Cow dog

Today’s yard patrol

Important updates from the house goblin

Or he just has very strong opinions about @minakimes.bsky.social latest episode

Badger: you want a nice photo of the two of us, absolutely not, I’ll go Also Badger: oh you’re taking a nice photo of Riot, wait for me

Happy holidays from our little goblins to yours

This little bestest buddy of mine would’ve been nine years young today. Still miss you every day Sodapop ❤️

Hey girl what

Important update. The dog has been tucked in for beddy bye. She’s less amused than I am

So beautiful, so foamy

Toofs

Portrait of a sad soggy potato

Riot and Badger would like to give a shout out to drag kings and no other sort of king on this day and every day

You ever gotta just worm

Survey, which one of us rolled around in something dead and jumped up to steal a piece of bread out of my hand and which one of us became enamored with a family of ducks and tried to swim away into the lake with them?

One day it will happen and the world will be immediately better, until then remember to kiss your dogs and find joy where you can. For instance my cattle dog is terrified of cattle

Perfectly executed yard patrol maneuver. Ten out of ten, no notes

When you have a party to attend but your dna won’t let you just abandon squirrel patrol

The prettiest girl in all the world on her way to find a squirrel

i must receive my daily blessing from the dog. coincidentally the daily blessing is often applied directly to the face, for improved blessing absorption

Tried to start it with a vulture, came inches away from a rattlesnake, and developed a fondness for deer. Camping is amazing!

Another day, another several mile hike to try to soothe the bees that pilot her cattle dog brain

Squirrel patrol doesn’t pause for car rides. Stay ready and you don’t have to get ready

We may or may not have dove head first into some poison oak resulting in a post-hike bath. The hike was 10/10 would recommend. The bath… -20/10, should be banned in all countries

As far as we know Riot has never seen the ocean. And while the waves gently rolling in are pretty spooky, there are some really good stinks to smell so definitely a great place to be

Good girl on a good walk

Sometimes you have an itchy girl tummy and your mommies put a little soothing cream on you and you’re super cool about it actually

If there are any outdoor recreation areas near you, remember to contact your local #nosquirrelsclub chapter to send someone out to keep those trails clear and safe

Good morning, please enjoy this short video of the president of the #nosquirrelsclub. May your yards be free of those small scoundrels

Recovering from post traumatic fireworks disorder, ptfd if you will, with a morning hike

Please say hello to Riot Haley Williams Last Name and her brother Badger Same Last Name. They are both very normal and regular and not goblins who yodel at the taproom