ffs

Sorry if this is cringe, but Ross Asshat amiright?

Happy birthday @sarahkite.bsky.social from all of us to all of you!

Cheney, like Kissinger, is dead as fuck. too bad it wasn't before they murdered millions of people. Rest in piss.

While we're rightly calling out Cheney's culpability in our world, let's not forget the Dems who not only didn't fight his policies, but voted for them, upheld them, expanded on them, and held the man himself in respect and admiration.

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Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead.

aloof! aloof! the loof is on fire!

The Great Shatsby 💩

poop saving time

one thing fascists will never be is funny.

this AI hamburger helper sucks shit

I still hope he strokes out

my Mexicano neighbor is having a big fiesta complete with live band, I think someone got married. the band is pretty good. meanwhile, I have no doubt my other neighbor (the maga one) is fuming. Haha cry more.

that new Aflac duck looks shitty I bet it's AI

horseshoe theory is neither a valid political theory nor is it about horsees or their shoes. it is a goofy illustration that has been perpetuated online by nihilist libs, libertarians and abundance nerds, and seeks to equate socialism/communism with nazis. but do go on with all the silliness. 🎃

bath finished get busy finding bugs

It's still 2025 why are people even talking about the 2028 election? Foh with this shid

I want the blue jays to win bc it will make you know who mad and maybe stroke out as a result. keep hope alive.

Mike "Harry Potter" Johnson

would I get cancelled if my tattoo was discovered?

1-800-HMBGRHELP

after all the death and misery that has come out of that house over time, go ahead and demolish it. build a fuckin casino idgaf

Look, we really shouldn’t be surprised that liberals are falling over themselves to defend a guy with a Nazi tattoo because this has really been a long time in the making. I want to say this starts somewhere after 9/11 when they started wearing flag pins and running candidates who were veterans.

the oyster guy is the product of post-9/11 warmongering imperialist propaganda conducted by the Bush admin and subsequent admins to the present have a nice day

Keith Suburban

the oyster guy is a plant

some things cannot be ignored

a hamburger handy 🤔🍔

a drug submarine shoots torpedoes shaped like giant doobies

a rare earth mineral known as amirite

Spot DeSpot

Spot is still king 👑🦆

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social CRITICAL SUPPORT NEEDED the left transed our ganders please patriots, we cannot afford to lose this fight. donate here

santos got out just in time for the rapture

never capitalizing sentences is anticapitalist tyvm

The Origin of the Hippie Species, by Charles Darwin

lord have mercy these libs are killing me

reposting this as a shout out to comedians everywhere

cartilage tomahawk

Just realized I haven't posted duck or cat in a while

wut is the world coming to? it sure as fuck ain't jesus

gotdamb the algorithm don't even know

I think it's time for a shit poast

more like poosky it seems

Ernest goes to the dispensary

nobody ever needed AI.

okay fuck late Sunday night bluesky. fuck nobody.

Aight I'm going to sleep I guess. Fuck, alright I'm going to sleep jeezus