If my ptsd flashbacks could like....chill for five minutes today that would be so awesome

Danced for the first time in a hot minute and lowkey remembered I wanna be a choreographer and how much I actually love dance again Okay, time to actually take some dance classes

Happy fri-yay friends!!!

I have to get up, but he looks so cozy. I don't dare disturb him

Stanley "it's all about my bonus" Hudson

When did Dwight and Angela start dating? Obviously before Jim's party, but like.. when?

It's gratitude check time! What are you grateful for today?! I am grateful for therapy and naps

HEARTWARMING: one man returns after a website outage only to be immediately accused of being the cause for said website outage

Jim and Pam's roof date! Jim and Pam's roof date!!!! JIM AND PAM'S ROOF DATE!!!!!!

Oop it's threat level middle table read

Jan's entire arc annoys the fuck out of me if we're being honest

Oh god Jan and Michael are about to hookup. Noooooooooooo

Dwight becoming assistant regional manager and finally getting to drop the "to the" from his title is making me so emotional right now

Also today's fit check 💕 I do be feelin' myself

Also enjoy my office live reacts I'm rambly tonight

I forgot how actually insufferable Michael Scott is in the early seasons..he doesn't get much better but season 1, hooo boy

I need some romance book recs, please. I'm feral af for books again

Rewatching the office and holy shit I forgot how much i LOVE JIM AND PAM ahhhahahhhhhhhhhh

Welcome back yall lol

Good morning friends! ❤️

*SCREAMS INTO THE VOID* Okay anyway

I made this on stream last night and I am OVER THE MOON with how it came out!! Here's to creativity ✌️✨️

Going live in 10 minutes!! Come hang out 🐢💕 www.twitch.tv/jordles_turt...

Just a girl and her coconut mall 10 hour compilation against the world

Today, however, is for the fruits. After a week off, I am streaming Stardew Valley with friends beginning at 12pm!

I start my new job tomorrow!

Friendly reminder 💕✨️

Today is a day for writing. My brain has been asleep for too long, it's time to wake up and do the thing

Good morning friends!! Happy Fri-YAY! drink your water and do at least ONE nice thing for yourself today 💛✨️ Also just in case no one told you today, you are a cutie patootie with important things to say. Don't fever forget that 💕

Notting hill has me feeling some sort of way rn 😭

Executive dysfunction can fuck right off I Just WANNA DO THE THING But no ✨️

Good morning friends 🧡

To top off an already shit day, I threw out my back 🙃

Reading gone girl for the first time and oh my god??

I don't play Minecraft, like at all, but the "FLINT AND STEEL" line is probably my most used vocal stims right now

Good morning friends! Happy Sunday!!! 🌻☀️✨️

Prepping for some tunes today! Going live on twitch in about an hour, planning to play and sing some covers! Come hang out ✨️🎵 www.twitch.tv/jordles_turt...

Happy Saturday friends! Make sure you take some time for self care today. Even if it's small, it makes a WORLD of difference!! 💛✨️

hiya friends! friendly reminder I have a discord, if you haven't joined yet, make sure you do! discord.gg/vVJNHZTqNV It's a vibe, full of such amazing people, but it will be even more amazing if YOU were part of it too 🩷

I made these today! First time ever making jewelry, it was frustrating as hell, but I am SO happy with how they came out ahhhhhh

Anyhoo good morning friends 🧡

Last night I dreamt that I went to the movies and ended up watching despicable me with all the minions. Every seat was full.. All minions. Some were hanging from the ceiling. All were yelling. Then there's me just kicking it with a popcorn and soda. Yoooo subconscious wtf does that mean??

Last night's dream enhancer card: the four of swords! This card speaks to relaxation, rest, and introspection. I am extremely well rested today, so I think it's safe to say it worked 🤩

Pre stream asset and hindrance! Asset: the fool (new beginnings and freedom) Hindrance: the moon (illusion, and confusion) Going live in about 35 minutes!

It's Witchy Wednesday! I'll be going live on twitch starting at 4pm est, doing tarot readings and talkin' Witch Things ✨️💕 Come hang out! www.twitch.tv/jordles_turt...

2025 core

My therapist literally said to me "you are actively clawing your way out of an on fire dumpster" in regards to my life atm and I'm just over here like

*taps dances aggressively* I AM TIRED OF LIVING IN AN DYSTOPIAN HELLSCAPE

i think it's time for me to start watching the handmaid's tale again. I made it to season 2 last time before it got to be Too Much™ but i've seen people talking about it on my feed and now i lowkey wanna watch it again