When the Blue Jays are down, I always have a feeling that they’ll come back. I never had that feeling while watching the Yankees this postseason 🫠

I too would rather die than see this wife beater in pinstripes again

For my birthday, I treated myself to a Skims order. I generally roll my eyes at Kim K but I can’t lie, Skims bras/etc. are life changing.

Terrible man doesn’t want to play for the team I root for. I’m okay with this!

This is probably my neurodivergency talking but like how do people just walk around with dry skin? I need to be thoroughly lotioned at all times, especially before bed.

Left the office for a bit so that I can go to the DMV because I’m turning 41 and my license is expiring. Adulting is dumb.

The way my kid jumped up and SPRINTED out of bed to see what happened when he heard us reacting to the grand slam 🥹🥹🥹 I love how much he loves baseball. Just wish the games didn’t go past his bedtime!

If you need me, I will be watching The Summer I Turned Pretty on repeat during my (limited) downtime because it’s a light and happy distraction from the dumpster fire that is the real world. Conrad for President.

My 9 year old is actively rooting against the Dodgers because he says he’s still mad at them for beating the Yankees last year. Definitely my kid.

Today’s our annual professional photography family pictures. Let the bribery begin!

Blow drying your hair in your 40’s is a really harsh reminder of how much hair you’ve lost over the years

Does anyone else lose their phone in their own house at least 10 times a day or is it just my undiagnosed adhd

a 15 inning elimination game would have taken me out if my team was playing

We signed up for the Mets kids club when we were at Citi Field this season and I have to say, they have such nice events. I wish the Yankees did stuff like this 🙄

I never say this about book adaptations but the summer i turned pretty show is so much better than the summer i turned pretty books.

My kids’ second favorite mlb team is the Cubs so go Cubbies 🫶🏻❤️

I was ready for the weather to finally cool down and now 1 day into cooler weather, I’m freezing and reminded why I hate cold weather. I’m ready to hibernate until summer.

I feel like they find the casts for Love is Blind on another planet. Have these people interacted with humans before?

No one actually thinks Boone will be fired, right?

Gonna try to get the kids into the Knicks this year, but my 5 year old SOBBED after the Yankees loss last night so I’m not sure he is emotionally ready to take on the Knicks.

I stopped buying into it until my kids dragged me back this year, haha. But the reality is that the seats are filled and that’s all that Hal cares about. As long as they are good enough to make him money, that’s good enough for him.

The kids don’t know that we have tickets to the game tonight and I’m super excited to surprise them about it after they get home from school

Is a peaceful inning too much to ask for?

Feels like it should be the 8th inning at least, sheesh

Shutdown inning or bust

Literally no one will believe me but @mimbro1.bsky.social is my witness that I called the exact number of runs that would be scored in the last two innings straight

On the bright side, if they lose then I don’t have to listen to these announcers anymore

Why did they take the pitcher out? I’m confused. He was doing well.

At the BARE MINIMUM you need to get a sac fly here, you jerks

Please respect CC and take the lead at some point tonight

I’m here to remind everyone that the answer to “should I grow a mustache” is always NO.

I am someone who relaxes by sitting still and my child with ADHD is someone who relaxes by fidgeting, bouncing, squirming, etc. so we’re quite the combo.

Why is he still pitching in an elimination game

Here’s my hot take: while I obviously want them to win, the Yankees don’t actually deserve to win this series. The Blue Jays have outplayed them in every way.

Guerrero should be walked intentionally for the rest of the series 🙈

That didn’t even come close to hitting him, I’m so confused

With the exception of game 3 against Boston, it feels like the Yankees have been playing catch up every playoff game. Yes, the offense has been disappointing but pitching has been too.

I’m equal parts “these crazy kids can still come back” and “the season is over” #Yankees

Oct 6 and our AC is still on, sheesh

If arguing with a 5 year old because he wants to wear his boxer briefs to school as shorts sounds fun then I definitely recommend having kids!

The Yankees can’t lose today!

Would it kill the Yankees to have an easy inning?

If they’re gonna lose, I’m kind of hoping it’s a sweep at this point because we have tickets for game 4 and I’ll take the refund 😂

I have a lot of questions about Jessie and James from the Pokemon anime series

The problem with the Yankees (and why Boone is still here) is that they’re good enough to make the playoffs and that’s good enough for Hal. It’s been like this for a long time.

Shit performance by Weaver but had Judge/etc. done better with the bases loaded earlier, the entire game would have gone differently so it’s on them ultimately.

Swinging at the first pitch after the pitcher just walked in a run is a choice 🙃

The Yankees might want to take a pitch or two, jfc

I was extremely tempted to book a weekend trip to Toronto but the timing didn’t work out with the kiddos so I settled for tickets for Game 4 at YS since I’m WFH that day. If the Yanks want to sweep and make Game 4 unnecessary, that’s okay too! 😂

My kids’ newfound love for NYY baseball is going to be terrible for my wallet