bongino noem bovino what does this Latin phrase mean?

it's 2026 but it feels like 2003 to me.

202666 happy new year

Spot against the machine. Happy new year.

It's supposed to rain tonight and I hope it's heavy and ruins the annual fireworks/firearms orgy. Signed, Grinch

just started my shift and learned that my maga coworker thinks Obamacare and universal healthcare are the same thing hooboy

gratuitous Muscovy composting duck

join me in the war on Christmas

weird dog solstice

how did gravy come into all this, you ask? well, it's because gravy is universal

if I had a billion bucks I'd name an aircraft carrier the USS Hell Duck and then convert it to a giant floating sanctuary

Ah yes,well,no

fuck it. delete my poasts before they're even poasteded

how you doin?

I love how kindness is being outlawed

If you could wish for anything (socialism) what would it be?

the socialising socialist hi!

We're stalled again. Been at $454.64 for days now, which is well behind where we need to be to afford heat and basic bills. We'ree $40 short for tomorrow and will need another $229 by the 26th just to cover minimum costs. Please help. We've never made a goal and we're just falling behind.

Wtf bluesky straight up deleting interactions now? Fuck this shit.

We got one donation yesterday that covered most of yesterday's costs- thank you!!🙏💚- but we're still way behind where we need to be to cover heat for the month. We're going through every dollar as soon as it comes in, & we're headed back in single digit temps. Please boost. We really need new eyes.

honestly, yootoob, idgaf what Eric Clapton thinks about Frank Zappa

Sunday afternoon flight

Ask your doctor if Bluesky is right for you.

singing my ingrown toenail a lullaby

Worst superhero genre ever: Gen X-Men

Hey. You. I lose health insurance at the end of 2025. Help me stop putting up with this shit just to die broke and blind. gofund.me/a891db3ea

nobel pee prize

new school cat sighted. cute but kinda funny lookin.

harkening back to the days of deez nuts

Just guessing here, but I bet Trump's doctor wants him to get a colonoscopy but he won't do it because he thinks it's gay

earlier today, Spot and Wispy said hello to a kitten in the backyard

trying to reconcile the greatness of Nirvana against the inanity of Foo Fighters. can't be done.

is it cyborg Monday?

If you're spending money today don't forget about MA. Some of us don't get to go Xmas shopping, or have holidays. Thank you for all the help so far- I'd really love to make a goal for once. It'd certainly make December easier to deal with. 🙏💚 (Still at $1255.12)

not trying to be negative I swear

join me in the war on Christmas

Just want to reiterate what these folks are saying bsky.app/profile/frec...

On Nov. 29 1864, the Sand Creek massacre occurred when US troops attacked a peaceful gathering of Cheyenne and Arapaho people. They killed between 170-230 unarmed people, torturing them, then scalping and mutilating the victims. Children, women & elders were especially targeted.

very disappointed nobody has helped with this. I'm merely asking this guy's mug be pasted onto the hamburger helper hand is that too much to ask?

why does hamburger need so much help?

dang

me & Spot checking notifications

ah yes, fireworks. the day wouldn't be a success without extremely loud, infantile noise

I can't decide which football team I hate more in this game

spot is sort of telling his version of this story