I was the hottest person at the Glendale galleria just now.

Swimmin tits

My tummy hurts

5’7 is the hottest height

L-O-L

I literally never shut up about how I’m Irish and I don’t tan.

👅

fat cocks on a friday…what a concept!

At the pewl

Well well well

When you’re almost 50 and have arthritis and you have to do rehab

Hi, I’m your dad.

Pic of me waiting for my goop kitchen

Sprained my ankle at the naked hot springs. 🙃🙃🙃

Clap if you just had a nooner

Manifesting a move to Australia with these pants. 🐨

Went to the bit of Malibu that looks like Hawaii.

Ryan Gosling Oscar conversation starts NOW!

Back on my bullshit

Tee hee hee

The threesome to dinner pipeline

Need to inject that Rosalia / Bjork performance straight into my veins.

Hoping to get Pluribus’d tbh.

Hi

Buffy Summers on her way to slay some vampires

I’m your dad

So basically yes

Shirley Bassey voice: she hasn’t got the range…

❤️

Got a lot of compliments in my T-shirt yesterday.

Friday afternoon stretches

Well well well…

Howdy and me

New Robyn on my birthday of all days 😍

When you get to my age it’s important to keep up with your stretches.

Merry Xmas bbs

Little potato went to the gym

DJ play a Christmas song

Mondee

Be honest, do I have too many hats?

It was all a blur

Tummy rubs pls

😎☀️

Hi

Tucked up in bed waiting for the atmospheric river to strike

Fancy a treat?

Luv a November heatwave.

Snap snap

Mondee

Hi👋🏻