I hate Newcastle United. Stopped watching that shit team play like shit at the 37’ mark. If they can’t be bothered, why should I

There’s nothing better for the soul than the smell that permeates your house the whole day you’re making something in the slow cooker. Got me a beef stew going down right now and it’s all I can do not to bury my face in the still raw meat

Hey look it’s an excellent album you all should listen to

What is Karlsson doing

Newcastle United has a real problem with our strikers not getting scoring chances and not taking shots. We have an overall problem with our players not shooting but our strikers don’t even look like they’re trying to put it in the net.

Ugh I went to turn the Penguins game on to watch instead and it just went into intermission now I gotta turn Newcastle United back on

Someone needs to direct this ref to the part of the rule book that says he can card the home team too

Jason Pierre Paul in 2015:

Trippier is so cooked man

Yoh may be enjoying this west ham scoreline right now but remember this:

I now have exactly 50 cans of Conway in my house

Leandro Trossard looks like if Evan Peters had a vitamin deficiency

It’s so cold out that it’s one of those things like “I gotta step outside and experience how cold this feels” and it’s fucking cold as shit out there man. Take it from me. The Jim Cantore of Pittsburgh Bluesky.

I think I hated the ending of Bugonia

Watched an episode of the Pitt with Marie today and man that show is dumb who the fuck enjoys this shit

Millennials are killing the killing industry

Someone on Reddit called me a colonizer because I’m YIMBY lol

NIMBY chuds are the worst fucking people.

Omfg Benfica

Update: we bare bottom spanked them the rest of the game and should have won. Proud of this team.

Woltemade is like “ok I’ve got the ball, what’s the opposite of trying to shoot” and then he does that

Update: we are getting bare bottom spanked by PSG

We’re about to get bare bottom spanked by PSG

Last night I finished the original Mistborn trilogy and it was EXCELLENT. Highly recommend. It’s not high fantasy so even if you’re not super into the genre, you should check it out. Lot more accessible than wheel of time.

I know it’s only been two episodes but knight of the seven kingdoms is excellent so far.

I hate Mike McCarthy and I hate his appointment so much that I’m getting dangerously close to a position I almost never hold: wanting my team to fail so as to enact change.

You know, now that enough time has passed, I think if you take it for what it is, a cheesy semi serious movie, Spider-Man 3 is actually pretty good. I like it.

lol Seahawks

that penguins rookie winger be like

Incredible goal. The play at the line. The pass. The broken camera.

Whenever the announcer says the name Sasson

Wow the broncos starting quarterback is Oprah’s husband? And he has a canon???

Someone do a photoshop of that Pirlo pic but it’s Bruno and the shirt says “no Bruno no victory”

I don’t think Howe is a good coach because of the win Wednesday. I think we got outplayed and out coached by a fucking Dutch team. Difference is they made a few mistakes we capitalized off of. And then one long ball goal.

Absolutely insane to me how many people are still out driving round on 51 right now.

Elite shoveling music imo

Fuck this I’m going to go shovel

When the first few bars of Informer play:

Be softer, villa

Sell Anthony Gordon to Saudi Arabia against his will

Man do I love Harvey Barnes

It’s not why we’re losing but this ref has been bad

I’m not sure there’s much to read into this game beyond “villa are better than Newcastle United” They’re better coached by an absolute fucking mile.

Without Bruno and Sandro we might not attempt a forward pass all game. Nick Pope gonna have the most touches

By the way, Newcastle United, that’s what can happen when you actually try and shoot the ball at the opponents fucking goal

Harvey Barnes is the best player in the world.

I don’t think I can remember hearing him say his own name does he say “Wissa” or “Vissa?” Why do people say “Vissa” he’s not German. Do Congolese people also say a W as a V?

SandrOMG