I cannot get anyone at the resort to turn on the Sabres game for me. I’m living through the TL.

Breaking: Key figure in the Epstein Files, known for his friendship with Epstein, launches a war in a bid to distract from Epstein Files.

Been in Mexico for 24 hours.. may never return.

They’re covering The Cars “Just What I Needed” on Bridgerton. Bravo.

I’ll be on a beach in Cancun tomorrow. Officially in vacation mode. ☀️😎

OMG I ALREADY BOUGHT MY WEEKEND VIP LFG!!!!!!

I love my mom, but I’m still going.

Woke GOAT

Johnny is not messing around for the Closing Ceremonies. Slay Queen.

Jack Eichel always. BOOOOO.

(Now I can go to Wegmans.)

HUGHES!!!!!!!!!!

LET’S GO. BURY THEM.

I love Canada in general, but F those guys during this hockey game. Can’t even score on 5 on 3. USA. TAGE. MERICA.

Just watched If I Had Legs I’d Kick You.. what a crazy, accurate depiction of feeling overwhelmed by everything all of the time.

Go off, Ilia.

Borderland lineup is being announced this week! 🎉

IB Profen and coffee to prep for 2000s Emo Night because we’re all in our 40s now 😭

Precautionary reasons. He better be okay.

Don’t let them score. Ever again.

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

FIRST OLYMPIC FIGURE SKATING CHAMP WHO PROBABLY HAS MARSHAWN LYNCH IN HER CELLPHONE AND ALSO HAS A LIP PIERCING

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Now Graylyn is closing?! 😩

If you thought you were flying into or out of BUF today…probably not.. at least, not on time.

They’re selling sex in the freezer section at Wegmans.

35 mins for the Deluxe Edition to sell out is the lawd telling me I don’t really need it, Megan.

“Well, if we go after everyone in the Epstein Files, that could mean multiple countries could lose their leadership and collapse!” THEY RAPED AND MURDERED CHILDREN AND USED THEIR MONEY AND POWER TO AVOID JUSTICE. I DO NOT FUCKING CARE. SET THEM ALL ON FIRE.

These Canadians are killing this ice dance. Costumes, music… everything is on point. Beautiful.

Got to get away for a couple of days and see the sun and spend some time connecting with my peers from the North East Region in Dallas. These are some Grade A humans. And also authentic Tex Mex. 🤤

GUYS!!

3 hour flight and I’m next to the loudest, most obnoxious man on this plane. I’m on the window, I always let the middle seat use the armrest and he keeps jabbing me in the side with his elbow. If I didn’t work for this company and wasn’t traveling for work, I would say something. He also smells.

#Eminem #DonaldTrump

When I die, please make sure I am buried in a replica of Lady Gaga’s dress from the 2026 Superbowl Halftime Show.

kid rock makes music for parents who don’t have custody

STEF DIGGS POSTPONED JAIL FOR THIS BRO

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Go Seagulls.

Ugh why do I have a 05:30 flight tomorrow? Poor planning on my part.

Okay Mack.. I’ll allow it. I still hope you lose.

I need the Seagulls to get a TD and to completely shut out the Pedo Protectors.

Oooh what did the football say? I missed it.

GAGA

Is Pedro Pascal on the Bad Bunny set?

The 19 year old just came in the living room and said, “I hope the Seagulls win,” and that is what I am now calling them forever. Go Seagulls.

Did I miss Green Day?

The art on the back of Gubanova’s costume is breathtaking.. are we kidding right now? 😍

Figure skating until the Bad Bunny concert.

Good morning from my cold and snowy neighborhood.

August 7th it is!