This chart says it all about how unsuitable a savings product the LISA has become. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

got trapped inside the fucking football parade on the way to hoopla didn’t i. trains are fucked. no crossing points. completely fucked it.

i always thought that was if it went well, not the name of the restaurant

about to mighty my hoopla!!!

ok this was quite fun — from the roof of Google HQ 👨🏼‍💻

the Cornwall Night Riviera Sleeper service has a little sign saying where bikes and *surfboards* should go 🥹🌊🏄

one of my longest running tics is immediately saying « putain » whenever i hear any french, which unfortunately is quite funny

forget lime bike leg, I’ve given myself lime bike plum 🥲🥲🥲

i would listen to a podcast where Dan Neidle breaks down how HMRC would/should treat a genie-derived windfall would a one off win payment be taxed the same as a perpetuity?

economic growth absent since ~2005 why are the PM & chancellor’s offices doing a press release on something that should be done by a supermarket

rule number one of court politics: don’t come for the king bootlicking is the right strategy for shareholders, in the short term at least

burnham’s campaign launch video is anchored in a political and cultural fight that was lost 40 years ago maybe it’s the right thing to do to win, but what are his ideas for *growth* today?

you will eat the fries out of the miniature shopping trolley you will drink the cocktail out of the jam jar with a handle you will consume the AI search slop

the most couched, flaccid, avoidant, fence sitting article you’ll read today www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

dog whistles aren’t just used by the right

how’s my head? very heavy

the far bigger question: is the speed and quantity of it useful?* *he posts online on a rapidfire microblogging site

it’s full Marx for Germany’s Sarah Engels from me at Eurovision 2026

we’re missing the magic ingredient: prosecco

feeling very arms rn

think the thing here about Corbyn was that he was honourless and put ideology first (as usual) if 80% of your colleagues request you go it’s improper to ignore them — a complete abdication of the responsibilities required of leadership

long been of the view that once this kind of thing is set in motion, it’s just a matter of time. party constitutions just buy time. the outcome remains the same.

Let nobody say there isn't a plan in place

ah yes, the old ‘replace the personality’ theory of politics that has served us so well the last decade and a half what about an actual appraisal of what and why we are where we are? anyone up for that?

can you guess which party i voted for?

i’ve never been an undecided voter… on polling day!! what is this???

It’s’s easy enough being a left-libertarian during times of social order. What about during an antisemitic terrorist incident? Polanski’s judgement is off, here ✍️ unherd.com/newsroom/doe...

I’m far less worried about AI as a tool as I am about the incentive structures for how people use it. I don’t trust model proprietors to not shift towards the anxious, angry engagement model of modern social media.

Americans could never

if I ever got a vajazzle I’d be sure to get it fitted with a keyring with a detachable supermarket trolley token

the girls told me to say hi

alongside one of the oldest and best developed private pension industries on the globe. it was far more about cementing Osbornism.

lord give me the confidence of the woman I saw going up to the counter yesterday claiming her ¾ eaten beef burger was ‘raw’

if she were a drag queen you’d be stanning her and calling her camp and iconic for the delusion

elite journalism from the i here. literally perfect bait 🫡 inews.co.uk/inews-lifest...

quickfire interview with Zack Polanski Pret or Greggs? abroad or staycation? Starmer or Badenoch? leg or breast?

ah yes, the timeline in which Starmer was… an politician

I just think if the government was to become this unpopular this quickly, they might as well have done it by increasing taxes on median+ earners.

this is of course all entirely correct. but going through PMs at this lick? the next political era might be waiting to be born, but it’s going to need an emergency C-section soon

nini coco’s stimulate bit was one of the best drag race performances the show has had. top drawer content 👏🏼

ah yes, time to bring out on of my all time favourite tweet/handle combos

i should call her

cheese and quackers for dinner tonight 🦆

for me, YouTube is one of the last bastions against enshittification. good content is hard to produce agentically, and even then, it normally requires a ‘presenter’ in some sense which serves as quality control, because there’s a personal reputation/brand at stake

‘Set against Polanski’s zeal, Labour’s communications look unambitious and, worse, boring. It’s a staid managerialism, stripped of any tangible source of hope.’ unherd.com/newsroom/sta...

free headline for the subs: TACO Bell End

wow the internet was right, anthropic really has throttled Claude in some way as to vastly reduce its utility

@grok remove my tank

had I been born ~50 hours later, I’d be looking at another 9% higher marginal rate of taxation on my income for another decade or two 💸