Sometimes, you need to bark like a dog to get through the day. Ya know 😌

Breaking news: Omega verse isn’t old enough to drink yet

Feel like I just got a "good morning I was just testing if you loved me" text from some middle school relationship

I should not have don't that. I got dizzy when I stood up

Good Night TikTok

Can someone in some other country private my most recent TikTok for me? I thought we had more time 😅

Wormshot more like spermshot

Sock - So what other bitch are you talking to what is she saying Ankle - the only other bitch is your paper im helping you edit Sock - : 0 Sock (Me) Ankle (my lovely partner)

Concept: long titties

Science = insanity confirmed???

Update : Ankle has taken me on a date and caused me to lose whamageddon Ankle (my lovely partner) #bluechristmas

I can't be crying while dying my hair! It’s manic panic before or after! Not during!!

I'm the Sloraxxx (S for slut) I speak for the skanks and the whores

everyone going "haha ao3 wrapped" but tbh my ao3 history is between me and god

Fucking prude only has extra pj pants in there

How much you wanna bet my slutty little closet has a blanket in there so l'm not so fucking cold

I get the stimmies without the checks 🤑

WWCDD (What Would Céline Dion Do)

Almost washed my hands with toothpaste #quirkylife

It's getting cold you know what that means!!! Murderers time to bury the bodies before the ground gets too hard

The only reason I still go to boring classes is to write shitty fanfiction no one will ever read 🤩

Follow up: is Frank Sinatra actually dead? I just found out he might be dead but I was pretty sure he was alive??

Quick question was Elton John in the Beatles? Also is he dead or alive?? Asking for a friend

Eat?

New fear unlocked : Having a baby, needing a C-section and the doctor steals my kidney

Y'all ya all y'all y'all ya all. All all y'all ya all y'all.

I love my job. Sometimes I do story times and sometimes I bark at the children and they bark back

Concept: long titties

Too scared to get a poke and stick tattoo dot to join a coven? Don't worry! Just slice your pinky open it'll hurt less!

my titties don't jiggle jiggle they fold

Some people have bedrooms eye I have bedroom glasses bow chicka wow wow 🥵

Creeps, treats, monsters and sweets