≽^•⩊•^≼ Me rn:

≽^•⩊•^≼ STILL dealing with this damn hacker. Still putting out fires. Never trusting anyone ever again. 🫠

≽^•⩊•^≼ Come int with my beautiful boy at @leporidaeinhell. Goodnight. 😊

Introducing "I was a cop up top, had some....strange past times, got me sent here, now I'm a hit man for overlords, crazy world, eh?' Peter Cotton "Cmon darlin, you messed with the wrong person and they want ya dead, nothing personal~" The jackrabbit.

Introducing "Come now darling put down the sword, I can be civil, given the chance~." Garent "Oh please, what's a few villages when the reward is a new power in the world, plus, its rather fun to watch." The Frozen Rose. "You could offer me gold if you like, but those artifacts caught my eye~"

"It's a throwaway world..."

He reanimates at the quell of the fire, exhaling slowly. Then, he crosses the deck and gently pats Simon on the arm. Wordlessly. There's been quite enough noise.

"You... really think so?" The héroka's anxious expression broke into a beaming smile of his own, eyes illuminating with delight. "Thank you! You're the first person to think so."

“ Knock , Knock Guess who’s there. It’s me, the joke of the day and here to make you laugh.” bsky.app/profile/did:...

V-Very... I didn't know you... I mean, to look at you, you wouldn't think— [Oop, that could've been accidentally offensive.] N-Not that I'm saying you're not attractive! I just didn't think you were... endowed... [Aaand he's hiding his face. Flustered deer.]

About to tease Simon about not being the friendliest, Beau is cut off when the fire grabs Simon's attention. He stares at it in absolute horror, eyes wide and ears bolt upright.

≽^•⩊•^≼ Sorry for the absence, my computer got infected and my accounts hacked, so I've been putting out fires. Responses will resume tonight, thank you so much for your patience. 🩷

His ears perk as he feels eyes on him, the boy turning slowly. "—!"

≽^•⩊•^≼ Feeling rough today, please bear with me.

❝ 𝙼𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 ❞ - - - - - - - - - - ×𓁺× - - - - - - - - - - ♰ Tw; Contɑins dɑrk themes 𖤐 Dm's open for plotting ♰ fandomless oc. - - - - - - - - - - ×𓁺× - - - - - - - - - - ↓ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ↓

≽^•⩊•^≼ Honk shoo mimimimi

[His ears shoot up, and with a soft snap, his antlers fall to the ground. Huh, not just fear that breaks them.] Oh wow... That is... You're... And that's... Wow...

He feels a little silly as the current shifts and he realises the thing he was addressing was simply a trick of the light. Shaking it off, he kneels beside Simon, not touching him, but just being there. "Hey..." he murmurs softly. "Take a breather. Everything is going to be okay."

Ch— Y— Hh— [He stumbles over his attempts at words, faltering as his blush deepens.] P-Pretty man...

"We need to patch up that break," Beau states firmly, staring at the splintered glass and the eyes beyond. "What are you looking at?" he asks the creature, not unkindly. "You can't come in, I'm afraid. We're not accepting guests right now."

Beau immediately tears a piece off his tunic and wipes Simon's face, a whimper in his throat. He can't disguise how bad that is. "Oh no... Nononono. Wash your mouth out, quick!" He grabs the bottle of water and hands it to Simon, ears flattening. "Whatever you do, don't swallow."

Despite having just given her the information, Beau pouts at her using it. He doesn't like to be thought of as naive due to his youth. "I'm not surprised, considering what's befallen you before."

[Deer.exe has crashed.]

"Are you suggesting vice versa? Goodness, I could never. I'm not dominant enough a member of my species to lay claim to anyone." He pouted a little at this confession, though perked up at Valentine's comment. "Does the colour suit me~?"

"Are you marking me?" Beau teased, giggling at the kisses, his eyes creasing at the corners. "Property of Valentine, do not steal~?"

"24," he admitted sheepishly. "Not old at all, barely an adult in my dimension. My kind live for thousands of years too, we reach this age and our bodies no longer change. But I'm in my first year of being 24."

Beau is already offering an arm to help him climb back up, looking relieved as Simon makes it onto the deck again. "Black Boxes are... information holders?" he attempts, eyeing the box in Simon's hands. "They collect data, right? Maybe the previous captain left something on there for you to find."

≽^•⩊•^≼ Limited signal, replies will be sparce. 👀

"Ooh, you are intolerable," Beau growled. "Fine. Name your price. Whatever it takes that I don't die here."

"Oh Redhorn," he gasped, draping his wings around her like a safety blanket. "Goodness, you've been through a lot. I'm lucky enough to have evaded pain myself, at least physically, but it's catching up with me now. I suppose as I've gotten older, I've become easier to detect."

A little shiver of delight ran through his spine, his ears folding down before fanning out, the tips of the vanes tickling Valentine's cheek. "I feel like I belong when I'm with you," he whispered back. "Like everything fits into place."

He snuck onto a movie set and he's getting creative with the props — the silly deer did not get arrested. ...yet.

≽^•⩊•^≼ Up and attem tomorrow, sleep now. 🥰

He normally wanted to protest that he was far from perfect, but in this moment, he felt like those words rang true. "Thank you," he breathed.

"N-No, it... was perfect. You're perfect." Beau placed a kiss at the corner of his lips, a shy smile upon his own.

He moves to catch her, feathered wings tinted with gold unfurling from his back and enveloping her in softness as he helps her rebalance. "Much, thank you. Yana, I'll remember that. I'm sorry for your predicament, royalty is never the idealistic life the media portrays it to be."

"What've you found?" Beau calls down, eyeing one of the water bottles before chancing a sip. He feels marginally better for it.

≽^•⩊•^≼ My finger slipped—

He trilled and flicked an ear against Valentine's hand, eyes lidding, thick black lashes crowning those deep brown irises.

He copied the motion, fingers resting at the nape of Valentine's neck and gently teasing it as he nuzzled into their kiss.

"I certainly wouldn't begrudge the aid, and a friend of the forest is a friend of mine," Beau stated with a warm smile. "I'd have been in real trouble if you hadn't saved me, having you around would be invaluable. Oh, where are my manners? I haven't even introduced myself, and to a Princess no ~

Beau nods and grabs the lifejacket, kneeling before carefully lowering it into the crawlspace for Simon, not wanting it to get damaged from the fall. "You've got this! Might even find more supplies in there."

"Tu as été sculpté par les dieux eux-mêmes..." He bumps his nose gently against Valentine's own, then leans in for a proper kiss.

* 𝗔𝗫𝗜𝗦 𝗠𝗢𝗗𝗘𝗟 𝟬𝟭𝟰 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗬 𝗧𝗢 𝗚𝗨𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗧. ＡＸＩＳ ＭＯＤＥＬ ０１４ #UTYDRRP | #MVRP

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He moved his head ever-so-slightly, the next kiss just a little closer to Valentine's lips. "Pas de problème~"