What if we allow our military to use Mar-a-Lago for artillery practice?

No one wants to hear from Mitt Romney. He is irrelevant.

I’m confused as to why the NFL would invite ice cream to the Super Bowl. I’ve had Blue Bunny and it’s only OK.

I detest the idea of masked men and women with firearms roaming our streets.

No shoes, no shorts, ICE; no service.

Send the National Guard to The Villages, hotbed of crime!

I understand that the National Guard deployed the 443rd Barista Regiment to Portland to study and learn better methods.

The NFL found a way to deter Trump from attending the Super Bowl by inviting Bad Bunny to be the halftime show. Bravo NFL. Now — about them Cowboys …..

Trump will again cry and whine that he deserves the Peace Prize because it was he alone that stopped an 8th war; ……. between the Portland Trail Blazers and the Armenian National Team.

Prayers and thoughts going out to our brave brothers and sisters in Portland.

I’ve heard this is going to be a HUGE hit in Mexico this year. Apparently, they didn’t know we too celebrate the Day of the Dead.

Trump gives off so much gas and detritus that he was long considered a large bodied comet.

Can we get him another Senior club championship trophy, paint it gold and call it the Depends Peace Prize?

I could really use a cake doughnut, And release of the Epstein Files.

I'm sure if you go outside and virtue signal, one of their reps will be right around

Does anyone have the number of Antifa customer service? My manual came stapled and I specifically asked for spiral bound.

After 8 months of this administration, we have a small sample. Well actually, it’s a rather large, incredibly large, sample. Trump’s Depends let go in the middle of the night and Melania just had the Secret Service take her to a Holiday Inn.

Why don’t people on Bluesky reply with vitriol? Where are our chops? Thank-you for your time. I appreciate it very much.

I wish they would remake the 1943 film “Watch on the Rhine.” I wish the sequel would be titled “Watch for the Epstein Files.”

Did social media release the tortured souls, or did it create the tortured souls who inundate us with their bad poetry? I’ll have my coffee now.

Does Melania strike anyone as the type to make conjugal prison visits?

I wonder who the poor bastard is who is destined to become Stephen Miller’s cellmate?

I don’t know about the rest of you but, I like my constitutional rights, and I’m prepared to fight to keep them. To hell with dictators.

I have some extraordinary nieces and I’m proud of them.

Do bras really, truly get that dirty?

Folks; be extraordinary. Our country will need the best out of each of us to rebuild the free - and compassionate - society we want.

“American Democracy; bigger, stronger, and better than before!” 2032 President Newsom reelection campaign slogan.

I for one am definitely NOT giving American democracy the big kiss-off.

It may be just me but —- I think the engagements on this site are more enlightened, deeper, broader in scope, and definitely more relevant and interesting than the previous site recreated by Musk for recalcitrant racists.

Visitors to the White House will soon start hearing the PSA announcing: “Mind the gap in mental acuity.”

Breaking: Lindsey Halligan, Trump’s new US Attorney, will unveil later today her perfected “hair toss” that she will use to win prosecutions.

PLEASE God/dess, don’t let Tony Blair ANYWHERE near Gaza.

I’ve decided on the title of my own memoir - borrowed 100% from the 1978 film - “IN PRAISE OF OLDER WOMEN.” And I do mean it.

Je suis prêt à être le Maximilien Robespierre américain pour la prochaine phase.

As of this week, I accept there’s a Gulf of America. It’s not a body of water, it’s the deluded separation occurring from our allies, from economic principles and from our Constitutional protections.

That a mentally unstable person is allowed to remain in office will be part of the case in the prosecution of Congressional members for dereliction of duty.

ICE unveiled their new agency motto; “Kidnappings Are Us.”

Is it true that today is Mark Hamill’s birthday? I hope someone gets him a cake and y’all say “Happy birthday.”

A government shutdown should mean ICE goons not getting paid. I Wonder if they’ll be as eager to do kidnappings without pay?

To America’s farmers betrayed by Trump after voting for him; “I’m soy sorry!”

😉 💥 You

Confession #2: I loved Claudine Longet.

Trump is one nasty third grader!

The problem with satire is having posts “liked” by the very obvious (to me) targets. Take Benny Johnson …. My older brother taught me exceedingly well.

The other day, Susan Collins held a Teams meeting with Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries instructing them on the finer points of lip pursing & saying “I’m concerned.” Chuck & Hakeem also practiced saying “I’m sure he’s learned a lesson.” So proud of them as they get released back into the party.

I’d put my trust in Gavin Newsom, AOC, Jasmine Crockett, and Mark Carney to know how to actually run a government.

Alright folks, we know where these damn fascists want to drag us. Well - f*ck that sh*t! It’s go time so; Man up! And if you’re feeling really ambitious, Woman up!

I’m extremely fortunate to live in a part of the country where I have access to heirloom apples that ripen throughout September and October. I love Baldwins, Northern and Red Spy, Sweet Bough and Black Oxford. God bless those who have preserved these species!!

Non-denominational Confession: Watching clips of Trump’s absolutely bonkers UN speech brought up an immediate recall of my favorite line from a film. “Homo indominitus non est.” - Braveheart (1995) I’m proud to have used that line once in a meeting when I got irritated.

See! She’s funny AND cool! Some people were born with their A game.