My man Heskibo is ON FIRE of late. Dumb of me to not copy his FH draft.

⚽ ⚽ FPL GW34 LINEUP 🔄 0/2 - FH active 🧢 Bruno 🏦 £0.1 ITB 🌎 119.7K Haven't had time to post lineups before deadline in a few GW. FH active & hoping to break into top 100k. Final decisions were Rogers vs Xavi vs Cunha & VVD vs Saliba. Also did Thiago over Bowen at the last minute. Good luck all!

💥💥 #FPL GW33 RECAP 👉🏽 134 pts 🌎 🟢 119.7K OR ↗️ from 271K No one who played BB ought to be moaning about JP blank (or Palmer stinking it up yet again). Given the horror show of past BB, this seems like a massive success. BIG rank gain. Top 50K seems (somewhat) possible if we nail FH & TC. We move!

Not a single substitution for Brentford? 😬😬

💥💥 #FPL GW32 RECAP 👉🏽 58 pts 🌎 🟢 271K OR ↗️ from 283.4K Tiny green arrow, but a W considering how crap the WC squad looked this GW. I had Bowen & Thiago in my WC instead of JP & DCL, but changed course since I'd would've cost a hit next GW. Would've been epic but I chickened out. On to BB33 now.

I was quite skeptical about these teleportation claims, but seeing this video evidence has made me a believer. Need to figure out how to get in on all this teleporting.

If (like me), you still have TC remaining, these are the others you may wanna follow who also still have TC: @fplgreyhead.bsky.social @sertalpbilal.com @analyticf.pl @robtfpl.com @hindumonkey.bsky.social Will be interesting to see how the TC remaining crowd differs in chip strat from everyone else.

Seeing lots of folks pondering WC32 vs WC35, and that makes total sense IF you've already burned TC chip. But if you still have all your chips, WC32 seems to be the only logical path. Am I missing something?? Anyone with all chips considering anything other than WC32??

WC32 it is. Time to watch the million cc vids touting basically the same lineups.

💥💥 #FPL GW31 RECAP 👉🏽 77 pts 🌎 🟢 283.4K OR ↗️ from 458.9K 20 pt green arrow. Very good outcome. Might be the first time all season where FTs worked out. Gordon, Wilson & Thiaw in for Salah, Mainoo & Rodon. Would've been better without Thiaw, but no complaints. WC32 next but will wait for fixtures.

Interestingly Gordon keeps his 3 BPS for now. Mainly due to Brobbey taking of his shirt after the winner and getting himself carded.

Thiaw coming in winds up saving me from Hill subbing on 🎉🎉🎉

🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Odds GW31 🥇 Fulham (vs BUR) 40% 🥈 Newcastle (vs SUN) 40% 🥉 Villa (vs WHU) 31% FYI, switching to this graphic from @fpl.page instead of the normal one. It's just objectively better. Slim pickings this GW. GW30 Recap 1) Arsenal ✅ 2) Pool ❌ 3) Brentford ❌ source: fpl.page/team-odds

Seen a few ppl post about this. There is no way that this isn't satire. Based on what that account has always historically posted, there's 0.0% chance that he talked to scouts. Alex just testing how far he can push the bit while still having ppl take it seriously.

I'm gonna lose 25 pts the exact moment Salah and Ekitike come on for their 5 min cameos 💀💀💀 Rn, have +10 from Bruno Cap, +15 from Rodon+Andersen subbing on 😭

I have Salah (C) and Ekitike. Have Bruno at VC. 1st and 2nd positions on bench are Andersen 7 pter and Rodon 8 pter. Really really need Liverpool to score 12 goals in the first 35 minutes so that Salah and Ekitike get a full rest.

Rumor is that Salah & Ekitike both benched 🫩🤯😭 Bruno cappers feasting

⚽ ⚽ FPL GW30 LINEUP 🔄 0/2 - We ROLL 🧢 Salah 👑 🏦 £0.3 ITB 🌎 499.1k OR Don't love the chatter about possible Salah benching, but hearing the same for everyone who isn't Bruno. Thought about binning Rogers but couldn't decide on Tavernier vs Schade vs maybe injured Wilson. So we roll. Good luck all!

🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Odds GW30 🥇 Arsenal (vs EVE) 54.5% 🥈 Liverpool (vs TOT) 41% 🥉 Brentford (vs WOL) 38.5% Others: Bournemouth (at BUR) Brighton (at SUN) Palace (vs LEE) 34%, United (vs AVL) Forest (vs FUL) 32% GW29 Recap 1) City ❌ Arsenal ✅ 2) Pool ❌ Everton ✅ 3) Leeds ❌ source: checkthechance.com

💥💥 #FPL GW29 RECAP 👉🏽 68 pts 🌎 🟢 499.5K OR ↗️ from 559.8K Many of us had big bench jam. Anderson on for me with a 12 pter. Small green arrow, but given how badly things have gone the last 10 GW, I gladly take that. Decisions for GW30 are cap pick (Salah vs Haaland) & whether Rogers gets binned.

If that shoulder is dislocated, Munoz may well be out 6+ weeks. Yoinks.

⚽ ⚽ FPL GW29 LINEUP 🔄 0/1 - We ROLL 🧢 Salah 👑 🏦 £0.3 ITB 🌎 559.8k OR (🔻 from 343.9K OR prior week) Massive punt bringing in Salah last GW resulted in a HUGE red arrow despite having Ekitike & Bruno. When the table goes against you, best to stop betting. Instead, we double down on Salah. GL all! 😜😜

5 goals for Liverpool. ZERO GA for Palah. It's so so over. Get this man a one-way ticket to Saudi.

This Villa squad is Morgan Rogers playing alongside ten hobos who should rightfully be in the 2nd division of Italy. No idea how this team is top 3 in EPL and still in UEL.

If you're a crazy person like me and have brought in Salah for a punt, let me know in the replies. I've seen at least a few of us who may well need to order some meds together after this GW. @fplnightmare.bsky.social @dexdesignkg.bsky.social

⚽ ⚽ FPL GW28 LINEUP 🔄 3/2 Palmer, Saliba, Raya -> Salah, Hill, Darlow (-4) 🧢 Salah 👑 🏦 £0.3 ITB 🌎 343.9K OR In poker, this would be me on tilt after many bad beats. At my lowest OR since GW15. Need to take some risks & have some fun. Salah punt for 4 GW. It's just a game. YOLO! Good luck all.

🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Odds GW28 🥇 Arsenal (vs CHE) 39.5% 🥈 Liverpool (vs WHU), United (vs CRY) 37.5% 🥉 Newcastle (vs EVE), City (at LEE), Brentford (at BUR), Bournemouth (vs SUN) 36% Others: Villa (at WOL) 34% GW27 Recap 1) Chelsea ❌ 2) Palace ✅ Arsenal ❌ 3) Villa ❌ City ❌ source: checkthechance.com

Gabs deserves an Oscar for that acting performance

Declan Rice has demolished my triple Ars DEF. Smh.

I mentioned this in my lineup post. I'm absolutely floored by this stat: The last time Haaland scored against Newcastle? August 21, 2022. His first EPL match against them. Since then? 8 matches where he was fit (including cups), ZERO goals. Insane. Will this be the GW where he turns it around?

⚽ ⚽ FPL GW27 LINEUP 🔄 0/1 We Roll! 🧢 Palmer 🥶🥶 🏦 £0.0 ITB 🌎 252.7K OR Last decision was Anderson vs Kayode. Captain decision was easy w/ Haaland's history vs Newcastle. 9 matches, 1 goal, 2 assists. Howe focuses on stopping him. Thiago & Bruno in the mix, but Palmer the choice. Good luck all!

🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Odds GW27 🥇 Chelsea (vs BUR) 47.5% 🥈 Arsenal (at TOT) & Palace (vs WOL) 43% 🥉 Villa (vs LEE) & City (vs NEW) 36% Others: Liverpool (at NFO) 34%, Brentford (vs BHA) 32%, United (at EVE) 31.5% GW26 Recap: 1) Arsenal ❌ ❌ 2) City ✅ 3) Palace ❌ Forest ✅ source: checkthechance.com

More important than FPL, Gabs well may have cost Arsenal two pts there

Hard to tell now. Are Gab TCers winning or losing?

