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@gilbertsnodgrass.bsky.social and I saw you from across the bar. Let’s go get you a haircut 😵‍💫💈👨🏼‍🏫👨🏻‍🏫

Swamp ass 🥵

big bro butt an balls

Raise your flags, bros and dads 😵‍💫👨🏻🇺🇸

Feels good to be slick 💈😎

Practicing some self sketches

Self care is important, bros. Every once in a while, slow down and really take your time reconnecting with your penis. No poppers, no weed, no porn. Just focus on how good it feels for your hand to glide up and down your shaft.

I’m a greaser gooner now 😵‍💫😎

The pompadour is filling in nicely 💈

I love how my mustache has developed a natural curl. No wax needed!

Soles and holes, bros 😵‍💫🥴

So I have a well documented Santa transformation kink… but now I think I’d rather be the reindeer 😵‍💫🦌

Who’s next 🐷

I don’t talk about it as much, but I am SUPER into teasing and verbal soft domination. I wanna hear your favorite, hottest lines. Can be any kink, I’m flexible 👀

Wagging my wiener is almost as good as stroking it 😵‍💫

I want is a POV video of a handsome autistic boy info dumping on me while I goon to his nerdiness 😵‍💫

Finally time for a much needed staycation

They are talking about their favorite categories

Got back on grommr, go follow me there!

Gosh, rubber tf has to be one of the best things ever~ Art by @rubbermutt.bsky.social, @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social, @effses.bsky.social, and @cavendishfox.com, respectively.

Crazy how things change 🐷😵‍💫

*pop* *pop* *pop* *pop*

May burst my first shirt buttons tonight, stay tuned 😵‍💫

Feed me, breed me, and milk me like the livestock I am 🐷🐮

This is what I aspire to look like 👨🏻

Happy IPSD 🐻👨🏼

Feeling the need to breed. Send pics of hairy dad butts 🐽

The other day I had my first “oh shit” moment and realized how big I’ve gotten and it’s like a switch has been turned. I’ve been nonstop horny since then

10 years of gaining Can’t wait to see what 10 more brings 🐷

Greedy Overfed Hogs need to strap in to their cpap cause their bodies are so heavy and Fat and then sleep a good 10-12 hours a night so all that feed can turn into more Heavy Pork 🐷 🥵

New profile pic by madanayr_ on Instagram!

2019 vs 2026

Thinking about starting my Amazon wishlist back up. Who’d like to help sponsor a growing piglet 🐷😵‍💫

Happy Valentine’s Day, fatties. Eat plenty of chocolate so next years there’s even more of you to love

Pink piggy 🐷 Model: @pamperedbubz.bsky.social

@tstoater.bsky.social and @joelsomeone.bsky.social This pic was so much fun to recreate 🤡

Feeling that need to breed 😵‍💫🥵

Oink 🐷

Last sketch of the night is @closetkrinkster.bsky.social

It was time for me to try @pecdad.bsky.social Some of the sexiest pecs on the internet 🥵

Forget “pinch an inch,” I wanna see you grab a slab

Had to draw my favorite pic of @theleathercook.bsky.social Those pit stains trigger me every time 🥵

I guess I’m a plastic fucker now 😵‍💫

Today’s drawing practice is a blueberry-coded Porkins 🐷

2016 -> 2026

More of you big babies need to wear bow ties.

Dad needs a hand… Or a mouth… or a hole… 😈