Breaking the fourth wall: Since it’s my writer’s birthday today and he’s feeling generous, everyone’s going to get one free drink!

#Queekisms Did the thing.

#Queekisms Tbh this account had made me wanna revisit Albert/Wanderer 2. I never properly wrote out the moment one becomes the next. Maybe. If there’s interest?

Wiping down the bar.

#Queekisms See normally I’m fucked when Pac mass likes something I do BUT THIS IS MY OLDEST OC BITCH HIS LORE IS ENDLESS

Wiping down the bar.

// TW: FLASHING LIGHTS Since I’m back in the game here now, have some footage of what I got up to in my absence 🤘 My body hurt for a week, but was so worth it for my favourite band.

“Don’t worry. I think you’ll be alright.” So long as he remembers not to give the new patron to many of these. Wanderer reaches down below the bar and pops open a small grey bottle. A gentle fizzle of steam blooms from the open top. “Enjoy. On the house.”

#Queekisms Honestly y’all aren’t ready to see me and Kiki back at it again. We will casually dominate your TL and we’re not sorry about it.

#Queekisms Unrelated: Wanderer (the owner) is not open for shipping btw. He’s already commited to an old single-ship me and @bitchyscience.bsky.social are planning on rekindling between our muses. (They were a thing when I wrote Wandie as his own muse years ago)

“Whoa…” He thought for a second. Trying to think of just the right drink for Vulcan. “We’ve got some Chech'tluth. It’s a Klingon drink. Trust me, it’ll hit you.”

Offers @bitchyscience.bsky.social a rose.

The Wanderer leaned over the bar. “Well. What would you like?”

Exactly!

We have synthetic alternatives…? You won’t get anything from it, but you should be able to drink it.

What do you drink…?

Or you’ll be barred for life.

Might include facts about the bar too!

“And while yer at it, check out the bedroom items in the back section of the second floor of the S.C.R.E.W. at %33 percent off today. Sheets and pillows are %35.”

Valentines Day Special: 25% off of everything for couples!

Your funeral.

#Queekisms Unrelated: Wanderer (the owner) is not open for shipping btw. He’s already commited to an old single-ship me and @bitchyscience.bsky.social are planning on rekindling between our muses. (They were a thing when I wrote Wandie as his own muse years ago)

🫎 Dimitri who helps run a farm :D

#Queekisms Okay! It’s official! We are now #BRP (Business RP) Let’s hype up our fellow business running muses Goddamit

I guess…? I don’t think she’ll be happy about it though.

#Queekisms Okay so SBRP is technically taken by the SpongeBob verse. But tbh. That shit is dead as fuck. So I’m claiming it. Fight me Patrick you little bitch

#Queekisms Tbh we need a hashtag for the business in RP #SBRP maybe? (Small business RP)

Another. Time. Supergirl. Frankly, I’m holding you responsible for Linda’s unpaid tab.

He’s encouraging his customers to come check out her stand.

You can have a free drink for the sheer ballsiness of your argument.

I’ll make a note of it. But today is not that day.

If I trusted everyone who came through my doors then I’d be outta business.

“Now that’s adorable.”

Can you prove that…?

“Then I hope you have a good year.” He smiled.

Because it’s for COUPLES. It’s right there in the promo.

#Pokemonrp #Pkmnrp #MVRP "I am the King!" Not Lewd focused, dark themes ahead.

Offer people a themed discount and it’s all ‘what about me? what about me?’ Sigh.

Sorry, but for you? Full price.

“A free drink…?”

Are you single…?

Valentines Day Special: 25% off of everything for couples!

Wanderer checked his pockets. All he had was a twenty dollar bill. Shrugging. “Take it. Keep the change. And sure, you’re welcome to try it.“

While Crutchie sipped away, the Wanderer quickly poured a drink for another customer before coming back. “How much are they?”

He just sort of chuckled. It honestly hit Linda a little harder than he anticipated. “Glad to be of service.”

The Wanderer shrugged. Placing down the clear glass and grabbing another dirty one for a quick wipe down. “Why do you think you’re powerless?”

#Queekisms Replies in half an hour or so.

The Wanderer’s Rest does have cooking facilities if anyone fancies breakfast.

“Eh. Fights are just apart of this game. I’m used to it by now.”

He’s fine, he’s fine. The ‘staff’ are breaking them up now. The concern is appreciated.