Sounds great

Draft check

One time i played animal collective brothersport for dad and he said “this is too repetitive” and i really wanted to hurt him back so I said “oh, I thought you liked jazz?” To this day i do not know what the fuck that was supposed to mean but I sure do think about it every time I hear brothersport

She just walked up to me and said “my lunch is probably gonna smell”

My least favorite coworker told me my new haircut makes me look older. I am THIRTY THREE

Been scrolling LinkedIn more lately. I think it’s really good for me. There’s a guy on here I connected with at some point in the past with a custom pfp banner that says #OPENTOBITCOIN and all he does is repost things like “everyone says bitcoin is for stinky losers but actually it ROCKS.” Love him

A director (read: three levels up from me) just forwarded me an AI email he sent to another director taking credit for work me and somebody else did lmao

My barber told me she was getting a divorce and my first thought was “didn’t you just get married?” but I don’t know her well enough to really have an opinion on any part of her life that doesn’t involve holding scissors 3 centimeters from my head and neck

*guy who saw the backrooms voice* this is just like the backrooms

Epic maturity win! A stranger told me they were at the Mitski Owes Me $50 Show and I did not tell them that Mitski Owes Me $50!

I’m glad the pinball bar is back open. It’s nice to have a spot I pass nearly every day and go “ooh, I should actually go there sometime” but never do. It’s part of the fabric of a healthy city

This is the article that made me google whether or not I need to italicize BME Pain Olympics

Yngwie Nailgun

Spent a lot of years in the wilderness internally debating this but I think I’m back to thinking that indie rock is good actually. Sorry for the 10 years where I didn’t think that. I’m always learning and growing, ya know

Trying to figure out which of the VHS cover files I need to print. If you were me, would you choose: 1. Deren print final 2. Deren super final print 3. Deren print best 4. Deren print best ever I am really good at running a label

A lady just came up to me and another guy standing in line at the grocery store, looked us up and down, and said “that’s fine. The water is poisonous and gets into all the food. Just so y’all know.” To her credit, she was only holding paper towels, presumably to purchase and then clean up the poison

Man or Asshole Man

Someone just hit me up on substack to book them a show lmfao

Hate reading a diffords spec and its some shit like this. Fuck you asshole. Where do I get a 1/6 oz measure

Saw the backrooms last night and now any time anything weird happens in the house I’m asking my wife, who did not see the backrooms with me, if we are in the backrooms. It’s gotten a laugh once, here’s hoping for a second one!

Every day I get a spam phone call from someone at phone.com. Crazy ass url. How much do you think they’re paying for that

You won’t believe what i saw in the damn gym today

Saw another Nirvana shirt at the gym. Why is Nirvana so trendy now? Do people love Dave grohl again? Have people forgotten about his child out of wedlock?????

Was out walking my dog and when he pissed on a fire hydrant, someone driving by lowered their window, pointed, and laughed. Very insane thing to do also seeing a dog do cartoon dog stuff is genuinely delightful so I kinda get it, but also my dog had his dick out so whatever pervert move along

I know like 20 people who are either on a European tour, just got back from a European tour, or are about to go on a European tour. Is this a byproduct of wanting to escape this country or is everyone just dying to light money on fire? Or, I guess third option, is it secretly extremely lucrative

Every day I see some kid in a Nirvana shirt. That shirt used to mean something back in my day. It used to mean you shopped at JCPenney. Now it don’t even mean that

Good artists copy, great artists steal, the best artists get convinced by ChatGPT that actually, you’re right—they’re after you and you must isolate yourself from your family who is trying to convince you otherwise

Love when a guy opens a conversation by telling me he’s working on deliverables. Me too man. We’re all kinda working on deliverables in our own way when you think about it. Life is a series of deliverables

Writing an article and had to look up if BME Pain Olympics gets italicized or goes in quotation marks

Listening to sex on fire in the gym

Upscale mezcal got me hitting the robot

They say the man that had two lunches is too fat to drum but he will prove them wrong

Glass Jar is probably the best song of all time, RIP to a legend

Listening to a free jazz album on YouTube with liberty mutual ads every 5 minutes, just like the artist intended

Constantly debating whether posting on Instagram about all my dreams coming true is stupid and corny or valid and awesome

My wife identified herself as “in the music scene” at church today and 15 minutes later someone asked if she knew a band that could play between sets at a video game ska band’s show

Sometimes I listen to a song from one of those 18 year old power pop wunderkinds and it’s got some lyrics like “I saw you walking down the avenue” you are a child lmfao was your mom also on the avenue

I think there should be a band called Tuesday. There currently isn’t a band called Tuesday. You could name your band that. No one would stop you. People would be like “I’m listening to Tuesday.” I think that’s good

My wife thought the lyrics to steely dan peg were “hey/come back to me” until about a year ago and every time she hears the real lyrics she insists that her version is better. Unbelievable

This post did numbers among the prefab sprout community, a group of people I did not realize were represented on bluesky. What a treat

Dave Meltzer explaining that ALS used to be called Lou Gherigs disease when he was young because Lou Gherig was a big star back then but it’s called ALS now because he’s less of a star now is a perfect Dave quote

Literally what the fuck was that guy from prefab sprout talking about when he said he was turkey hungry and chicken free. What does this mean

Chartreuse

Guy who came up with the word “budtender” probably felt real fuckin proud of himself

I’m the “cool coworker” in the sense that if it’s just me and specifically one other coworker in the office on a Friday she knows she can just say something like “well, I gotta go watch my kid do this thing at school where she puts a witch on a conveyer belt” at 1:17 pm and I’ll just smile and nod

You are simply remembering some guys. I was born in The Some Guys Era, forged in the flames of Abe Vigoda, Male Bonding, Gang Gang Dance. What you consider “elite ball knowledge” I consider passé bullshit. I will destroy you in the marketplace of guys

There’s nothing more beautiful than the sound of a child coughing

When a bar has a slogan like “Eat. Sip. Play.” you know that shit is gonna suck so bad

You’re on 10G I’m on 100G we are not the same

*tucker carlson voice* nobody says pbr&b anymore. Why is that?