta last week). Someone needs to study if #FPL gives you brain damage.

Haaland with 13 goals in 10 league matches. Absolute dominance. Pep may want others to step up considering that City's 2nd leading scorer is a defender for Burnley.

This is the list of most sold players this GW. So of course Joao Pedro, Reijnders, Salah, Kudus & Gyokeres will haul this week. I don't make the rules, that's just how it is.

⚽ ⚽ FPL GW10 LINEUP ⚽ ⚽ 🔄 Used 1/2: JP -> Mateta 🧢 🤖 🏦 £0.3 ITB 🌎 511k OR Need to build back momentum after brutal red arrow in GW9. Rank fell from 291k to 511k. Used 1/2 FT to kick JP to the curb & get Mateta. Want Mbeumo on the team, but will wait 'til GW12 when United fixtures get juicy.

🚨🚨 Clean Sheet % GW10 🥇 Arsenal (vs BUR) 53% 🥈 Fulham (at WOL) 43% 🥉 City (at BOU) & Newcastle (vs WHU) 39% Others: Liverpool (at AVL) & Brighton (at LEE) 36%, Palace (at BRE) 35.5%, Everton (vs SUN) 33.5% GW9 Recap: 1) Arsenal ✅ & Chelsea ❌ 2) Wolves ❌ & Newcastle ❌ 3) Leeds ❌ & Bournemouth ✅

💥💥 #FPL GW8 RECAP 💥💥 👉🏽 76 pts 🌎 🟢 291k ↗️ up from 454k Pleased w/ WC team even though my plan B (BB instead of using WC) would've been a 92 pter. Last WC decision was Rodon vs Mukiele and that did not go well (for now). JP a dud but he stays for the SUN (h), tot (a), WOL (h), bur (a) fixture run.

🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Probability GW8 🥇 City (vs EVE) 47% 🥈 Arsenal (at FUL) 45% 🥉 Sunderland (vs WOL) 36% Others: Leeds (at BUR) 34%, Spurs (vs AVL) Liverpool (vs MUN) Palace (vs BOU) & Chelsea (at NFO) 31.5% GW7 Recap: 1) Arsenal ✅ 2) Villa ❌ 3) United ✅

💥💥 #FPL GW7 RECAP 💥💥 👉🏽 72 pts 🌎 🟢454k ↗️ up from 483k Was saving my recap to fill the long gap in content during IB. Probably waited too long. Tiny green arrow. Tragic since GW started with hauls from Semenyo & Kudus but got almost nothing else from the squad. WC active & I'll post drafts shortly.

I would urge FPLers to use their FTs (and take hits, it's a great time for -4 or -8) as soon as possible during the IB. No meaningful matches, so no injury risks. This unbiased advice has nothing to do with the fact that it would greatly benefit me to get a few more price rises ASAP whilst on WC. 🙏🏽

3/12 played thus far. I have Semenyo and Kudus. Pretty much guarantees that I'll get absolutely nothing else from any of my other players. Sorry fellow Haaland/JP/Foden/Bruno/Reijnders owners.

🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Probability GW7 🥇 Arsenal (vs WHU) 53% 🥈 Villa (vs BUR) 44.5% 🥉 United (vs SUN) 43% Others: Newcastle (vs NFO) 39.5%, Bournemouth (vs FUL) 36%, City (at BRE) & Everton (vs CRY) 35%, Brighton (at WOL) 34% GW6 Recap: 1) City ❌ 2) Spurs ❌ 3) Everton ❌ Forest ❌ via checkthechance.com

💥💥 #FPL GW6 RECAP 💥💥 👉🏽 72 pts 🌎 🟢484k ↗️ up from 901k VERY lucky TC. At the 90' mark, Haaland had 0 goals, 1 assist & 0 bps. A lucky result following a well reasoned decision. I slide into the top 500k and still have the WC, BB & FH chips left. Will use 1 FT on Gabriel, Raya, Saka, or Gyok (tbd).

E Haaland - 90', 90'+3' ⚽⚽ LOLOL. Haaland comes thru with TWO goals in extra time in a match that was already well past done. All us TC folks owe a big thanks to Pep for keeping the big man on the pitch. 48 pt haul after it was looking fairly bleak til the closing minutes.

⚽ ⚽ FPL GW6 LINEUP ⚽ ⚽ TC ACTIVE 🔄 Wirtz -> Semenyo Palmer -> Foden 🧢 🤖 💷 £3.6 ITB Here we go! Haaland TC is active. Bringing in Foden and Semenyo. Like the look of this squad and can't really see needing WC anytime soon. My full squad plays Saturday!?! Yoinks! Good luck all! 🙏🙏🙏

🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Probability GW6 🥇 City (vs BUR) 54% 🥈 Spurs (vs WOL) 42% 🥉 Everton (vs WHU), Forest (vs SUN) 41-41.5% Others: Villa (vs FUL) 35%, Arsenal (at NEW) 33.5%, Liverpool (at CRY) 33.5%, Chelsea (vs BHA) 32.5% GW5 Recap: 1) Liverpool ❌ 2) Villa ❌ 3) Forest ❌ source: checkthechance.com

Does anyone feel like it's safe to bring in Saka yet? Or wayyyy too early? Solio keeps trying to convince me that Saka is the move, but I don't think the xMin is nearly solid enough yet. My current plan is Wirtz + Palmer -> Foden + Semenyo. Solio says Wirtz + Palmer -> Ndiaye + Saka. 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

💥💥 #FPL GW5 RECAP 💥💥 👉🏽 58 pts 🌎 🟢903k ↗️ up from 1.8M Bizarro FPL season. Sanchez red card, Wirtz goose egg, Palmer injured and blank, and yet the rank gets halved from 1.8M to 900k. Could've been so much better, but can't complain w/ 12 pt green. Now have to deal with the Palmer/Wirtz shit burger.

