Donald Trump's diapers are his IRL plot armor.

Missed it by --><-- that much.

All I want is one Obituary in the news this year. I am of course talking about the Florida death metal band. What did you THINK I meant?

In an entire decade I have never seen MAGAts huff this much copium as they are now over the murder of Renee Nicole Good. I think this might be the largest visible fissure the the foundation of grift and pederasty that is MAGA. It is a spectacle to behold.

Over a long enough timeline, we all become chopped and unc.

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A pro photographer near me switched to mirrorless, I bought out her EF lens collection. I took some snapshots with the mighty EF 85mm F/1.2, wide open at 1/80th. I caught some LED Christmas lights visibly strobing. This is one of the reasons why @techconnectify.bsky.social hates them so much.

Here me now, quote me later: Trump's cognitive decline is accelerating sufficiently that the probability of him dropping the N-word on a hot mic before he dies is approaching 1.

That quote it not by Voltaire. It's from an American neo Nazi named Kevin Alfred Strom, who was talking about Jewish people.

The entire planet is on fire, but Dick Cheney is dead.

Trying to get Gsync working makes me want to set a leather jacket on fire.

RIP Dave Ball. www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3rT...

All billionaires go to hell.

This is from 8 years ago. imgur.com/when-support...

Here me now, quote me later: The assassination of Charlie Kirk was a professional hitjob and shall henceforth be known as The Kirkschtag Fire.

Is there a philosophical device that sits between Hanlon's Razor and Poe's Law? How about: "It's impossible to differentiate between a sufficient level of incompetence and malicious intention."

Yes, but $999M is entirely too high. $99 million is enough for any lifetime.

I am attempting to give away a bunch of antique wood things. I received a call from a woman who wants to come by tomorrow and look at it. She said her name was "Allison with a 'y'." Presumably it's "Allyson" but my internet-warped brain goes all "Phteven" thinking about it, *Y'Allison.*

Israel is committing a holocaust. America is bankrolling it. I've noticed a lot of centrists (Hillary) and libs (Seth Meyers) are now making it a point to speak out. The significance here is that we're past the tipping point and the genocide is irreversible. It's now "safe" to draw attention to it.

Well, I think I'm losing my mind, this time This time I'm losing my mind; that's right I said I think I'm losing my mind, this time This time, I'm losing my mind

Collective narcissism is at least as bad as individual narcissism.

Kind of weird that there are exactly zero results for Sunshine Stewart on Bluesky. www.newscentermaine.com/article/news...

"Peter Thiel" is an anagram for "The Reptile."

We cannot blame the boomers for capitalism, but we can blame capitalism for the boomers.

Imagine a world with zero billionaires.

Thought of the day: Donald Trump is the ultimate expression of the Baby Boomer generation, the same way that a vet expresses the anal glands of a dog.

ha ha it's funny how much has changed in [checks notes] 110 years.

Just got passed by a dude on an electric scooter who was vaping. It’s definitely 2025.

Y'all notice how the world cheers every time a billionaire dies?

I propose that the failure that was Fat Donny's Birthday Bash be called "The Fizzle in the Drizzle."

Chin Lady. Chin.

My body lice soda devotion, May Booney Lifesaver D. C., McBoniface Rover commotion, O, brickbat Mahoney for me.

Chuck Schumer is a Republican.

"Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."

If you want to ruin someone's day tell them that everything isn't about them.

Do not the tomatussy.

I'd like to report a murder.

Right now the wind is making the most stereotypical horror movie sounds imaginable. It's like the Wilhelm Scream of wind.

America is a class based shooter.

The Blue sky app for Android is remarkably less shit.

Holy balls the Bluesky app is terribad on an iPad.

I've been going through some of my oldest digital photos. Currently in early 2006. I've been re-editing a bunch of them because, bluntly, I didn't know what the fuck I was doing back then. Many of them are irredeemable. Some I can improve. The process has given me mixed feelings.

"The average American has fewer than 3 friends."

Need to get a blood test. Entire waiting room is full at 10AM. Sitting in the main hallway, having fasted and now pondering my life choices.

I am sufficiently dyslexic that the iPhone cannot autocorrect my attempts at spelling “medieval.” I had to google it.

After eating a continental breakfast in a hotel two days in a row, the diabetes epidemic in America is no longer a mystery to me.

Keurig machines are everything wrong with capitalism summed up on one product.

In a hotel lobby RN. How does anyone watch TV? How does anyone manage to stay sane in a room where there is a television that’s on? Asking for a friend.