if i release my dotfiles i will make it so that all of your X11 sessions are offset 10px to the right and slowly increasing

framework's ouroboros

slightly more garage-y ("note to self[,] don't reduce track 1's high end by 4db anymore because it sounds like shit")

i love it when skia breaks and it literally just shows me part of my x11 background located at a resolution of 330x90 at (1236, 572) relative to northwest gravity like Thank You! Very much!

hi welcome to watchedmojo today we're counting down the top 10 torment nexuses of all time lezz get right into it girlies I already did this joke half a year ago please laugh

i don't know how i got into music production, all i know at this point is that i am so incredibly fucking fried

quick beepbox sketch coz i'm not opening FL right now lalalalah.

I am my personal Sisyphus

for every mastodon instance there are 4 spam accounts from mastosoc

jarvis. 3d print me a trout. guts and all that other shit

WHAT the FUCK DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T DOWNLOAD FISH!!!! I NEED MY TROUTS right NOW!!!!!

been trying imput's helium browser lately. this might be the only chromium fork i actually like; i was dying to try it but i had to wait until they updated it to 141 coz i'm stingy about typography. vivaldi is the antichrist by the way

IDK why i have that waves shit installed i don't even use any of their plugins coz they're all shit

quick thing

Our fates are connected. You will instantly go to hell when I die

help me got i'm so fucking trent right now

Wake up. 2 in the morning. Destroy Rome. Get on the pisser. Get on my computer. Moult. Gregor Samsa is literally at my door. Exit pisser. Turn my body 90 degrees on the fucking Z axis and cripwalk to my mycelium hole

If you do anything ever you're a horribl eufcked uc kcfk ak;cka fk; kkk; k k

[important tips to newcomers to mastodon/the fediverse 🔁] This is a fucking stickup give me your monney Please

T.H.I.N.K.: Tfuck Hoff Iyou Nwhiny Kskank

postmarketos now runs on activitypub

i would have more people following me if i didn't block 70% of tpof

ok cool i was writhing in pain for 2 hours and this time it wasn't me looking at the screen really close nuh-uh this time it was my eye just actually getting inflamed to hell. really fucking cool! God is not willing to amputate me

Okay girlies who wwants to eat my liver daily in a time loop for the rest of eternity YAYYY!!!

setcha death watches etc. etc., ranfeybak, whatever, i stopped being a TF2 player however-many years ago because i have a life

[hot take, re: Windows and EoL] i am _definitely_ going to get grilled by the internet over this. it will never not be funny to see people somehow have feelings for an operating system as if they were lifelong partners, only to see them mourn it the second the OS has its support policy cut off […]

big gripe i have with jpeg xl's (reference) decoder speed is that when you have a large image, even if it has a pretty small size, it takes a long fucking time to get an output. and this gets worse when you're decoding a max-effort image, because then it'll take an eternity. and this is somewhat […]

c is mai favourite scripting language mhm yahuh

Just discovered you can run c files as shell scripts with this shebang........ #!/usr/bin/env -S tcc -run It... it can't be this easy

Ten.... Thousand Dollarzzzzz.

new (proposed?) audacity logo is atrocious

i should dig up that new tab thing's source code and make it, y'know, not complete and utter shit. because i had the genius idea to configure it via the devconsole. and also i originally wrote it in jQuery and converted it to solid.js. thanks six sixington

Fucked off of that Chromium 140 Fontations/Skrifa font rendering

If anyone 's Willing to go on a _Steamy Fucking Date_ with Me and do This to Me hit my line

i hope servo wins so fucking badly

thought control:meth

i wish i was using windows instead of linux so badly but my computer's going to turn into an air fryer that can do math so like idk fucking kill me please

You can Bing me

FYI Imgur blocking UK users isn't because of the Online Safety Act, it's because they're in the process of being fined for not following data protection laws. https://ico.org.uk/about-the-ico/media-centre/news-and-blogs/2025/09/statement-update-on-imgur-investigation/

finally some normal fucking people on reddit

i need to throw hands with a 12-year-old

Set the room on fire 󠀠 󠀠 󠀠 󠀠 󠀠 󠀠

windows for wankgroups

oh for fucks sake, git

I enjoy this image

latex wants to kill me. i'm still gonna keep working in it tho because WYSIWYG is a fuck i am trash woman

Here's How Cheating On My Bitchass Wife Taught Me About Pivoting My SaaS Startup 👉