I’m high, so I made Chinese dumpling and wonton burritos with cabbage, green onions and A1 + ponzu sauce. Turned out alright 👍🏾

The "grindhouse cinema" of jungle, or something... youtu.be/5LGYjpXM26c #jungle #drum&bass #90s #musicsky

You know what I fucking love to bits? Having to spend 10 fucking minutes cleaning a fucking mess in my fucking bathroom because my fucking dick decides to piss in multiple fucking directions, none of which I fucking aimed in. It’s wonderful! Fucking love it! 👌🏾👍🏾

A little something for those late weekend nights out and about (or wherever)... youtu.be/5uNFvYO0A1c #hiphop #electronica #90s #00s #musicsky

Of course my aunt comes in the kitchen as soon as I fart. Why wouldn’t she? Goddamn it 🤦🏾

This timeless gem…

Scrolling in bed too, except when your back falls asleep

I’m lucking out with the track exploration tonight. Found some low key fire shit! 👌🏾🔥

Apparently, my autistic deadpan joke delivery doesn’t translate well in facebook posts since my aunt politely counter argued my joke about Charlie horses when you get older She’s a fitness guru, so I get it, but it’s kind of annoying that my non pun jokes get this a lot. That’s why I rely on puns

Nice bait! I’ll take it… 2 Truths and a lie: - I had chicken and sausage Alfredo last night - one of my finger nails are half bitten - a dog bit me in the ankle once while I was wearing thigh highs and an Amazon skirt during my femboy/baby trans phase

Welp, just saw the blue cat alien movie, and as always, the critics and haters are full of shit. People who listen to them are missing out

Folgers should make a dead guy’s ash spreading commercial. Those who know will know…

I get this a lot. It’s frustrating as hell. Ruins a lot of my jokes and makes me paranoid about offending people. Although, sometimes it feels like some people misinterpret me on purpose just for an excuse to start some shit when it’s pretty obvious I’m joking. I get pancake/waffled a lot

Fun fact: when you’re over 40, you can get a Charlie horse in the neck from blow drying your hair! Pretty cool, huh?

Winter fit check. 4 layers. 5 if you count the bra.

Been farting like hell today. I must be on my period again

Fucking brilliant! 🤣

Gonna start playing more video games in 4K. That’ll be my New Year’s resolution

Or in my case, getting up

If you know, you know…

I finally feel like a human, not just a bag of meat trying to mimic one.

quote with your favorite pic from 2025 When I started noticing my face soften more in pictures…

"Cold winter-y" drum & bass for people who don't like Christmas music... youtu.be/4lYy2HK2cQs #drum&bass #musicsky

Great! Now trans people can’t call each other “valid” anymore because some hot take haver on bluesky just made a hit tweet denouncing it and now my feed is trying to convince me no one likes being called that anymore. I love the internet 🙄

I’m 10 months in and still not sure I’ve smelled it on me yet. Haven’t smelled much of anything since starting E

Some artists are really inconsiderate to DJ’s when they make their tracks drifty

Fine. Whatever. Seven years.

It’s bean a long time since I’ve had lentils for breakfast

Or my favorite: “Amazon basics skirts are cringe and girls who wear them aren’t valid”

it would be pretty great if they could invent a woman who wants to date me. it would be pretty great actually.

Fuck off, phone! I don’t need to turn the volume down. It’s maxxed out for a reason

Found this tucked away in a box and uploaded it... youtu.be/uqkqhSbXHEM #jungle #drum&bass #oldschool #early90s #musicsky

Just realized I never took a selfie with this Camp Blood shirt on. Got it a couple years ago and forgot I had it

if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation

It blows my mind how hot take havers on social media will make up drama out of literally anything under the sun, no matter how innocent and trivial. You could be guilty of liking soup and they’ll call you out for something “problematic” they somehow associated with it. The drama queenery is insane!

No, phone! I will not let you scan my face. Please stop asking

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you have a big dick and the recent backlash has been getting to you, take it with a big pinch of salt. Half of it is just manufactured engagement bait and performative rebellion against perceived big dick worship. You’re still valid, seen and loved. ❤️ 🫂

Old school jungle/drum & bass for the 90's kids out there... youtu.be/qIdiS0z4ESg #jungle #drum&bass #oldschool #90s #musicsky

Personally, this even applies to people I generally agree/align with if it seems like rage bait

Girl dinner at 3:30am

Not to be vulgar or anything but I think my ass is filling out 🤷🏾 Also got gendered correctly in public a second time recently Oh, my braids are 🔥

“My love is music……do you undasta’h?” 👇🏾👌🏾😎 youtu.be/nflnlYG2eB8?...

That shit low key bugs the hell outta me. Glad I’m not alone

Self care checkpoint selfie. Already posted this but I love the middle aged earthy dyke look…

Welp, time to mute a certain director and his upcoming movie on all my socials so I can enjoy the movie (likely multiple times) in peace without being rage baited about it constantly. The one “no one talks about” every time one comes out because “no one cares” about it. The one that always “flops” 😏

Personally, I was too busy feeling myself to be scared. I was just high on euphoria

For any drum & bass heads out there who like Krust... youtu.be/yU6OuEXYhxw #drum&bass #djkrust #musicsky

“But what if I’m faking it?” Sure…totally! Just an ally being supportive 😏

Bad sex sucks and all but you ever get a rock in your shoe?