Christmas really gets in the way of Christmas

Shouldn’t it have been called a Greek horse? Seems like an even bigger dunk on the Trojans

Me, three states from the ocean, gazing at a sunset: “Ah, sailor’s delight.”

I love how in tv/movies, someone is showing classic signs of a panic attack, and someone tells them, “It’s okay. Breathe. You’re having a panic attack,” and it’s the first they’re ever hearing of such a thing

Love how I show my 7-year-old her baby pictures, she’s like, “Wow, Mom, you look so much younger!”

I feel like we need to keep saying this because it’s so insane: This is a legal U.S. resident who has been detained for over a month now for his political opinions.

If this ends up being the only post I ever make on here, just know this: I died of subscriptions