When I’m done with “It: Welcome to Derry” it’s not the violent imagery that I will have trouble getting out of my head… it will be that fucking “Ribbon In My Hair” song they use for the opening theme.

Finding out a group of friends and/or family members went to a concert or show that you had some interest in but passed on cause you didn’t want to go alone, and they didn’t bother to ask if you wanted to attend or get a ticket for.

*Groan* the Hulu “Paradise” show is back, this season looks to be more set in the post apocalyptic event world .. (SPOILER BELOW): first episode back they introduce a new character that gets pregnant. Almost Every post apocalyptic show and movie, man.

American Ice Hockey fans, enjoy the victory before worst people use it as propaganda.

American Ice Hockey fans, enjoy the victory before worst people use it as propaganda.

With that said. Be comforted to know in 200 years time (if humanity is still around) people will remember and study the works of Stephen King cause of the pop culture impact he made in his lifetime. And Trump will be a footnote like James Buchanan, a terrible president that history won’t learn from.

“It: Welcome to Derry” is so much better than “Stranger Things”! Why? Cause they showed kids getting killed and maimed in gruesome ways! And? There’s a clown and the opening titles are creepy. And? It’s creating a Stephen King cinematic universe! Really? Yes, they mention Shawkshank!

Enjoying “Smiling Friends”… and then Doug Walker appears.

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Toxic Fandom about to ruin another good thing.

When you reluctantly go to a friend’s kid’s birthday party you have been invited to, at some trampoline fun centre, after being told there will be food, and drink’s provided, but the food and drink as it turns out are only for the kids. Stuck surrounded by screaming toddlers.

Watching the movie “Eternity” .. no spoilers .. but I really hope it ends with Lizzy Olsen telling both her husbands to “fuck off” for treating her like a prize to be won.

I’m sorry.. Gerard Butler with a big beard and wearing a giant horned helmet.. just looks utterly ridiculous in live-action.

Personal hell for me.. is eternity in a room with TV, DVD player, and a DVD featuring a supercut of every child birth scene from the “Call The Midwife” TV series.

It’s like that episode of The Goodies “War Babies” were it was decided the fate of WWII should be decided by the results of a football match.

If you want a million dollar idea to sell to American Dude Bros.. Get a battery operated portable bidet, paint it black, and call it the “MAN-BLASTER™️” and advertise it on WWE or UFC TV.

Oh yeah they made a live action remake “How To Train Your Dragon” .. cause Dreamworks couldn’t let Disney have all that unnecessary L.A remake of a great animated movie fun... well at least there is no distractingly out of place American accents in it I guess.

Yep, still the same right wing propaganda, spiteful clickbait and roll call of inarticulate, opportunistic try-hard grifters. Who could say ‘no’? Fortunately, most of the country.

The YouTube app on a Apple TV OS device is maddening. The subscription section does not list who you sub to in alphabetical order, just in how active the channel has been recently. And there is no dedicated YT Music app so all your music subs are lumped in with regular channels. Look at this shit:

It’s unfortunate but Adam The Woo’s death should be used as an example for content creators to take time away every now and then, if you sick .. go see a doctor and rest up. Adam while looking in reasonable good health passed away due to heart issues.

Simpsons Did It Again.

A.I companies hoarding all the ram would be like a Shit Sandwich Factory hoarding all the World’s tomatoes to put in their shit sandwiches.

So if TOOL play a residency at the Las Vegas Sphere.. they should play the uncut music videos for Stinkfist and Schism on the outside of the building. Imagine you landing into McCarran, you look out the window to see two large grey naked contortionist fusing into each other.

The constant needle drops in “How to get to Heaven from Belfast” is really getting on my tits. Every scene change it’s “here’s another pop song from the late 90s/early 00s”. I don‘t mind needle drops in movies and TV if they are used sparingly.. but Suicide Squad ruined the overuse of it.

Finally got around to watching the first episode of “IT: Welcome to Derry” .. man that ending was brutal.

the previous generation was constantly replacing tools they lost or broke. This generation is constantly replacing cables (USB, HDMI) because “fuck, I left it behind and I’m not turning around now, shit my phone is at 15% battery.. OK I’ll get one from this 7/11 then”

Not a fan of Taskmaster Australia.. but I will respect Tom Gleeson for telling the contestants to stop making comedy sketches and just do the fucking tasks.

Looked up his song writer credits and man this guy had more hits then Ali on Foreman.. RIP

When you pause the podcast your are listening to on your phone for a couple of minutes and the player interface disappears from the “Lock Screen”

Hawthorn to Essendon after they showing interest in Josh Weddle after the whole Zach Merrett thing … #afl

It must piss song writers off when they write a really good song, they put a load of production into it so it can sound absolute mint. But then the record label allows the song to be used in the marketing for an absolute dog shit movie, so now everyone always lumps in the song with it.

Watching the HBO show “Task” and i have lost count at the amount times I said “oh, this fucking kid!” ..

When Disney made “Muppets Treasure Island” I hoped it would lead to more Muppet remakes of Disney live action movies. Still holding out for “Muppets Black Hole”

Watching M.Night’s “Trap” (huh, Night Trap). Which I think he made get his daughter record deal.

Watching the Giant Slalom at the Winter Olympic. Me: “wow that locked impressive, he must had done well“. The commentary: ”a bit slow, he won’t be happy with that“.

When someone you know just randomly starts using a word they never uttered before a lot.

Watching “The Beekeeper” starring Jason Stathom just so my dad will stop suggesting I should watch “The Beekeeper” starring Jason Stathom

The NSW government claims everyone 'lacks context', so we spoke to an officer hear his story. chaser.com.au/general-news...

Music approved by religious sects created solely to fill a gap in their market always fucking sucks and is ironically souless. “sorry son we can’t allow you see Prince, but you can see our youth pastors with plastic purple studs attached to their robes singing “Let‘s Go Crazy (For Jesus)””.

"Luckily the police seemed more than excited to step in and get as violent as needed to make sure he doesn't feel homesick" - Premier Minns chaser.com.au/national/nsw...

“The left are just too easily offended,” said the guy boycotting the Super Bowl over the Spanish language existing. chaser.com.au/entertainmen...

Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl half-time show review – a thrilling ode to Boricua joy

They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show. (Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).

Disney+ Australia subscribers who want to enter that Disney Perks competition to win tickets Melbourne NFL game later in the year and don’t want scrub through whole the game to find the code word.. it’s just: 68

Dear Amblin Entertainment/Universal Studios or what ever corporate conglomerate owns you.. just make the next Jurassic World or whatever a Dino-Riders movie… you know you want to.

Watching the newest Jurassic Park/World movie and they keep referring to a Titanosaurus.. and I keep think of the kaiju from “The Terror of Mechagodzilla”

The absolute worst sin a movie sequel can do is make it so events in the previous movies seem pointless and a waste of time.

So paying for HBO Max at an ad-free level and trying to watch “One Battle After Another” gets an ad for Smiling Friends and then is forever loading (the load wheel is faintly visible on the big left eye) . Again paying for ad free FFS

Remember when they said “think of sport” if you want to get rid of an unwelcome *a-hem* ”Stiffy”.. Well a more effective way is to open Bluesky and just scroll the news feeds for a minute .. as Ben Elton would say “Instant Flopper”