okay now take your shirts off and kiss a little

Apparently it’s hump day? Sounds cheeky. 😏

Endless summer pls 🌊🏖️☀️🕶️

Could do a line of pool right now.

I typed Jimbro and it autocorrected to Jumbo. Two things can be true, I guess.

You’re cute. Say it back.

More thotty gym pics in 2026.

🫦

The mirror in my bedroom is getting a workout.

Gym is paying off!

Fuck Andy Cohen. What an absolute douche. The reunions aren’t about you Andy Cohen, sit down. No one likes you. Kathy Griffin was right about you.

I got called trade in my gym gear. Am I? 🫣

Happy Monday 🥰

So excited. We have been waiting so long!

Sympathy seeking posts, gross.

Was flirted with by the young man at the bookstore. He said my beard looked majestic. As he passed me my book, our hands brushed each others. He winked. It was nice to be flirted with. As it turns out, I must be cute. 😚

“Heated Rivalry” was overrated. The acting was expressionless. The writing left a lot to be desired and was quite clunky. And the forbidden romance trope is overdone. It was fine. But not worth the hype.

If King Boo had an alt account it would be Goon Ghost.

New undies 💅

Another one, thank you.

Speedo-oh no she betta don’t. ☀️

On holidays from work. I feel so relaxed and so happy. This is wonderful. I deserve this.

I don’t see the appeal of getting dicked down by the biggest cock. Give me a lovely dad dick any day.

10kg down. Still taking stupid gym pics every day.

The duality of a man.

What’s the fuss with fisting about? I don’t get it.

Wear your hottest underwear for yourself. And, for compliments.

Add Renee Rapp to the list.

Happy 20th anniversary to Madonna's dance opus "Confessions On A Dance Floor."

💪

Mullet owners: you really think growing it out makes it look better?

These feckless 🚬’s are really making me wanna chew bricks today. Pull ya head in ya muppet fucks.

People who wear flip-flops in rainy weather have a death wish.

The next four weeks of concerts are going to be insane! - Addison Rae - Sharon Van Etten - Kacey Musgraves - Doja Cat - Blusher - Rebecca Black - Lady Gaga The next year (so far): - Kesha - Sophie Ellis Bextor - Vanessa Amorosi - Bernard Fanning

Holemania 🥵

Well, you just gonna sit there and look?

Post a non-religious image you this of as holy

Hey siri, play “Lift” by Shannon Noll.

I love LGBTQ culture.

Reading all the terrible reviews for “Alls Fair” makes me even more excited to watch it.

New undies. 😏

Does anyone else hear something that sounds similar to the Stranger Things intro on “Pussy Palace”?

Jim bro 💪

A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif

Why do people post profile pics of them looking extraordinarily sad. Are people allergic to being happy?

It’s a rainy miserable day. The perfect day for reading a book and cuddling up on the couch. But here I am, at work.

The new Lily Allen is incredible!

Just booked Japan with my boyfriend. I’ve never been to Japan. I’ve never been on a big trip like this with my boyfriend. I’m so fucking excited. 🥹

It’s wild that stores, restaurants or service operators have to display their expectations of kindness towards their staff. Whatever happened to being kind as the baseline to being a decent human? Kindness costs nothing.