happy girthday

My top 10 tips getting good at reversing game exes for modding (5 years of experience): 1) do it a bunch 2) do it a bunch 3) do it a bunch 4) do it a bunch 5) do it a bunch 6) do it a bunch 7) do it a bunch 8) do it a bunch 9) do it a bunch 10) wonder to yourself why you ever wanted to do this

Everyone reading this technically survived the titanic

Runtime bone stuff again

dicks out for mohg

In the end, the real epstein files were the friends we made along the way

I have talked about this before in several places, but to restate it again to a more public audience; please do not play the "Demon's Souls Expanded Mod" by SirAw50m3. He has continuously stolen mods from others to add to his own without any permission; including myself several times. (1/4)

BALLS

I am eating this entire bag of mozzarella and none of you shits van stop me

mosquitoes are working for the corporate elite to acquire blood without those outdated ritualistic sacrifices

how does the michelin man reproduce??

I was reading the epstein files and ███████ that ██████████████ ██████████████ where ████ █████████████████████

sactorio

Spiders hidden in MY coat??

"I disagree you can't just say that tuna is better than~" Be honest who would win in a fight?

Salmon is just inferior tuna tbh

smoffee: coffee preloaded with smint mints

I guess the world just isn't ready for sex 2

For some reason I keep accidentally turning the player into an ant while reversing. Totally not what I'm trying to achieve but the result remains funny

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Those silica bags that say "do not eat"? The corporate elite simply does not want you to know how tasty they are.

Tramp stamps are for extra traction to the ground much like spoilers on cars. Nobody talks about this

How do I save drafts on this godforsaken app

Bad news for all the cum in the world: I just woke up

They were. They failed.

Reasonable mfers are always like "let's talk about it"

I have successfully uploaded my consciousness to pornhub and all I got was a handjob... From myself.

Metting garried

Adding fall damage back into nightreign :weedchamp:

I'm totally open for special funding from the Whitehouse. I will even stop making fun of right wingers! Pinky promise!

No, your honor, I did not overthrow the entire Gambian government with just pictures of my feet. My armpits were also involved

Let me explain: *breaks down in expressive dance*

I swear there's cohesive thoughts in this head. They're usually about McDonald's breakfast and quaternions but they're cohesive nonetheless

why do we always have to pee so bad can’t we just pee so good

How do we get all the piss out of drinking water nobody knows

I firmly believe that we need to ACT NOW and start teaching cats how to safely operate firearms.

Imma be real

Considering to think about doing something

A microwave designed to make food only moderately warm

Probably late to this discussion but I'd eat a Pokémon

When the elderly die I may finally be able to buy a house without parting with any of my organs

SMG (shaking my girth)

I have decided to withdraw from the 2028 presidential election.

Nightreign

A single chicken burger too many

Hey folks! Long time no see, glad to see video support got added while I was away. Now that Elden Ring DLC enemy randomizer is (relatively) stable at v0.11.1, I got around to updating Elden Resizer! so here is a short trailer for it.

Bookstores in Kuala Lumpur are built different

Putting all my funds into developing a gun that shoots spiders

Runtime raycasting and bullet-less ffx spawn for elden ring. Need to brag about the shit I build more.