Arsenal CS wiped

Mid-GW update. 40 pts & putrid 9.9m GW rank. Large tumble in OR which will get worse after the ARS/WOL match. BUT there is upside: 1) Avoided Gabs TC. In many yrs playing FPL, I never TC'd a DEF. Just don't get the strategy/math. 2) Got off lucky benching Thiago. He could've easily had a hatty. 🥵😮‍💨

Haaland off at HT. That can't be just normal rest. Smells like a knock.

Very sad for United fans. This garbage of a human being represents your club. For a pathetic bitch like Ratcliffe, no amount of money will bring morality or grace. Only focus is me me me. Zero regard for the rest of humanity. Hope this cunt dies alone & miserable. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Nothing wrong with growing out your hair.

Absolutely brutal gauntlet of threats that I'll be watching from behind the couch this week. Will be happy with going sideways and not losing too much ground. 🫣😬🫣😬🫣😬🫣😬

⚽ ⚽ FPL GW26 LINEUP 🔄 2/2 Nunes+LeFee -> Saliba+Mainoo 🧢 Gabs 🏦 £0.0 ITB 🌎 145.6K OR My 50/50 was Thiago vs Mainoo. Decided to take a flyer on Mainoo and pray for a lucky haul. Like everyone else on the planet, I'm hoping for Arsenal CS, so Thiago pts would mud me anyhow. Good luck everyone! #FPL

Ooof. Stupid mistake on my part. The 1 CS odds are not correct, as pointed out in my comments. Just redid the math. CORRECT Arsenal DGW CS Odds: Zero CS - 29% At least one CS - 71% Two CS - 20.5% For the Gab TC crowd, the odds of zero CS for Arsenal are higher than two CS by ~8.5% 🤔

GW26 lineup question. Thiago or Mainoo? Thiago - works against my triple Ars DEF. But if Brentford score, good chance he's involved. Also, my rule of thumb is never bench pen takers. Mainoo - in last 3 matches, 2 assists & 1 def con. The ceiling is low but can see United scoring 3-4 at West Ham.

🚨🚨 Clean Sheet Odds GW26 🥇 Arsenal (at BRE) 39.5% (at WOL) 52%; 1 CS 91.5%, 2 CS 20.5% 🥈 City (vs FUL) 45% 🥉 Palace (vs BUR), Forest (vs WOL) 43% Others: Liverpool (at SUN) 39.5%, Chelsea (vs LEE) 37.5% GW25 Recap: 1) Arsenal ✅ 2) Fulham ❌ 3) Chelsea ❌, United ✅ source checkthechance.com

💥💥 #FPL GW25 RECAP 👉🏽 90 pts 🌎 🟢 145.8K OR ↗️ from 291.9K The Iceman Cometh. Cut the rank in half thanks to 🥶. Really need that to get back on track. Got contributions from everyone 'cept Andersen and Ekitike. Already used my 2 FT. Nunes + Le Fee -> Saliba + Mainoo. Triple Arsenal DEF FTW!

With Romero's antics today, who are the most universally hated players in the EPL? My top 5: 1. Bruno - elite diving/whining 2. Emi - king of shithousery 3. Romero - dirtiest player in EPL. Should play for Atleti 4. Richarlison - creates drama everywhere 5. Joelinton - 2nd dirtiest player

NOW A HATTY!!! WHAT A HALF FOR 🥶

PALMER PENS BRACE!!!

Looks like Rodon has hit 10 DEFCON (2 tackles, 1 block, 7 clearances) in the latest OPTA update. Not sure how long it will take to reflect in the app, but he will be getting +2 unless somehow they revert it back again. 😅 @fpljoe.bsky.social #fpl

⚽ ⚽ FPL GW25 LINEUP 🔄 1/2 Saka 🔀 Bruno 🧢 Bruno 🏦 £0.4 ITB 🌎 292k OR Should've had Bruno 3 GW ago. EO is so high now that Bruno pts just don't matter. Came close to doing Rogers -> Rice as well but decided to roll 2nd FT. Prefer having 2 FT & doing 3x Ars DEF for the DGW. Good luck everyone! #FPL