I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. It was riveting!

My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more

I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2025. I’ve experienced the free 7-day trial and I’m definitely not interested

My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo

My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk

R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist

Smoking will kill you… bacon will kill you… and yet, smoking bacon will cure it