imagine hating on me and I'm on my patio doing this:

First…omg wtf (I just woke up). Second…who wants to read the prologue to my book and tell me how much it sucks?

Got to visit with my bestie and brother this morning. I miss California. If I can’t leave the country, I wanna move back.

I think it’s time I get serious about my writing instead of wasting time with nursing.

I was so happy earlier and now I’m sobbing and I’m not even sure why. What is this?

You ever just have one of those shit days where you just have to laugh maniacally? Dropped almost $3k on car repairs and someone backed into me. So it’s going swimmingly today.

I’m really excited for the rain so I can go around asking “how you liking the rain girl?”

Every outcome is pain Graphite, 2025

Adulting sucks. Work, bills, all the rest. But you know what sucks the most? Having to call and talk to people when you require services. I have to call the mechanic and the anxiety is anxietying

So I’m reading this book and this little excerpt made me laugh cuz if that isn’t me thinking something is wrong with anyone who finds me attractive lmao. “You couldn’t be more beautiful to me, Dani.” “I think there’s something psychologically wrong with you.”

My life is a dumpster fire and I belong in a psych ward but that doesn’t stop my brother from asking me for advice and that makes me feel special.

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.

Gimme some #leftist #books to read y’all. Please and fank q 😘

Is it unprofessional to pop your coworker in the mouth cuz she won’t shut the fuck up? Asking for a friend.

I don’t believe in divine intervention but I do believe there was a reason I wasn’t in my 20’s in LA in the 80’s.

Gonna watch some wholesome kids movies cuz everything is fucked and I need some joy. If you’ve gotta rec, hit me.

For your information my fellow Americans of the US since that orange, fat fuck gutted the FDA and USDA.

A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Show me an image on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.

The man, the myth, the legend.

Queens

Soon.

I dreamt I had to break my mom and dad out of prison but they were both Pedro Pascal. Once I got them out, we were hunted by cannibals similar to the ones in Bone Tomahawk but they used wooden bullets they shot from their mouths. I also dreamt of eating San Diego bean & cheese burritos.

Thanks “My Oxford Year” for making me sob 😭

I’ve been pretty busy since starting school again and haven’t had much to say as I’m pretty boring lol. But I’ll say this. Fuck that orange, fat fuck and anyone who supports him. Everyone else, I hope you have a great day.

Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.

Hit me with your favorite non main stream horror movies pretty please. I can watch one more movie before heading off to sleepy sleep.

Loved it. Then I watched Mandy cuz @theskatefather.bsky.social told me too. What a triiiiip of a movie haha.

About to watch this bad boy

BORIS is doing a 20th anniversary show for their album Pink. On a Friday. Oh hell yeah I’m going.

I think it’s about time for another tattoooo.

Monday bangerz 🎶Now you craving for your own way out 🎶

Still too many people. Delivery all the way for me lol.

😴

What four fictional characters are you a combination of?

All I did was exist and my back huuuurts dudes.

Watching Trainwreck: Poop Cruise and I can positively say, I will never go on a cruise.

Gonna go eat french toast and watch Dinner in America again until my meeting. I hate working nights and having to attend day time meetings 😭

My favorite thing to do right now is to call my senators and call them feeble, bald bitches.

In other news, the new $uicideboy$ single is a banger.

I know ethical consumption under capitalism isn't possible but holy shit. It just keeps getting worse and worse.

You know one of my exes told me to eat an apple instead of drinking coffee and I should’ve know then what a piece of shit he is.

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

I’m sitting here wondering if I should write this post cuz I’m being nosy and wanna know what everyone does for work and whether or not you like your job so here we are. Obvs only if comfortable doing so. DM’s are also open.

Ok so I was perusing indeed at work, as one does, and I found the same position I'm in now in NorCal but for like $10-$15 more an hour. Housing isn't that much more expensive than here. Overall cost of living I'm not sure about buuuut I'm thinking about it. Should I move back to California y'all?

This heifer 😅

I used to listen to Agalloch endlessly and then just kind of stopped cuz there was just so much new music to explore but I've been giving their discography a whirl this last week and homies, it's so good.

I hope that douchebag governor from the bath salt state gets eaten by an alligator