Don’t feel great

Promoting a show you’re not gonna go to >>>>

Death fuck Tuesday tomorrow

City of Caterpillar following me on Instagram and seeing my bullshit stories is pretty funny to me

Happy birthday Toli!

Aphex Nguyen

Can’t sleep clowns will eat me

Opted out of a handjob the other night

It’s crazy when someone you met on hinge and slept with on your couch less than two years ago gets married

What’s up, contract killer?

Meat of Messiah

Leo is the 5th member of Fashion Change

What’s up with that fuck Me blind song

Death fuck please

You ever walk by a weird couple on the street and you’re like “damn these people probably do it together”

Why doesnt kroger have cream of sum yung gai

I love forgetting about this

I’d pay my life savings for someone to fix my life

Nothing like shitting out your whole night

Bailed on two trips in the last week isolation let’s go happy 4th

Not today

Ten million bodies, maybe more

Hand tattoos used to mean something

Rephrasing my endless list of psychological diagnoses as “mentally trill”

I’m Overdue

Lawless today

3 million bottles of beer on the wall

A lot of my texts have been confusing in the last few hours

Sad pothead

Walgreens makes my ballsgreens

How do you be in a band that actually wants to tour all the time

I’m really sad

Resting fuckface

Every few months and my internet crush start liking eachother’s stuff, we talk briefly, then the wave passes. It’s been like this for years and I think this is how it’s supposed to be

There’s some racist fonts out there

Made the guy from Hoax laugh tonight

Can’t sleep clowns will eat me

All my friends in Europe and I’m sick eating a bagel sandwich

Smokeless in Treeattle

The name of the band is Backshots

Ving Rhames and the Giant Peach

Tomorrow

Hey now

Whoa

Wow

Call me when you get the chance

Just fell in love with a North Korean travel guide in a YouTube video

Francis Ford Coppola was in Teen Idles

Pubeless in Seattle

Gotta deal with the public today, I mean pubeless