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N: London, England S: New Orleans, Louisiana E: London, England W: San Francisco, California

sometimes you see a guy and ur like this mother fucker is from Whitpain Township

oh you like to get wet????oh ok step outside of your hovel in the northern hemisphere between 30 and 60 latitude in the summer months you rotten wet rat you dirty moist dog you unwashed phantom of rotten flesh you dogs cunt you melted rabbit you uncured meat

in the 1970s wetness was wetter than wetness is these days. we need to go back when wetness was wetter. we need to go back to when a wet warsh cloth meant something

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

me walking anywhere in philadelphia for more than two blocks after living here for almost 30 years: jesus christ what the fuck is going on

oh hell yea baby

steaks•h ag es

i used to think beer was the best thing ever but the fatter i get im starting to think food is better

get flexible enough to suck your own dick

da pope

i need poped and have a leader of my church church - catholics rn

to this day i have no idea what the met gala is or why there’s people wearing dumbass shit

lol

sometimes i see a dog and i know they breath do be stank

ice cream that doesn’t melt until it touches saliva in ur mouth

they should make water bed

a guy that can’t handle the heat and humidity in the summer where he lives even tho he has lived in that same region and climate since birth

yup

bideo gain

ranch hands got names like Belton Elmwood and they can casually throw a hay bale 45 feet no problem

calvin’s dad was based but also exasperated how is that possible

driving around in my land rover suv listening to fugazi on the way to the gym to listen to rage against the machine while i lift weights

there are many establishments in the recent and distant history of philadelphia that are closed forever but none have been as missed as Black Poppy’s 2 Hot Station at 30th and Wharton

no one follows hunca munca

bespoke concrete

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i wish i worked in local journalism so i could get paid every march to make a bracket of the best muffuletta in new orleans or the best coffee in seattle. simply mindless fucking content for mindless fucking fools.

bought eggs, but that is no big deal to personally or financially

i’m huncing and muncing tonight

they kept the pope alive so they don’t have to conclave because it’s super annoying to the cardinals

god exists and he plays the piano and saxophone 😁🙌🥰

have this saved on my phone a dozen times

there’s too many lakes and ponds!! we should fill some of them in with dirt. tired of seeing lakes and ponds while i’m driving around. gimme a fucking break with this crap

you know i keep that thang on me

tryna get back into spaghetti-os

you never hear about athletes foot anymore, that’s because everyone’s job is INSIDE on COMPUTER and not OUTSIDE on the FOOT

the pope has passed

they should let the winner of beat bobby flay whack his bare ass on tv with a big wooden pizza peel

young dumb and full of cum old bold and full of mold

is it bad i kinda want one of these

paddington got rabies and attacked bridget jones they had to put him down by dropping a large stone on his cranium

i’m in my 40s of course i’ve started purchasing chambray shirts

the office manager that orders supplies from staples put a big ass thing of dish soap in one of the men’s rooms that ran out of hand soap and i was like i guess we are out of hand soap but then went into the kitchen and there was two hand soaps by the kitchen sinks and i immediately got a migraine

forgot about this website

thinking about a guy thats named Anus Farkus and hes basically a guy that lived in the 1600s in like Surrey or some shit and he got his ass and leg cut off in an accident no idea where i can go from here i just feel bad for Anus Farkus

you: hi can i speak to santa? operator: santa? please hold. *the most insane christmas synth music in human history comes on*

spotify wrapped is coming soon

thanks spotify! you fucking suck!