Wirtz subbed on for a 30 min cameo, a yellow card and a 0 pter. Sanchez red carded at 5 min mark. Palmer hooked (and probably injured) at 22 min. Waiting for this FPL season to be "fun". 😩🫩😭🤬😤

Wirtz rage transfer out upcoming

Looks like a roll to me, especially after already eating the Wirtz price drop. Captain is a bit of a question mark. Haaland or Palmer? I'm likely to stick with the big guy given the rampage he's been on.

🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Probability GW5 🥇 Liverpool (vs EVE) 42% 🥈 Villa (at SUN) 36% 🥉 Forest (at BUR) 35% Others: Arsenal (vs City) & Fulham (vs BRE) 34%, Wolves (vs LEE) 32.5%, Palace (at WHU) 32% GW4 Recap: 1) Liverpool ✅ 2) Arsenal ✅ 3) Newcastle ✅ & Palace ✅ source: checkthechance.com

The owner of the other platform is again using it to promote extreme right-wing ideology with the intent to alter outcomes of a "free & fair" elections globally. This will continue as long as YOU give him this platform. If you haven't already, delete Twitter & tell your friends/family to delete it.

💥💥 #FPL GW4 RECAP 💥💥 👉🏽 74 pts 🌎 🟢1.8M ↗️ up from 2.6M Slow progress & decent green arrow. Starting the season with Haaland over Salah continues to pay but I haven't gotten much else right outside of JP & VDV. Love the 7 pts from 🥶 after he subbed on for Chelsea. Will either roll or ditch Wirtz.

Feels like 2015, not 2025, with Liverpool getting bossed by Kyle Walker.

Woltemade with a goal in his EPL debut. Header banged in from a cross by Murphy. Being 6'6 helps on those plays.

⚽ ⚽ FPL GW4 LINEUP ⚽ ⚽ 🔄 Wan-Bissaka (4.4) -> Senesi (4.6) Füllkrug (5.8) -> Thiago (6.0) 🧢 🤖 💷 £0.6 ITB Fixing two of the biggest mistakes I made in GW1, taking out Füllkrug & AWB. Painful since both delivered nothing other than price drops and blanks. Good luck all! 🙏🙏🙏

After watching Solio pod w/ @jonnyc.bsky.social & @pras-fpl.bsky.social, I wanted to model with Solio based on various scenarios. One WC scenario is attached. If you've used Review in the past, you need to spend 30 minutes understanding how Solio works. What it can do is miles beyond anything else.

🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Probability GW4 🥇 Liverpool (at BUR) 49.5% 🥈 Arsenal (vs NFO) 47% 🥉 Newcastle (vs Wolves) & Palace (vs SUN) 45% Others: Fulham (vs LEE) 37.5%, Chelsea (at BRE) 36%, City (vs MUN) 34%, Everton (vs AVL) 31.5% GW3 Recap: 1) United ❌ 2) Forest ❌ 3) Chelsea ✅ source: checkthechance.com

🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Probability GW4 🥇 Liverpool (at BUR) 49.5% 🥈 Arsenal (vs NFO) 47% 🥉 Newcastle (vs Wolves) & Palace (vs SUN) 45% Others: Fulham (vs LEE) 37.5%, Chelsea (at BRE) 36%, City (vs MUN) 34%, Everton (vs AVL) 31.5% GW3 Recap: 1) United ❌ 2) Forest ❌ 3) Chelsea ✅ source: checkthechance.com

🔁 🔁 My Possible GW4 WC Draft 🔁 🔁 I'm NOT on WC for GW4, but this is what my WC would look like had I decided to play it. Leaves 0.2 ITB, no wiggle room. Haaland is more essential than Salah based on underlying data & what my eyes tell me. Love the front three here! 1/4

This is objectively hilarious. I always felt ETH was an overrated gaslighting loser. But firing him after three matches is pure insanity. The board sold Wirtz, Frimpong, Adli, Kossounou, Xhaka, Hradecky & Tah. What did they think would happen after not reinvesting fees? www.espn.com/soccer/story...

⚡⚡ Top 30 in xGI thru GW3 It's early, so underlying data can be skewed or misleading. BUT: 1. Haaland is must own. Salah no where to be seen. Matches what my eyes say 2. Mids to watch: Semenyo, Sarr, Grealish, Anderson, Hall 3. Estavio is gonna be a star 4. Calafiori & Munoz 5. Watkins unlucky

Agree with Carl. We all need little bits of uplifting things to smile about every day.

🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Probability GW3 🥇 United (vs BUR), 51.5% 🥈 Forest (vs WHU), 43% 🥉 Chelsea (vs FUL), 42% Others: Villa (vs CRY) 37.5%, Spurs (vs BOU) & Liverpool (vs ARS) 34% GW2 recap: 1) Arsenal ✅ 2) Chelsea ❌, City ❌ 3) Burnley ✅, Bournemouth ✅ source: checkthechance.com

In eastern cultures exists this notion of karma. So, when you shut the staff canteen, cancel staff holiday party & bonuses, nix ambassador contract w/ SAF, cut tix for staff, end funding for charities - all 'cuz you claim poverty but then months later spend 250m on xfers, you might have bad karma.

What did I say? 😂😂

Dear United fans, Things will get better. But hopefully not before they get a lot worse. Best, Most non-United fans

On 44 pts atm, which is apparently two pts below safety. Only Wirtz left and need to survive the Salah EO onslaught (and Etitike, VVD and Gakpo to a lesser degree). Not looking good.