I'd be fine with being a fed who gives a shit

ain't heard jack about the new underscores album from anybody. and i don't even give a fuck. Is it Music white boy! Did she Do It white boy! tell me

using an immutable distro is like jacking off except you can never edge or climax

They're going to fucking kill me #slayyyyyy

press the Fuck You button to Fuck the author of this post

why the fuck is cinema 4d installed on my shit fuck you after effects

This account is Fanfiction about leaving my Haters dead as shit

I havent tooted about pussy in 3 days , I'm going to fucking implode

User was banned from your panopticon

What the Fuck.

time rewinding capabilities (bisexual)

when will mastodon support RFC 6214

What would you do for Klondike Bar

That bitch done moved every object in my house 1cm to the north. And my pussy too

so when will mastodon be able to read email and act as an ftp client

your swag is no longer your life has forever been altered

aaaaaand they made the profile display a mental illness congrats

No joke for April Fools , I'm not turning green, Or purple ,Or red, Or acting normal

CERN just made me into a doohickey Chat am I cooked

i need to play gt4 again

My plug said he loves me , and we was skipping round the prairie. n shit

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I could never imagine being from Toronto I'd fucking nuke that place

The souls of my enemies have been trapped in my dead ThinkPad since 2023

Fucked it up the casino and now my swag is lost media

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My pussy is Locked behind Games for Windows Live and a good credit score

pissed off that timeless 3 is the best conventional delay plugin i have considering that it uses lotta CPU thas my fault tho

a burger made for fuckin'

how to give computer xanax

unfinished & timesig's all over the place with this one

send all emacs users (me) to hell fucking rng ass editor

i've been hearing sounds since day 0 n shit and that's fucked up so i;ve made it my priority to fill my ear damage quota every year

I'm fucking nuclear warheads How the hell does that shit work

My first aid kit only contains cigarettes because I'm friends with Twitter users

i literally don't have problem solving capabilities i'm just cellular automata. the only thing my ass is made out of is Conway's Game of Life

I love correct opinions and the Nintendo Wii

Do not pass go or jack off Do not even die Go directly str8 to jail

how many lemons do you need to possess 1kb of ram

I'm gettin those blowjobs that inspire philosophical debates and intelligent discussion in this bitch

Scheduled Time and Date: My Pussy

No it isnt

I will throw your beat in the air and run under it with my SUV

my hands are greasy as fuck because i'm eating a sandwich i'm not finishing this right now

fuck you mean "moments remaining" I got two seconds to live Daaang!!!

all of my liquidity is tied up in buying cigarettes

how it feels to say "my liquidity is tied up in assets" instead of "i blew my money on some random bullshit and now i'm broke"

I don't got any internet

The last remaining electrical signals firing after I fucking die will make me start moving like a fish But I'm going to hit the best moonwalk you've ever seen