The band Driveways has vastly overrated my interest in hearing Boston area news broadcasts from the 70’s

RIP Ted Turner

I’m rewatching Spawn and I’m pretty sure I haven’t seen it since in theaters in 1997 and holy shit it might actually be worse than I remember. 30 minutes in and it is absolute trash

It’s been lost to history, but every single my chem fan HATED three cheers when it first came out, myself included.

Jfc can I get a game that doesn’t start with 7 hours of cutscenes

Relegate villa

Phoenix Rising has a guy named Socko?

I’m houndsmaxxing

My toxic trait is that I tweet “come on you hounds” before a hounds game

Tell me I’m wrong

Hold Lowe at third for the inevitable walk brings him home

Pittsburgh 10 Cincinnati 3 2nd 48 degrees

10 runs on 5 hits in 2 innings is an insane box score

Henry Davis may suck but at least he always gives 100%

This is the craziest baseball game I’ve seen in a damn minute

I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many walks in a row. Wonder what the record is.

Mlodzinski is weird cuz some of his pitches are nasty but also some of them are atrocious. Real high ceiling low floor kind of guy. I get the appeal.

That was catchable I feel

Konner Griffin thinking there was only one out there. I’ll let it slide fella.

That was a weird balk. Never seen someone get so close to throwing a pitch then not throw it. Got us a run tho so I’m into it.

The Dragon Rebarnes

Eddie Howe is trying to murder me

TWICE?!?!

Sorry I was watching Dragonheart, they let Henry Davis hit a homerun? Lol and lmao

Join the Norman invasion of England probably and forever affect the English language

Squirrel Hill, Oakland, Shadyside

I recently bought the game Ball X Pit and I think I might have a slight addiction issue

Yinz wanna see my noods

Need an album to listen to while I make dinner on a chilly rainy dreary afternoon

Wait wait wait Calais Campbell did WHAT?!

Finna (fixing to) go out on the front porch and listen to a podcast and drink a beer

I remember back when Kevin Correia played for the Pirates I was at a game where he did something dumb and I yelled “go back to Korea!” and some dude near me goes “you know his not from Korea right?” yeah thanks Rand McNally

lol what

That was a Kessel-level wrister

The one thing I don’t see a lot of people talking about in here tonight is that is the Pens don’t win this game tonight, their chances of winning this series decrease dramatically.

The flyers are such pieces of shit. Every penalty against them they throw their hissy fits. Absolute babies.

I’ve never seen a goalie lift his own net off the moorings like Vladar. Dude can’t take a piss without knocking the net 3 inches off the ice.

Elmer is Spanish for the ocean

Silovs looks SHAKY. Rebound control is nil

Me opening a pack of starburst:

Hate to say it but might be time to put Jimerson out to pasture. Get that other dude in there. He fucking kills. Big dude. You know the guy.

There used to be a time where I’d log in to work and it would be hours, HOURS until something happened to annoy the piss out of my and now I’m lucky if fifteen minutes goes by before I want to kill someone.

Went to government center today and picked up some new records. Very pleased. “Domestica” by cursive, “album of the year” by the good life (Tim Kasher yinz) and “home like no place is there” by hotelier

“Oh Gus, don’t be Leah Hextall’s bangs”

Now how’s he gonna get traded for Malkin

Fuck the Milwaukee Brewers

Them Buccos

Great hitting by reynolds

Gritty has always been lame

The spoonerism for Bob Nutting sounds like British slang for gay sex