I haven’t been on bluesky in a minute, are people being normal about the life of a showgirl over here or are people being weird about it like on threads, tiktok, X, and tumblr? 😵‍💫

Hello bluesky! Guess it’s time for a little life update: -I started a new job, it wasn’t what I wanted but it’s a start and it’s been an interesting challenge. -I’m taking my drivers test tomorrow and I am determined to pass! Yes, I’m aware 15 years late to the game. -My 31st birthday is Sunday!

Abbott Elementary GC edition! Doesn’t post-Gregory because he finds them overwhelming and hates them Wall of text-Janine but Barbara posts in all caps Spammer-Ava & Tariq with memes, Jacob with news/GFM links, Barbara with Bible verses GC name-Melissa Alternative GC-Ava, Melissa, Barbara, and Jacob

Gossip Girl GC edition! Who doesn’t post-Chuck but he lurks for the tea Wall of text-Serena Meme spammer-Rufus but Lily spams baby pics of her grandkids GC name-Blair Alternative GC-there’s a 1000 separate GCs because at any given time someone has beef with someone else but Chuck is in all of them

Modern Family GC imagine 😅 -Jay doesn’t post -Claire writes the walls of text -Phil spams with memes and it’s a bit of a problem, but -Phil came up with the name -There’s 10 different Dunphy/Pritchett family GCs.

This is what I’d imagine a GC with the One Tree Hill characters would be: -Lucas doesn’t post, Nathan only replies with an emoji to everything Haley says -Haley writes the wall of text -Brooke spams with memes -Haley came up with the name -Brooke, Haley, Peyton are in their own GC

Does anyone else ever think about what it’d look like if the characters in your favorite tv show were in a group chat together? Which character doesn’t post? Who writes the wall of text? Who dumps memes and photos with no context? Who came up with the GC name? Who’s all in an alternative group chat?

I saw this on the skyline and wanted to join 💖 What’s my vibe?

I’m catching up on #GH but what business does Drew have offering to mentor Kai in politics considering he got himself involved in not one, but TWO sex scandals within 6 months winning public office for the first time?

I’m back what’s the haps?

I started a swiftie discord last night if anyone wants to join! There’s even different channels for talking about life stuff, your fave era, and other things to help break the ice if you’ve never been a part of group chats or if you want to make new internet friends. Come say hi! discord.gg/Dxsx3xhQ

Hey #swiftiesky I have a proposal for y’all while we wait for Taylor’s next project…

4 months later: J.J.’s still a little demon. Tonight he took a chicken bone off my plate at dinner 😒 He’s still the cutest little demon though, so I guess he’s sticking around.

In addition to my love of books & Taylor Swift, I’m also obsessed with soap operas & decided to start a book club for fellow fans. This is a repost from my TV/soap alt account & you can find the links to the clubs on fable in the original thread 😊#soapsky #gh #yr #bold #days #atwt #gl #amc #oltl

I have a job interview this week and I applied for another position this evening. I think I’m going to treat myself by getting a burrito for dinner instead of cooking!

This wasn’t an onion headline?! 😭

Hello bloomfies 😊 I’m alive lol. I haven’t been too active on here lately as I’m trying to get my life together lmao. But I have a job interview this week and I’m applying for another role I’m really excited about so hopefully good things are on the horizon for meeeee 🥹🤞🏻

Update on this little monster: he’s a boy 👹 and yesterday alone he brought a garter snake in the house and dropped it in the water bowl 😩 and he has an affinity for stealing bread like an orphaned street urchin.

I was feeling slightly better today and went outside for about 15 minutes to get some fresh air and now I feel like I have a new sinus infection on top of the one I already have 🤧

Updating the list for March! If you’re active and want to be added let me know and make sure you share this so others can find the active swifties to follow!! go.bsky.app/CVJB4Ls

Random as the world turns thoughts (I watching some old eps and clips on YouTube while sick) Gabriel grew on me significantly, and he was a decent contrast to Parker for pushing the YA scene to greater storyline prominence. It would’ve been fun to see what they did with him as they got older. #ATWT

🦋 swifties, what Taylor songs do y’all associate with your favorite fictional ships? I’ll go first: Haley & Nathan from One Tree Hill-So High School

🔙| 2 years ago Taylor Swift kicked of the highest grossing tour of all time “The Eras Tour”. It had over 10 MILLION attendees, plus thousands of people watching from home via livestream. Today it’s going to be honored as the “Tour of The Century” at the iHeart Radio Music Awards!

They’re clowning on the bird app for the 2 year anniversary of the eras tour and the iheartradio music awards tonight, are we clowning here too? What’s the situation?

