If you don't like using the functions min(x, y), max(x, y), sign(x), round(x), ⌊x⌋, or ⌈x⌉ in maths then you are automatically not allowed to use |x| (/silly)

The government told me I'm immune to propaganda :D shoutout to them

More software should just use the web browser for UI instead of doing its own thing. Unless you know how to make a program without including a ton of bloat for UI (looking at you Electron) then just open 127.0.0.1:XXXXX in my web browser and call it a day, no need to overcomplicate things

I'm not usually a hater but Node.js should not exist, Javascript has only one place in this world and that is frontend web dev

no no NO NO NONONOO my RAM can NOT be failing NOW??

If you write 3½, I am going to exclusively interpret it as 1.5 out of principle.

hhhh time goes so fast let me pause time for several weeks at a time

Twelve perfect logicians are trapped in a room, the first logician has one dice, the second logician has two dice, and so on. Each logician is wearing a different coloured hat representing a specific angle around the hue circle. If anyone has any information regarding their whereabouts, let us know

what the hell is a fish

What the heck are the other gas marks even for if everything ever just uses gas mark 7 or 6

mi pali e sijelo sin pi lipu YouTube · sijelo ni li toki pona taso! o lukin: youtube.com/@jansijuwan

What the hell

My first post of 2025!!!!

some random characters

A lot of weird stuff has happened to me these past couple years

sijelo mi li wile lape mi wile ala lape mi lon supa lape mi mi sike e kala tonsi mi mi pilin pona a

mun li suno suli a wawa

lol my toki pona posts get way more engagement for some reason

toki! toki kama la mi toki pona taso lon lipu Bluesky :P (ni li lon ala li musi) mi open kama sona lon suno nanpa 1 lon mun nanpa 9 sina ale li pilin seme a!

@jadetheyinglet.bsky.social weh!

pilin mi li pona a!

jan ale o, toki a! mi kama sona e toki pona :3 toki pona li toki suwi >w<

Trans rights are human rights!

@evilrat.xyz h

Today is the 10 year anniversary of my username and presence on the internet! I was gonna do something special to mark the occasion but life got in the way Y'all are amazing :D

One of the 55 minecraft mods I have installed changes ALL OF THE TITLE SCREEN SPLASH TEXTS TO THEIR OWN CUSTOM ONES, whoever developed that mod, I hate you!

so glad I brought deltarune before it crashed the ENTIRE STEAM STORE

Deltarune tomorrow

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Yayy I managed to get all my data back on my PC after accidentally corruping both my main hard drive AND my backup drive at the same time! Hardware is NOT my forte

Lol

I love screaming into the empty void

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π day Friday!

Stand in the Rain

Yippeee

FINALLY got my redirect site back online, now my pinned post actually works! Speaking of pinned posts my old pinned post on twitter was "You should always love blue cheese but more importantly yourself ❤️"

How do some people post like 50 times a day I'm sitting here after a week trying to think of one post idea Oh wait I have an idea! It goes: "How do some people post like 50 times a day... ... And then I died from hitting the max recursion depth. Moral of the story: Implement a base case you FOOL

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How the heck do I already have 15 followers woah

Just had a dream where @captaindisillusion.bsky.social was livestreaming having dinner with Shigeru Miyamoto, Reggie Fils-Aimé, and my grandma

I've rented out the number 83 for 2 weeks, please don't use it anywhere without my permission

Pls stop following me to advertise your profile If you follow like a quadrillion people and you look like you're selling something or just a bot then you're getting blocked I want my follower count to genuinely reflect the people who are interested in my stuff, at least for now

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Where do all these logic problems keep finding all these perfect logicians??? I've only been able to find imperfect logicians

Yayyyy 45² :D Glad I'm gonna get to see 2¹¹ as well

Merry christmas everyone!

Hey did you hear about Tom Nook He was hit by truc resp in please 🪦🪦🚛

Oops forgot to post for like a month