HOW COULD I FORGET CAVES. the nutty putty cave incident would *never* happen to me

new york has a socialist mayor and i'm finally getting over my cold thank you woke i love you woke

cis people will rlly be like i'm an ally! i hear you i see you and i want you to know that i will in fact sell out the second i'm offered a fat cheque

just learned about the world's longest (24k!!) road tunnel in norway and this thing is going to haunt me in my dream. it has designated caves for drivers to pull over in so they don't have panic attacks

maybe this is harsh but i think that people who yap and/or watch tiktoks at full volume in the quiet car of the train should die

anyone else terrified of mountains, like just conceptually? this picture of everest has me dry-heaving in terror

i think it's funny how i saved myself a lot of gender troubles by simply having debilitating self esteem. if someone suggested i wear a push-up bra as a teen i would have killed myself

in high school i was briefly entranced by a non-threatening tenor i met once and now we're both gay. many such cases

these margins are a hate crime holy shit

why do we say "sausage fest" when "penile colony" is right there

visited a donkey sanctuary btw

do my mash quiz Or Else uquiz.com/N7hd50

what do you MEAN newt gingrich isn't british!! that's the most bri'ish sounding name i've ever heard. that man should be operating on a level of class-based discrimination the north american mind can't even comprehend

you ever read a white guy historical novel and get the sense that the only reason why it's historical is bc the author was excited that say slurs with plausible deniability

i'm so sorry to everyone who followed me for a singular star trek tweet. i watched amok time with friends with almost no context WHILE inebriated this is not my regularly scheduled programming

whoa mama spock gay as hell

someone give me one William dollars so i can make a four-season monte christo adaptation where everything is perfectly accurate to the book EXCEPT we get a 10 minute eugenie/louise sex scene before they're interrupted at the inn

there was mold in my water bottle one (1) time and now every time i feel slightly sick i immediately send it through several dishwasher cycles in case the transphobic jkr wall mold tries to get me

i am required to write one (1) car-themed article for msn boomers per week and my master plan to get reassigned to a different topic is to just write the most violently anti-car articles i can imagine until they realize this is psychological warfare

this is legitimately her first spoken line. lesbotron5000

SIX HUNDRED pages into the count of monte cristo and The Lesbian has finally appeared

being mentally ill is so humiliating i'm about to message my supervisor like hi sorry i couldn't finish my article about cheese because the rain sounds I listen to every day made me inexplicably claustrophobic so i had to lie down in a dark room

having a complete nervous breakdown less than 2 months into my very easy email job would be pathetic but unfortunately very on-brand for yours truly

Curse of RA on JK Rowling 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

how do we get torrey peters to write a horror novel because there are two pages of stag dance that almost made me pass out

aragorn kinda the character of all time

down with cis bus...if you're out there

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all, i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people...but maybe i'm built differently

early medieval europeans created the holy roman empire so than 1200 years later i would lose my mind every time i try to describe it

zeppelins are so fucked up. like just conceptually. i can't believe they existed

absolutely shaken to my core to learn that cicadas can live up to 17 years in the wild? that is way too long

furthering my "you should be able to turn that shit off agenda" bc the menstruation demons are currently whispering in my ear that i should get a crepe. for my agonies. girl the ECONOMY

do they let you get xrays just for funsies. i want to know exactly what's going on with my twisted spine

i am god's strongest soldier for taking on another email job knowing that staring at a screen for 8 hours a day gives me a migraine

decided to put all the unread books on my shelf in a jar so i can hold a fun little raffle to choose my next read!

might as well

yaaaay finally seeing sinners

i know they would have the craziest beef

how am i supposed to use this website if my mash nurses dolly parton 9-5 fancam is too big to upload. what's the point. why are we silencing women's voices now.

my quest to find lesbian romance that isn't about cis white femmes has led .e to places i wouldn't go with a gun (MULTIPLE sports romances)

i would do a great job of being one of those turn of the century grandmas constantly talking about the old country. i love complaining and union jobs

WHERE are the lesbians

I have been a lesbian all my life

let's go lesbians!!!

LESBIANISM!!!

sleeping under my weighted blanket after two weeks of hotel beds

on all levels except physical i am a newborn baby deer. not in a cutesy ୨୧ 𝓬𝓸𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮 ୨୧ girlypop kinda way. in an i'm afraid of everything and will break my own legs trying to flee kinda way

i distrust the gatsby musical on principle because how do you read this description and get "heterosexual mezzo-soprano with a pop belt"

prose so good it's genuinely making me a bit nauseous