Last post on here was 3 weeks ago…oops 🫣

it’s really easy to fall into being a pathological people pleaser fighting in only one person’s army and it can be really easy to end up neglecting your own feelings in the process take care of other people but also take care of yourselves

If you’re a swiftie who is in multiple fandoms, can we do a multifandom show & tell and make this a thing? You can share clips, edits, gifs, fan art, or whatever from other fandoms you’re in. I want to see what other things y’all like! #multifandomshowandtellsunday

Haven’t been on this app for a minute 😅 I keep saying I’ll fully switch over from X but I have an active book club GC and almost 15 years of posts on there that I don’t want to archive and go through yet. What’s new with everybody?!

It’s funny listening to a song you’ve listened to a million times and then you finally get it the millionth and first time 😭 I’m listening to Oops! I did it again and when she says to the guy who got the titanic locket “oh you shouldn’t have 😐” how did I not realize she was being passive aggressive?

Totally forgot to update but turns out this is a boy kitty (his name is J.J.) 😂 and once he figured out that he could play me like a fiddle, he dropped the sweet and snuggly act and has been in his brat era ever since 🫠 also he’s getting fixed on Valentine’s Day!

What do y’all got on your Super Bowl party menus tomorrow? I’m making cheesesteak sliders for Philadelphia, bbq wings for Kansas City, chips and guacamole, and maybe some brownies too.

Oh this was interesting!

This is why Buckeye chick is the superior weather predicting groundhog 🥰

Taylor in her house that she paid for with her songs, coming off the best run of her career so far, with her NFL tight end bf and cats while this miserable and pathetic shell of a man desperately clings for relevance:

I found this sweet girl hanging out outside the door of a truck stop, very obviously cold, hungry, and in need of love, snuggles, and food. It was below freezing so I took it in for the night and I posted in a couple of local fb groups to see if she belongs to anyone living near where we found her 🥺

I posted this in the other app but I wanted to share it on here too! I noticed my mental health has been backsliding lately and I made a “main character moment” playlist for those moments when I need to force myself to do something and I made a “Taylor’s Version” and put it on a bingo card 😂

Who wants to go in on the $3500 inflatable friendship bracelet? We can trade it amongst ourselves!

I have a confession to make: for years I thought the voice at the beginning of London Boy was yogurt boy because I had never heard his voice before (until I learned later it was Idris Elba). I still don’t know what he sounds like.

Just realized I have less than a week until my webinar with BGSU’s graduate admissions department. I know it’s silly to be nervous about a Q & A session over zoom but I am. On top of my imposter syndrome, I keep wondering if it’s a mistake to pursue a master’s degree in this political climate.

I’m sorry but this is cruel, why does it look like the stuffed animals are in prison? 😭 they didn’t do anything wrong, set them free!!!

Hey swiftie friends, I started a virtual swiftie book club if anyone wants to join in 🫶 you can follow it on here @dearreaderbookclub.bsky.social and join the fable group discussion from the link in the bio 😊

🚨🤍 Friendly reminder that my account is a safe space, everyone is welcome. Any gender, any faith, any sexuality. You are welcome here, you are loved and your rights matter.

Last night I watched The Invisible Man (2020) and even though I’m not a horror fan, I really enjoyed it and I want to expand my horizons a bit more. So what are some horror films in that same vein? More scary and tense as opposed to straight up gore?

Haven’t been very active on here this last week because I’ve been sick most of it 🥴 feeling a lot better but feeling overwhelmed about everything that I have to catch up on that I haven’t been able to do while sick 😭

You’d think that after 30 years on this planet that I’d know myself well enough to know that I am not the kind of person who can read a couple chapters of a book and then put it down and fall asleep. Alas, here we are at almost 4am after tearing through another book in one sitting. I’ll never learn.

Happy Sunday bloomfies 🫶 if any others on the east coast and Midwest are bracing for the winter storm, be safe and stay cozy and warm ❄️ I’ll be waiting out the cold with a stack of books, some comfort shows and movies, and lots of cuddles from my pets.

ATWT for sure.

Happy New Year’s Day bloomfies 😊🫶 hope everyone has a relaxing day. We have football on the tv, some pulled pork cooking, and I’m cozying up with my first book of the new year. What do y’all have going on today?

“I’m just too soft for all of it” You know what? Good. The world needs soft and gentle hearts. Humility and meekness is not weakness. Too soft for the cruelty, the spite, hate, hostility. The one-upping, the put downs… I’m just too soft for all of it.

Happy new year’s east coast bloomfies 😊🫶🪩🎉🍾 may 2025 bring you everything you want and more!